As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
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This is why girls are more clever than guys. (I'm a guy)
You should then follow that with operatic renditions of "Do your nuts hang low?" and "Oh I wish you had a full sized weiner" to the melody of the Oscar Meyer theme song. The lyrics are as follows: Oh I wish you had a full sized weiner, That is what I'd really like to feeeeeeeel, Oh I wish you had a full sized weiner, then you could really make me squeal.
That is awesome. "are you in yet"
you guys are all retarded. it's meant to be funny! you're tearing apart something that doesn't need to be. like it matters anyway. she doesn't know you and prob doesn't care what you think. but anyway...i loved this! amazing!
that is actually brilliant.
That's pretty funny, real or not
While that is funny and all. You should have left. I am certain he will edit the tape and it will end up online. Think smarter chicka
that is seriously the best evvvvver:] good job girl!!
wow i dont care what anyone says it was hecka funny :)
Smart, but he could just edit out that part unless u acted disatisfied the entire time
She rolled her eyes though, that will still work even if he dubs the sound haha. Awesome.
9.05PM go fuck yourself! This is hillarious!! I dont even care if its fake, its bloody funny!!
Um okay despite the fact that this could be a good idea...she's still on tape having sex and is well aware of it...anyone concerned about the fact that if this is legit the dumbass stayed and didn't say anything? Where has empowerment gone? This is why people gettaken advantage of because they let it happen themselves...and yeah pretty sure one like this already happened...you people neeed to read more books
11:12 it would be hot until you brother googles amature porn and sees you getting fucked. I'm into some freaky sex but intelligent enough not to be videod or photographed
Watch out, he could always just turn off the sound........
Guys that try to sneak a tape are one of the lowest form of humanity. Just above religious conservative fascists.
Aussie girls are nasty ... they all got that Great Barrier Queef!
Hahha that's awesome
firstly, this is hillarious!! secondly, why the fuck is with everyone hating on australia?! i've been there and it shits on our country!
Haha is his name Jordan.. Pahaha sounds like my ex
rolled her eyes... orrrr her eyes rolled back in her head with the intensity? lol
You listen to Buckcherry, 7:38, and apparently support taping girls against their will. You sound pretty damn retarded.
Can't beat Aussie girls!
*video taped. Sorry lol
Way to ruin the moment
Way to think on the spot :p
So funny, one of the best texts...good job girl
OP: yeah that tape is going somewhere. Straight to an editing program. See ya on line!
My hero!!! Lol
Wow 12:14 totally missed the point of the text. So that makes you slutty and an idiot. What a catch
i wonder if if this was the dude? lol. http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-6336.html
Stolen from Tucker Max's "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell."
Great book, btw.
you could have just left.
hahaha I can SOOO feel you on this one. I hate small dick, but take what you can get I guessss?
Videotaping without permission is illegal. Just keep that in mind before you try it, you never know when you're going to get the girl that freaks out and calls the cops or just ruins your social life and camera.
And if she does damage your camera, the cops WILL laugh at you.
I'd be all up for taping myself as long as i knew about it first! It'd be hot as, I guess us Aussie girls are more hardcore than you lot!
That's a little mean haha
I'd delete the audio and dub over it with some buckcherry, lol! Stupid cunt... Girls are so stupid!
Black bar by your eyes, and mute on the video!
lol well done
WTF 11:41 aussie chicks are the best!! they go off in the sack!
Unless he dubs other sound over it.
Comedy porn. Nice. He'll post it anyways just won't show friends
'Atta girl. M
KlaSSIK.. U broke his heart baby girl
Agreed with 8:18... or maybe it wasn't even recording with sound... i give it 3 weeks till you're a regular on all the best amateur porn sites
Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks.
hey look....the OP is a slut anyhow. So what's wrong with taking the video and trying to make some money by selling it? The biggest risk is that no one would buy it because she's so fugly or the sex is so weak. That's a downer -- putting on a show and no one wanting it!
hahaa what if he ads dubs or subtitles! :o lmao
That was u wow girl with a pussy that fat no one but a sperm whale could do the job nice tape!
What was size have to do with anything? It seems like you wouldn't want anything too big in there? Or does it feel better...? I wouldn't know...
Maybe it's becouse your vajayjay is the size of an elephants.. Slampig....
...Or you also have a tiny weiner mr anonymous.