i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
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Better than waking up to e sound of a chainsaw, Unsolved Mysteries on TV, and a police sketch on the screen that looks eerily like the dude you went home with.
Your Baby Can Read with Ronald Titzer?
U being a whore is enough of a sign for u....
U r pregnant
You have now entered the Twilight Zone
Atleast you didn't wake up to Al Roker.
God has a sense of humor... You are screwed