Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
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O Haha I get it cause then it would look like you had that awesome disease herpes.
plus nobody likes an itchy ballsack.
Use a tent with a transparent roof. All the pleasure of seeing the stars, while seeing stars. None of the bugs.
Reason #2: Poison ivy. Itchy, itchy poison ivy.
i almost thought this was a text from my ex cuz he pretty much said this after we banged outside and he had mosquito bites. right area code too, weird
Use off that's what I do
Wait did u hurt yourself that night?
Cabanas are your friend ;)
Outdoors can be really fun :) just good to plan things a little. It'll be more fun in the long run if you think ahead!
U sure they weren't crabs?
So pull a Houdini (have sex against a glass window)
Dude that happens to me all the damn time
Happened last night....ugh
I've gotten mosquito bites on my ass for no reason before...
Ants... "up youws!"
That's hilarious. Why so many negative votes?
Forreal, i got bit on the ear. Do you know how hard it is to be romantic with your ear itching like a motherfucka?
Mosquito bite on the gooch mmm yummy no way to itch it eithout lookin weird
No....reason #1 is flies....no bigger turn off than a fly landing on your gf's snatch.
or even worse ...in
Klangford, so eloquently put. LMAO!!
no.. worst part is having horrible grass allergies and your legs getting red and swollen for everyone to see.
Oh well. Bet it was fun
She didn't seem to mind last night when I was fucking her on the hood of my roommates car.
Man I know the feeling. I may not have had any mosquitoes bite my cock but I always seem to get the most out of anyone around.
It's called bugspray