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  i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign

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  (818): i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign http://tfl.nu/0lhe
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  Submitted by klangford on Aug 29, 10 at 2:54pm

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  Better than waking up to e sound of a chainsaw, Unsolved Mysteries on TV, and a police sketch on the screen that looks eerily like the dude you went home with.

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  Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 29, 10 at 6:04pm

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  Atleast you didn't wake up to Al Roker.

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  Submitted by Anonyrnous on Aug 29, 10 at 3:42pm

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  Your Baby Can Read with Ronald Titzer?

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  Submitted by air_america on Aug 29, 10 at 5:21pm

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  You have now entered the Twilight Zone

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  Submitted by cheesewhiz on Aug 29, 10 at 1:29pm

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  U r pregnant

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  Submitted by daccx1 on Aug 29, 10 at 2:21pm

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  U being a whore is enough of a sign for u....

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  Submitted by Xylus on Sep 2, 10 at 1:57am

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  God has a sense of humor... You are screwed

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