I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
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Did the kid ever ask for candy again?
you are truly epic
Santa doesn't put up with slackers....
Teacher? Obviously a camp counsler
haha this one was hilarious!
poor kid lol
Lol Ima try that on my oldest
Yes! For the win.
awesome. pure awesome.
This was already posted on onesentence. Lame.
I feel famous because I know the guy that posted this.... :D
You just ruined this childs chance of ever making any friends.
omg im totally using this when the holiday season rolls around
horrible. i laughed, though. you bastard.
OP you are an asshole, and a hilarious one indeed.
9:37 ... no egg nog is elf cum ... didnt u know????
Hahahaha I love it.
I fucking love it.
Hmm, I would have just said candy canes were for elves with broken legs.
poor kid! hope u don't lubricate for a month for being such an a-hole.
11:11 - particularly because most kids are on summer break right now, and Christmas season isn't for four more months. Duh.
Ahhahahahha. It'd weird I know who posted this. :)
worst. teacher. ever.
and eggnog is their blood
This is stolen from One Sentence Stories, and it was way better to read it on there. Lame of you to steal it.
so mean op...i love it!
I'm shaking with laughter.
And I thought I was mean to kids...
10:06 is from Dave Attell
AWESOME line. Who cares if it's a repost?
omg lol that kid is never going to eat candy again..
AWESOME. have to remember that one.
Ahahahaha! I have small children and I would feel awful saying this to them but...this is HILARIOUS!!!!
-reposts in quotes on facebook-
...that's worse than dogbert telling kids that school is where they fatten you up to eat you!
Shit the teacher should have grabbed it and said" And this looks like the good kind of bone" and shoved in down her throat..
thank you 11:00. I knew i had read it somewhere else.
this is stupid in general...no matter what site its on.
10:46 ... no shit i thought id inform the world of the uninformed. thanks Capt. Obvious....
hahaha, this is the best piece of information EVER. i'm gonna tell this to kids from now on.
oh, and 10:06 - that one too. but maybe when they're a little older and know what cum is.