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  • Submitted by regalbeagle on Jul 22, 10 at 11:52am

    By the looks of it, American Apparel might have an opening for you.

  • 83 52
    Submitted by marsho on Jul 22, 10 at 11:44am

    good job whore

  • 81 49
    Submitted by viper4985 on Jul 22, 10 at 12:10pm

    No one gives a fuck about pretzles or firsty

  • 81 72
    Submitted by gizmo6969 on Jul 22, 10 at 12:04pm

    Dinner 50 dollars movie 30 dollars giving your new boss the clap priceless

  • 64 45
    Submitted by HornedGramma on Jul 22, 10 at 11:48am

    What you need is to learn how to spell.

  • 70 60
    Submitted by anachronic on Jul 22, 10 at 12:58pm

    Get a test then go to him and tell him you think he gave it to you hahhaha

  • 49 42
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 23, 10 at 9:57pm

    Viper idiot you spelled 'together' wrong. Act like the grown up you think you are and don't argue with a twelve year old. Old people are stupid but you win the prize for oldstupidass of the year. Shove the trophy up your analcavity.

  • 58 60
    Submitted by mob24 on Jul 23, 10 at 5:19am

    This whore is making me firsty!

  • 49 47
    Submitted by parsons41286 on Jul 22, 10 at 1:37pm

    You NEED a new vagina, job should come later

  • 55 59
    Submitted by whiteknave on Jul 22, 10 at 12:54pm

    No, what you need is Azithromycin or Doxycycline.

  • 48 49
    Submitted by siiiikedotcom on Jul 22, 10 at 2:15pm

    Goshen is the clap capital of the USA.

  • 52 61
    Submitted by austinonymouss on Jul 22, 10 at 12:49pm

    Wow "firsty" do u even read the txts or just annoy everyone that comments?

  • 40 48
    Submitted by iamsofly on Jul 22, 10 at 11:48pm

    Disgusting! Doesn't your pussy burn or itch or whatever it's supposed to do when you have the clap!? And you have sex knowing you have it!? Bllleeeechhhh 

  • 42 56
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 22, 10 at 5:08pm

    Good story, bad whore. Where's that rolled up newspaper

  • 46 66
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 2:09pm

    Vaginas are on sale the week at kmart blue light special

  • 45 64
    Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 22, 10 at 1:21pm

    Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

  • 45 67
    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 22, 10 at 12:26pm

    Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

  • 36 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 10 at 12:37am

    Ur mom knows about ur stash, stop thinking old ppl r stupid

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    Submitted by viper4985 on Jul 22, 10 at 11:10pm

    Im twelve are u fucking dumb do you have a different way to spell viper or are u just stupid

  • 45 78
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 1:31pm

    This is stupid and people who can't spell can't talk about other people who spell viper dummy mutt

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    Submitted by viper4985 on Jul 22, 10 at 12:12pm

    Firsty is not a word people should not talk about spelling and use the word firsty togther

    • 45 42
      Submitted by firsty on Jul 22, 10 at 12:46pm

      "Firsty" is a name. Names don't have to be in the dictionary in order to be a word.

  • 30 50
    Submitted by missbettyb on Jul 27, 10 at 3:07am

    Ooo! Ew!

  • 32 59
    Submitted by Stimofo on Jul 24, 10 at 8:03pm

    Std's are the limit.

  • 21 48
    Submitted by summer11 on Jul 22, 10 at 5:06pm

    who would vote this a good night?

  • 38 89
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 22, 10 at 11:34am

    Nice prezzie.. Next time offer pretzels firsty