I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
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Did the kid ever ask for candy again?
Santa doesn't put up with slackers....
you are truly epic
Teacher? Obviously a camp counsler
Lol Ima try that on my oldest
poor kid lol
haha this one was hilarious!
awesome. pure awesome.
Yes! For the win.
This was already posted on onesentence. Lame.
You just ruined this childs chance of ever making any friends.
I feel famous because I know the guy that posted this.... :D
omg im totally using this when the holiday season rolls around
OP you are an asshole, and a hilarious one indeed.
horrible. i laughed, though. you bastard.
9:37 ... no egg nog is elf cum ... didnt u know????
Hahahaha I love it.
I fucking love it.
poor kid! hope u don't lubricate for a month for being such an a-hole.
Hmm, I would have just said candy canes were for elves with broken legs.
Ahhahahahha. It'd weird I know who posted this. :)
This is stolen from One Sentence Stories, and it was way better to read it on there. Lame of you to steal it.
so mean op...i love it!
I'm shaking with laughter.
11:11 - particularly because most kids are on summer break right now, and Christmas season isn't for four more months. Duh.
worst. teacher. ever.
and eggnog is their blood
And I thought I was mean to kids...
AWESOME line. Who cares if it's a repost?
AWESOME. have to remember that one.
omg lol that kid is never going to eat candy again..
...that's worse than dogbert telling kids that school is where they fatten you up to eat you!
Shit the teacher should have grabbed it and said" And this looks like the good kind of bone" and shoved in down her throat..
10:06 is from Dave Attell
Ahahahaha! I have small children and I would feel awful saying this to them but...this is HILARIOUS!!!!
-reposts in quotes on facebook-
this is stupid in general...no matter what site its on.
thank you 11:00. I knew i had read it somewhere else.
10:46 ... no shit i thought id inform the world of the uninformed. thanks Capt. Obvious....
hahaha, this is the best piece of information EVER. i'm gonna tell this to kids from now on.
oh, and 10:06 - that one too. but maybe when they're a little older and know what cum is.