who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
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why would that ruin a friends with benefits relationship? string cheese is fucking awesome.
Someone who would ruin "no strings attached sex" over string cheese doesn't deserve a friend with benefits..
Who loves orange soda!
Kel loves orange soda. I Do I Do I Doo-oo\n\node to being a 90s kid
Oh Hell yeah. This better be the new meme
omg beaten to the punch AGAIN dam u tfln commenters
Whatever, screw him! String cheese is amazing no matter who you are or how old you get!
If she gives good head, she can do what ever she wants!
In Soviet Russia, Vag gets Firsty.\n\nI have just failed in the most epic way possible.
I too love string cheese.
If she gave great head, I wouldn't give a shit what she says
That just shows that you're more desperate than OP. ;)
Hell yeah I fucking love string cheese
Feelings are the only thing that ruins "friends with benefits."
How would that ruin it?
maybe he is lactose intolerant>
Fuck this text
Is she fat?
String cheese would ruin it? Screw him! String cheese is the shit!
Who loves PRETZELS
More like giving head is making you firsty. HA!
String cheese gives you cellulite. Do you want a fat girl giving you head? I don't.
Yes. They're more likely to be good at it, since guys like you don't give them any attention unless they're good in bed.
this is the best text ever. and the story of my life lol
This so sounds like something I'd say to my friend with benefits
getting head is making me Firsty!
go suck her sour vag then
She was talking about your "string cheese" you idiot
String cheese taste like sweet potato pie
Well you obviously don't enjoy string cheese as much as u should f/a/g/g/o/t
So you're getting head from a 13 year old? Does she also love juice boxes?
Hahahahahaha atleast he is being straighforward...