I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
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Did the kid ever ask for candy again?
poor kid lol
Lol Ima try that on my oldest
Santa doesn't put up with slackers....
you are truly epic
haha this one was hilarious!
Teacher? Obviously a camp counsler
Yes! For the win.
I feel famous because I know the guy that posted this.... :D
awesome. pure awesome.
You just ruined this childs chance of ever making any friends.
This was already posted on onesentence. Lame.
poor kid! hope u don't lubricate for a month for being such an a-hole.
Hahahaha I love it.
I fucking love it.
Hmm, I would have just said candy canes were for elves with broken legs.
9:37 ... no egg nog is elf cum ... didnt u know????
horrible. i laughed, though. you bastard.
omg im totally using this when the holiday season rolls around
Ahhahahahha. It'd weird I know who posted this. :)
so mean op...i love it!
OP you are an asshole, and a hilarious one indeed.
I'm shaking with laughter.
AWESOME line. Who cares if it's a repost?
omg lol that kid is never going to eat candy again..
And I thought I was mean to kids...
This is stolen from One Sentence Stories, and it was way better to read it on there. Lame of you to steal it.
AWESOME. have to remember that one.
...that's worse than dogbert telling kids that school is where they fatten you up to eat you!
Shit the teacher should have grabbed it and said" And this looks like the good kind of bone" and shoved in down her throat..
worst. teacher. ever.
Ahahahaha! I have small children and I would feel awful saying this to them but...this is HILARIOUS!!!!
-reposts in quotes on facebook-
11:11 - particularly because most kids are on summer break right now, and Christmas season isn't for four more months. Duh.
10:06 is from Dave Attell
and eggnog is their blood
this is stupid in general...no matter what site its on.
10:46 ... no shit i thought id inform the world of the uninformed. thanks Capt. Obvious....
thank you 11:00. I knew i had read it somewhere else.
hahaha, this is the best piece of information EVER. i'm gonna tell this to kids from now on.
oh, and 10:06 - that one too. but maybe when they're a little older and know what cum is.