I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
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Did the kid ever ask for candy again?
poor kid lol
Lol Ima try that on my oldest
Santa doesn't put up with slackers....
you are truly epic
haha this one was hilarious!
Yes! For the win.
Teacher? Obviously a camp counsler
I feel famous because I know the guy that posted this.... :D
awesome. pure awesome.
You just ruined this childs chance of ever making any friends.
This was already posted on onesentence. Lame.
Hahahaha I love it.
I fucking love it.
Hmm, I would have just said candy canes were for elves with broken legs.
poor kid! hope u don't lubricate for a month for being such an a-hole.
9:37 ... no egg nog is elf cum ... didnt u know????
omg im totally using this when the holiday season rolls around
horrible. i laughed, though. you bastard.
OP you are an asshole, and a hilarious one indeed.
so mean op...i love it!
Ahhahahahha. It'd weird I know who posted this. :)
And I thought I was mean to kids...
I'm shaking with laughter.
This is stolen from One Sentence Stories, and it was way better to read it on there. Lame of you to steal it.
AWESOME line. Who cares if it's a repost?
worst. teacher. ever.
AWESOME. have to remember that one.
...that's worse than dogbert telling kids that school is where they fatten you up to eat you!
Shit the teacher should have grabbed it and said" And this looks like the good kind of bone" and shoved in down her throat..
omg lol that kid is never going to eat candy again..
Ahahahaha! I have small children and I would feel awful saying this to them but...this is HILARIOUS!!!!
-reposts in quotes on facebook-
11:11 - particularly because most kids are on summer break right now, and Christmas season isn't for four more months. Duh.
10:06 is from Dave Attell
and eggnog is their blood
thank you 11:00. I knew i had read it somewhere else.
10:46 ... no shit i thought id inform the world of the uninformed. thanks Capt. Obvious....
this is stupid in general...no matter what site its on.
hahaha, this is the best piece of information EVER. i'm gonna tell this to kids from now on.
oh, and 10:06 - that one too. but maybe when they're a little older and know what cum is.