Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
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Unless she dragged you to a lame vacation spot you're a fucking idiot if you want to spend your whole vacation in bed! Are you that ugly that you think she'll only fuck you if there's nothing to do because hello - that's the whole point of vacations: going out and doing cool things, seeing new places. And then you can have sex AFTERWARDS or in the morning, dipshit.
looks like you forgot to pack your dignity also....
What exactly will this accomplish?
Sorry marsho, but I'm stealing your line... Rosamond, die in a fire.
I wear no pants, I wear no pants...
you still have the one pair that would traveled with...shed make you wear them, or go buy cheap ones. lame.
it worked like a charm till u found out she was a guy
That is a great idea that's hilarious!
In Soviet Russia pants wear u
Just like in the bible... Vacation trick bible!!