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  • 114 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:50pm
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    Santa doesn't put up with slackers....

  • 114 105
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:06am
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    9:37 ... no egg nog is elf cum ... didnt u know????

  • 112 102
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:18am
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    horrible. i laughed, though. you bastard.

  • 96 75
    Submitted by IDKWTFTE94 on Aug 11, 10 at 1:41am
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    poor kid lol

  • 107 100
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:38pm
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    haha this one was hilarious!

  • 108 103
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:42am
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    OP you are an asshole, and a hilarious one indeed.

  • 95 79
    Submitted by gingy36 on Nov 19, 10 at 11:13pm
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    you are truly epic

  • 108 106
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:10pm
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    Teacher? Obviously a camp counsler

  • 104 100
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:24pm
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    11:11 - particularly because most kids are on summer break right now, and Christmas season isn't for four more months. Duh.

  • 100 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:33am
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    so mean op...i love it!

  • 103 105
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:48pm
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    omg im totally using this when the holiday season rolls around

  • 97 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:37am
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    and eggnog is their blood

  • 114 130
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:55pm
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    AWESOME line. Who cares if it's a repost?

  • 103 109
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:31am
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    Shit the teacher should have grabbed it and said" And this looks like the good kind of bone" and shoved in down her throat..

  • 91 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:22am
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    omg lol that kid is never going to eat candy again..

  • 96 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:00am
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    This is stolen from One Sentence Stories, and it was way better to read it on there. Lame of you to steal it.

  • 87 79
    Submitted by jma29 on Aug 15, 10 at 4:38am
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    Yes! For the win.

  • 108 121
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 4:01pm
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    Did the kid ever ask for candy again?

  • 105 116
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:46am
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    10:06 is from Dave Attell

  • 93 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:16am
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    worst. teacher. ever.

  • 98 103
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:19am
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    And I thought I was mean to kids...

  • 102 113
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 7:54am
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    AWESOME. have to remember that one.

  • 99 107
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:23am
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    hahaha, this is the best piece of information EVER. i'm gonna tell this to kids from now on. oh, and 10:06 - that one too. but maybe when they're a little older and know what cum is.

  • 96 102
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 11:32am
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    Lol Ima try that on my oldest

  • 98 106
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:29pm
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    poor kid! hope u don't lubricate for a month for being such an a-hole.

  • 93 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:23pm
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    This was already posted on onesentence. Lame.

  • 91 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:15pm
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    -reposts in quotes on facebook-

  • 90 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 2:21am
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    awesome. pure awesome.

  • 100 113
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:12pm
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    You just ruined this childs chance of ever making any friends.

  • 95 105
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:36pm
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    thank you 11:00. I knew i had read it somewhere else.

  • 98 113
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 5:40pm
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    I'm shaking with laughter.

  • 94 105
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:12am
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    Hahahaha I love it. I fucking love it.

  • 93 107
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 9:29pm
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    Ahhahahahha. It'd weird I know who posted this. :)

  • 90 107
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:10am
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    Ahahahaha! I have small children and I would feel awful saying this to them but...this is HILARIOUS!!!!

  • 74 77
    Submitted by EclecticPandora on Apr 26, 11 at 11:15pm
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    Marry me.

  • 97 124
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:50am
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    10:46 ... no shit i thought id inform the world of the uninformed. thanks Capt. Obvious....

  • 85 102
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:31am
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    ...that's worse than dogbert telling kids that school is where they fatten you up to eat you!

  • 91 120
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:11am
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    this is stupid in general...no matter what site its on.

  • 89 116
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:52am
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    this...is...awesome!

  • 89 121
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:26pm
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    Hmm, I would have just said candy canes were for elves with broken legs.

  • 84 120
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 1:13pm
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    I feel famous because I know the guy that posted this.... :D