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  • 109 33
    Submitted by trollinator on Jul 16, 10 at 1:24pm
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    Fuck you firsty... Ya piece of shit...

  • 63 18
    Submitted by hurst on Jul 16, 10 at 1:25pm
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    Sounds kinda like the beginning of American Pie 2.

  • 62 23
    Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 16, 10 at 1:50pm
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    Your mom screams? Was that just a general statement?

  • 46 18
    Submitted by laf24 on Jul 16, 10 at 1:36pm
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    I hope it didn't happen in that order

  • 30 13
    Submitted by Fear_Cartaidh on Jul 17, 10 at 1:10pm
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    Try not having sex with your sister.

  • 31 17
    Submitted by kmaestro on Jul 16, 10 at 5:10pm
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    Oh my...Did she at least get off first? If not, then definitely bad night...

  • 30 18
    Submitted by maddox on Jul 16, 10 at 10:37pm
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    hey firsty, go eat lead based paint chips.

  • 21 14
    Submitted by broncos4life on Jul 17, 10 at 3:30pm
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    I love how kids are getting so pissed at comments. On an app. For an iPhone. Maybe don't read te comments if they make you mad..? Of course not because that's the smart thin to do

  • 21 17
    Submitted by no_one on Jul 16, 10 at 10:46pm
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    @TowerCrane LIES! I do not care!

  • 20 15
    Submitted by RugbyIsLife on Jul 16, 10 at 2:00pm
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    Lol damn

  • 26 31
    Submitted by jenny8675309 on Jul 17, 10 at 1:44am
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    Pretzel flavored lead based paint chips?... Well maybe if I was firsty...

  • 74 127
    Submitted by firsty on Jul 16, 10 at 1:17pm
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    these pretzels are making me Firsty!

    • 26 14
      Submitted by marsho on Jul 16, 10 at 2:17pm
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      no one cares dumbass. die in a fire.

      • 27 17
        Submitted by firsty on Jul 16, 10 at 3:24pm
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        if noone cares, then why did i get 23 thumbs up? :)

        • 22 17
          Submitted by TowerCrane on Jul 16, 10 at 4:32pm
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          it's actually "no one".

  • 19 18
    Submitted by thisdude on Jul 16, 10 at 7:21pm
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    That's a good night. For sure.

  • 24 31
    Submitted by nakedgoat on Jul 16, 10 at 1:17pm
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    Hi mom this is my new girlfriend. At least u kno she's clean...

  • 18 22
    Submitted by pretzellls on Jul 17, 10 at 2:20am
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    Juliasoccer how did you make firsty firsty that's my job!! Haha :) lol

  • 15 17
    Submitted by mrsjackjohnson on Jul 19, 10 at 1:21pm
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    Hahahahhahahaha

  • 28 45
    Submitted by itouchgnomes on Jul 16, 10 at 1:17pm
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    sounds like a good situation to me. Firsty do you need a drink before you say your firsty

  • 15 21
    Submitted by keezingpenguin on Jul 18, 10 at 11:17pm
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    A bit like Grandma's Boy, only less nerdy because an actual woman was involved.

  • 17 25
    Submitted by Julia_SOCCER on Jul 17, 10 at 2:17am
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    Sorry firsty I didn't mean to make u firsty... :)

  • 24 46
    Submitted by Blowed on Jul 16, 10 at 1:51pm
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    Haha firsty is always firsty

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