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  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 25, 10 at 2:33pm

    better make sure its a lady

  • Submitted by jasboo on Jul 25, 10 at 2:13pm

    BAD NEWS: You're dead. sorry bro. i'll take good care of your sister... GOOD NEWS: your soul landed in the Southern Boy's version of Heaven. look out back, bet there's a tree stand...

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 25, 10 at 2:09pm

    Rule 71: should you ever find a female with more than a six pack of beer, HIT THAT SHIT!!!

    • Submitted by assassin on Jul 29, 10 at 12:11am

      I wish I could favorite this comment win

  • Submitted by dre623 on Jul 25, 10 at 2:25pm

    you better lock that down. that's a keeper if i ever saw one. and if she keeps her bathroom cabinet stocked with plan B, you might wanna check your pulse. you might be dead

    • Submitted by anonymous8906 on Jul 25, 10 at 6:25pm

      nothing says "sexy" like knowing she willfully has lots of unprotected sex with multiple partners, probably has an STD, and loves to bombard her body with unnaturally high levels of hormones rather than use protection

  • Submitted by sandyballs on Jul 26, 10 at 1:01am

    Stay classy Alabama.

  • Submitted by karenina on Jul 25, 10 at 2:04pm

    Sounds like heaven

  • Submitted by A__C on Jul 25, 10 at 2:15pm

    6 people missed the "good night" button... What a shame...\n\nOn a side note, does she have a sister?

  • Submitted by sw75553 on Jul 26, 10 at 2:59am

    Damn straight! I was born and raised in the 334. Girls here, we know the right way to live!

  • Submitted by kayyrenee on Jul 26, 10 at 3:25am

    This may be an Alabama girl, but I'm sure us Texas girls can grill better :)

  • Submitted by natalia24 on Jul 25, 10 at 4:11pm

    You go girl!

  • Submitted by SkinnerOne on Jul 26, 10 at 9:35am

    This sounds like a MANTRAP!!!

  • Submitted by Pizza_Hut on Aug 9, 10 at 6:09pm


  • Submitted by cayy5 on Aug 22, 10 at 1:02pm

    only in bama!(:

  • Submitted by _Emerica_ on Jul 27, 10 at 3:40am

    potentially a homeless person

  • Submitted by bloodyfuck on Jul 26, 10 at 5:15pm

    Marry her or I will!

  • Submitted by hotlanta on Jul 25, 10 at 8:07pm

    Crazy Alabama girls

  • Submitted by canonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 2:04pm

    and why the fuck are you NOT coming back?

    • Submitted by veronica_16 on Jul 25, 10 at 2:05pm

      not coming back home, like hes staying at this girls house forever haha.

    • Submitted by canonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 2:06pm

      oh i thought you are not going back to the girl. my bad

  • Submitted by ncboi on Nov 8, 10 at 7:23pm

    Torable is a homo

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 7:47pm

    Chick wit dick?!?!

  • Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jul 25, 10 at 2:31pm

    That's Quacktastic!

  • Submitted by OHSHITwonder on Jul 25, 10 at 6:59pm

    Can u say dreamgirl? Yea I'd check the hardware first but that's golden...

  • Submitted by nycnumone on Aug 18, 10 at 10:06pm

    Fucking EPIC..............we should all be so lucky

  • Submitted by HerecomesPyramus on Jul 26, 10 at 12:21am

    Pyramus was here.

  • Submitted by lacybaby on Jul 25, 10 at 8:48pm

    She sounds like me :)

  • Submitted by getemwhileskinny on Sep 19, 10 at 11:55pm


  • Submitted by Torable on Aug 9, 10 at 8:46pm

    is it Ke$ha?!?

  • Submitted by GiveMeAReason on Dec 20, 11 at 2:57pm

    Thats how we Alabama Girls roll :) my porch has a grill and smoker, a fridge for the beer, and a deep freezer for the steak. i have a tiny fridge for beer too...its in my fishing boat ;)

  • Submitted by firstyzz on Dec 15, 10 at 1:03am

    It's a trap!

  • Submitted by 4thelove on Jun 13, 12 at 5:23am

    Pretty sure this is an Eprise girl!

  • Submitted by SippinSally on Jul 26, 10 at 1:48am

    I thought every girl can grill and it's just natural to give your liquor and beer it's own fridge.

  • Submitted by bamafan on Jul 30, 10 at 9:50pm

    Dothan al?

  • Submitted by missjam09 on Jul 1, 11 at 10:27pm

    Now me and her needs to become my best friend!!! We can take turns at each others house!!!! Haha beer liqours and wines seem to be both my fridges at least I'm not the only one smart enough to keep things stocked :)