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  • Unless she dragged you to a lame vacation spot you're a fucking idiot if you want to spend your whole vacation in bed! Are you that ugly that you think she'll only fuck you if there's nothing to do because hello - that's the whole point of vacations: going out and doing cool things, seeing new places. And then you can have sex AFTERWARDS or in the morning, dipshit.

    Submitted by royaltea on Jul 12, 10 at 3:51pm
  • looks like you forgot to pack your dignity also....

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jul 12, 10 at 1:25pm
  • What exactly will this accomplish?

    Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 12, 10 at 1:23pm
  • Sorry marsho, but I'm stealing your line... Rosamond, die in a fire.

    Submitted by la_maldita97 on Jul 13, 10 at 12:43am
  • I wear no pants, I wear no pants...

    Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 12, 10 at 1:18pm
  • you still have the one pair that would traveled with...shed make you wear them, or go buy cheap ones. lame.

    Submitted by zofoandrew on Jul 12, 10 at 1:27pm
  • it worked like a charm till u found out she was a guy

    Submitted by MenZieUh on Jul 12, 10 at 1:13pm
  • That is a great idea that's hilarious!

    Submitted by 719ryan on Jul 13, 10 at 5:50pm
  • Seventh

    Submitted by pvgurl16 on Jul 12, 10 at 2:26pm
  • In Soviet Russia pants wear u

    Submitted by gphip on Jul 23, 10 at 2:35am
  • Just like in the bible... Vacation trick bible!!

    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 12, 10 at 1:06pm