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  • This is why girls are more clever than guys. (I'm a guy)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:06pm
  • You should then follow that with operatic renditions of "Do your nuts hang low?" and "Oh I wish you had a full sized weiner" to the melody of the Oscar Meyer theme song. The lyrics are as follows: Oh I wish you had a full sized weiner, That is what I'd really like to feeeeeeeel, Oh I wish you had a full sized weiner, then you could really make me squeal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:24pm
  • That is awesome. "are you in yet"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:12pm
  • you guys are all retarded. it's meant to be funny! you're tearing apart something that doesn't need to be. like it matters anyway. she doesn't know you and prob doesn't care what you think. but anyway...i loved this! amazing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:06am
  • that is actually brilliant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:49pm
  • That's pretty funny, real or not

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:21pm
  • While that is funny and all. You should have left. I am certain he will edit the tape and it will end up online. Think smarter chicka

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:52pm
  • that is seriously the best evvvvver:] good job girl!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:58am
  • Smart, but he could just edit out that part unless u acted disatisfied the entire time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:01pm
  • wow i dont care what anyone says it was hecka funny :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:45pm
  • She rolled her eyes though, that will still work even if he dubs the sound haha. Awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:03pm
  • Watch out, he could always just turn off the sound........

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:18pm
  • 9.05PM go fuck yourself! This is hillarious!! I dont even care if its fake, its bloody funny!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:10pm
  • Um okay despite the fact that this could be a good idea...she's still on tape having sex and is well aware of it...anyone concerned about the fact that if this is legit the dumbass stayed and didn't say anything? Where has empowerment gone? This is why people gettaken advantage of because they let it happen themselves...and yeah pretty sure one like this already happened...you people neeed to read more books

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:47pm
  • Guys that try to sneak a tape are one of the lowest form of humanity. Just above religious conservative fascists.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:28pm
  • 11:12 it would be hot until you brother googles amature porn and sees you getting fucked. I'm into some freaky sex but intelligent enough not to be videod or photographed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:35pm
  • Aussie girls are nasty ... they all got that Great Barrier Queef!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:41pm
  • Hahha that's awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:40pm
  • GAVIN!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:54pm
  • rolled her eyes... orrrr her eyes rolled back in her head with the intensity? lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:32am
  • firstly, this is hillarious!! secondly, why the fuck is with everyone hating on australia?! i've been there and it shits on our country!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 7:16pm
  • Haha is his name Jordan.. Pahaha sounds like my ex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:23am
  • You listen to Buckcherry, 7:38, and apparently support taping girls against their will. You sound pretty damn retarded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:02pm
  • Can't beat Aussie girls!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:14pm
  • Way to think on the spot :p

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 10:49pm
  • So funny, one of the best texts...good job girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:28pm
  • OP: yeah that tape is going somewhere. Straight to an editing program. See ya on line!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:46am
  • *video taped. Sorry lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:36pm
  • Way to ruin the moment

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 7:56pm
  • Wow 12:14 totally missed the point of the text. So that makes you slutty and an idiot. What a catch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:26am
  • My hero!!! Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 3:38pm
  • Gavin??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 7:39pm
  • Videotaping without permission is illegal. Just keep that in mind before you try it, you never know when you're going to get the girl that freaks out and calls the cops or just ruins your social life and camera. And if she does damage your camera, the cops WILL laugh at you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:48am
  • Stolen from Tucker Max's "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell." Great book, btw.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:55am
  • That's a little mean haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 3:18am
  • you could have just left.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:04pm
  • hahaha I can SOOO feel you on this one. I hate small dick, but take what you can get I guessss?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:14am
  • i wonder if if this was the dude? lol. http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-6336.html

    Submitted by dropd on Apr 27, 11 at 3:23pm
  • I'd be all up for taping myself as long as i knew about it first! It'd be hot as, I guess us Aussie girls are more hardcore than you lot!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:12pm
  • I'd delete the audio and dub over it with some buckcherry, lol! Stupid cunt... Girls are so stupid!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:38pm
  • Black bar by your eyes, and mute on the video!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:14am
  • lol well done

    Submitted by gujuguy on Apr 18, 12 at 2:08am
  • WTF 11:41 aussie chicks are the best!! they go off in the sack!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:54pm
  • Unless he dubs other sound over it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 10:40pm
  • Comedy porn. Nice. He'll post it anyways just won't show friends

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 10:38pm
  • 'Atta girl. M

    Submitted by LardyCardy on Mar 1, 11 at 10:17pm
  • Brilliant!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 8:40pm
  • KlaSSIK.. U broke his heart baby girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:08pm
  • goood thinkin

    Submitted by enoxxx on Aug 6, 10 at 4:55pm
  • Agreed with 8:18... or maybe it wasn't even recording with sound... i give it 3 weeks till you're a regular on all the best amateur porn sites

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:33pm
  • Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:09pm
  • GAVIN??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 7:35pm
  • hey look....the OP is a slut anyhow. So what's wrong with taking the video and trying to make some money by selling it? The biggest risk is that no one would buy it because she's so fugly or the sex is so weak. That's a downer -- putting on a show and no one wanting it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:05pm
  • hahaa what if he ads dubs or subtitles! :o lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:22pm
  • That was u wow girl with a pussy that fat no one but a sperm whale could do the job nice tape!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 10:01pm
  • What was size have to do with anything? It seems like you wouldn't want anything too big in there? Or does it feel better...? I wouldn't know...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:25pm
  • Maybe it's becouse your vajayjay is the size of an elephants.. Slampig....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:11pm
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