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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:06pm

    This is why girls are more clever than guys. (I'm a guy)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:24pm

    You should then follow that with operatic renditions of "Do your nuts hang low?" and "Oh I wish you had a full sized weiner" to the melody of the Oscar Meyer theme song. The lyrics are as follows: Oh I wish you had a full sized weiner, That is what I'd really like to feeeeeeeel, Oh I wish you had a full sized weiner, then you could really make me squeal.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:12pm

    That is awesome. "are you in yet"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:52pm

    While that is funny and all. You should have left. I am certain he will edit the tape and it will end up online. Think smarter chicka

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:03pm

    She rolled her eyes though, that will still work even if he dubs the sound haha. Awesome.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:01pm

    Smart, but he could just edit out that part unless u acted disatisfied the entire time

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:47pm

    Um okay despite the fact that this could be a good idea...she's still on tape having sex and is well aware of it...anyone concerned about the fact that if this is legit the dumbass stayed and didn't say anything? Where has empowerment gone? This is why people gettaken advantage of because they let it happen themselves...and yeah pretty sure one like this already happened...you people neeed to read more books

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:06am

    you guys are all retarded. it's meant to be funny! you're tearing apart something that doesn't need to be. like it matters anyway. she doesn't know you and prob doesn't care what you think. but anyway...i loved this! amazing!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:18pm

    Watch out, he could always just turn off the sound........

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:10pm

    9.05PM go fuck yourself! This is hillarious!! I dont even care if its fake, its bloody funny!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:28pm

    Guys that try to sneak a tape are one of the lowest form of humanity. Just above religious conservative fascists.

  • 78 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:21pm

    That's pretty funny, real or not

  • 79 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:49pm

    that is actually brilliant.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:54pm

    GAVIN!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:23am

    Haha is his name Jordan.. Pahaha sounds like my ex

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:35pm

    11:12 it would be hot until you brother googles amature porn and sees you getting fucked. I'm into some freaky sex but intelligent enough not to be videod or photographed

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:32am

    rolled her eyes... orrrr her eyes rolled back in her head with the intensity? lol

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:14pm

    Can't beat Aussie girls!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:02pm

    You listen to Buckcherry, 7:38, and apparently support taping girls against their will. You sound pretty damn retarded.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:58am

    that is seriously the best evvvvver:] good job girl!!

  • 71 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 3:18am

    That's a little mean haha

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:41pm

    Aussie girls are nasty ... they all got that Great Barrier Queef!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:28pm

    So funny, one of the best texts...good job girl

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:12pm

    I'd be all up for taping myself as long as i knew about it first! It'd be hot as, I guess us Aussie girls are more hardcore than you lot!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 10:49pm

    Way to think on the spot :p

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:26am

    Wow 12:14 totally missed the point of the text. So that makes you slutty and an idiot. What a catch

  • 68 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:48am

    Videotaping without permission is illegal. Just keep that in mind before you try it, you never know when you're going to get the girl that freaks out and calls the cops or just ruins your social life and camera. And if she does damage your camera, the cops WILL laugh at you.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 7:39pm

    Gavin??

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:40pm

    Hahha that's awesome

  • 67 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:45pm

    wow i dont care what anyone says it was hecka funny :)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 7:16pm

    firstly, this is hillarious!! secondly, why the fuck is with everyone hating on australia?! i've been there and it shits on our country!

  • 62 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:36pm

    *video taped. Sorry lol

  • 65 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:55am

    Stolen from Tucker Max's "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell." Great book, btw.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:14am

    Black bar by your eyes, and mute on the video!

  • 58 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 10:40pm

    Unless he dubs other sound over it.

  • 61 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 10:38pm

    Comedy porn. Nice. He'll post it anyways just won't show friends

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 3:38pm

    My hero!!! Lol

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:46am

    OP: yeah that tape is going somewhere. Straight to an editing program. See ya on line!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:54pm

    WTF 11:41 aussie chicks are the best!! they go off in the sack!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:04pm

    you could have just left.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:22pm

    hahaa what if he ads dubs or subtitles! :o lmao

  • 61 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:08pm

    KlaSSIK.. U broke his heart baby girl

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 8:40pm

    Brilliant!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:14am

    hahaha I can SOOO feel you on this one. I hate small dick, but take what you can get I guessss?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:33pm

    Agreed with 8:18... or maybe it wasn't even recording with sound... i give it 3 weeks till you're a regular on all the best amateur porn sites

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    Submitted by gujuguy on Apr 18, 12 at 2:08am

    lol well done

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    Submitted by dropd on Apr 27, 11 at 3:23pm

    i wonder if if this was the dude? lol. http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-6336.html

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 7:56pm

    Way to ruin the moment

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 7:35pm

    GAVIN??

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    Submitted by enoxxx on Aug 6, 10 at 4:55pm

    goood thinkin

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    Submitted by LardyCardy on Mar 1, 11 at 10:17pm

    'Atta girl. M

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 10:01pm

    That was u wow girl with a pussy that fat no one but a sperm whale could do the job nice tape!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:05pm

    hey look....the OP is a slut anyhow. So what's wrong with taking the video and trying to make some money by selling it? The biggest risk is that no one would buy it because she's so fugly or the sex is so weak. That's a downer -- putting on a show and no one wanting it!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:38pm

    I'd delete the audio and dub over it with some buckcherry, lol! Stupid cunt... Girls are so stupid!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:09pm

    Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:11pm

    Maybe it's becouse your vajayjay is the size of an elephants.. Slampig....

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      Submitted by pennybeezy on Jul 13, 10 at 4:28pm

      ...Or you also have a tiny weiner mr anonymous.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:25pm

    What was size have to do with anything? It seems like you wouldn't want anything too big in there? Or does it feel better...? I wouldn't know...