She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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Fuck you firsty... Ya piece of shit...
Sounds kinda like the beginning of American Pie 2.
Your mom screams? Was that just a general statement?
I hope it didn't happen in that order
Try not having sex with your sister.
I love how kids are getting so pissed at comments. On an app. For an iPhone. Maybe don't read te comments if they make you mad..? Of course not because that's the smart thin to do
Oh my...Did she at least get off first? If not, then definitely bad night...
Hi mom this is my new girlfriend. At least u kno she's clean...
Haha firsty is always firsty
Pretzel flavored lead based paint chips?... Well maybe if I was firsty...
hey firsty, go eat lead based paint chips.
That's a good night. For sure.
sounds like a good situation to me. Firsty do you need a drink before you say your firsty
Juliasoccer how did you make firsty firsty that's my job!! Haha :) lol
A bit like Grandma's Boy, only less nerdy because an actual woman was involved.
Interesting three way.
@TowerCrane LIES! I do not care!
these pretzels are making me Firsty!
no one cares dumbass. die in a fire.
if noone cares, then why did i get 23 thumbs up? :)
it's actually "no one".
Sorry firsty I didn't mean to make u firsty... :)