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  • Submitted by royaltea on Jul 12, 10 at 3:51pm

    Unless she dragged you to a lame vacation spot you're a fucking idiot if you want to spend your whole vacation in bed! Are you that ugly that you think she'll only fuck you if there's nothing to do because hello - that's the whole point of vacations: going out and doing cool things, seeing new places. And then you can have sex AFTERWARDS or in the morning, dipshit.

  • Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jul 12, 10 at 1:25pm

    looks like you forgot to pack your dignity also....

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    Submitted by la_maldita97 on Jul 13, 10 at 12:43am

    Sorry marsho, but I'm stealing your line... Rosamond, die in a fire.

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    Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 12, 10 at 1:23pm

    What exactly will this accomplish?

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    Submitted by MenZieUh on Jul 12, 10 at 1:13pm

    it worked like a charm till u found out she was a guy

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    Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 12, 10 at 1:18pm

    I wear no pants, I wear no pants...

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    Submitted by zofoandrew on Jul 12, 10 at 1:27pm

    you still have the one pair that would traveled with...shed make you wear them, or go buy cheap ones. lame.

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    Submitted by 719ryan on Jul 13, 10 at 5:50pm

    That is a great idea that's hilarious!

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    Submitted by gphip on Jul 23, 10 at 2:35am

    In Soviet Russia pants wear u

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    Submitted by pvgurl16 on Jul 12, 10 at 2:26pm

    Seventh

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    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 12, 10 at 1:06pm

    Just like in the bible... Vacation trick bible!!