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  • Submitted by FenderChick on Jul 18, 10 at 10:46am

    Inappropriate? How about illegal?!

  • Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 18, 10 at 12:28pm

    Imagine how inappropiate it looks when they drag you off to jail for DUI.... It would actually be very appropiate.. * sorry best friend killed by drunk driver*

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    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 18, 10 at 1:22pm

    Just dumb. Bragging about drinking and driving? You must feel such pride? Normally I'm against violence but for you I could slice your throat.....with a pretzel!

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      Submitted by od3tt3 on Jul 19, 10 at 12:04am

      wow... i was actually liking your reply until you finished it with the word pretzel.... idiot!

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    Submitted by ohmagod on Jul 18, 10 at 10:28am

    How exciting

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    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 18, 10 at 10:30am

    Give your pretzel cheap champers..... Apparently theres some available in that car

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    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 12:36am

    This text is far from funny. I act like an idiot too but not where it risks other people's lives. Stoopid.

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    Submitted by whoreable on Jul 18, 10 at 2:22pm

    How inappropriate indeed. You should at least put it in a different container.

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    Submitted by Franzallday on Jul 18, 10 at 8:16pm

    Keep an empty water bottle in your car. Perfection.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 10 at 10:27am

    My pretzel is firsty

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    Submitted by bubblegumsies on Jul 18, 10 at 10:25pm

    You're an idiot and obviously a teenager. \n\nGrow up.

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    Submitted by ricky2003 on Jul 19, 10 at 7:59pm

    You people are all rediculous. That shits hilarious

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    Submitted by sterlingsilver on Jul 19, 10 at 2:57pm

    Christ, people, it was a little bit of Champagne. We don't know if this person is wasted, or if it's their first drink, but let's go ahead and assume they are going to kill a whole family. Y'all just repeating what you here from others. Like sheep.

  • Submitted by givemecake on Jul 18, 10 at 11:40am

    For sure the story of my life. Lol so wtf is up with this "pretsl firsty" shit? Someone please enlighten me.

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      Submitted by firsty on Jul 18, 10 at 1:28pm

      Firsty is bringing a revolution to tfln. This is the year of the Firsty. These pretzels are making me Firsty!

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      Submitted by od3tt3 on Jul 19, 10 at 12:06am

      dude its a bunch of bored fags... go into any message and see that its the same retards over and over again... pay them no attention...

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    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 18, 10 at 10:26am

    First... I soo have nothin to say to this

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    Submitted by nocomment on Jul 30, 10 at 11:46am

    not only are you drinking and driving but your texting while driving which is worse.