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  • "Ha. Go onto YouTube and look up banned Mormon cartoons. That religion is messed up" I'm not a practicing Mormon, but was raised in the religion. This youtube video isn't accurate. I'm not someone who would regularly stand up for the religion, but some of the bullshit that people put out there regarding Mormonism astonishes me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:16am
  • 12:07. Shut the fuck up. You're probably just another whore that runs around salt ake. Get out of Utah for a day and realize you're lake. Get out of Utah for a day and realize you're sheltered

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 3:13pm
  • I live in Utah, and when you find the right crowd its A LOT of fun. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 12:07pm
  • Well considering you can't even spell beer...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:42am
  • Mu advice stop hanging with mormons. U laughing at them for chugging with juice. I'm laughing at u for hangin with them. I'm a night club owner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:43pm
  • Utah is a void state.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 6:31pm
  • I go to Utah state and I feel your pain

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:43am
  • spike their shit and watch the fun begin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:39am
  • Hey I live in Utah. It's not ALL bad. I mean, we are number one in the nation for porn consumption.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:25am
  • you guys are so stupid. I was raised mormon, and I don't believe in it only becayse I don't believe in god or religion in general. they really are good natured people and just because they aren't crazy partiers doesn't mean they are a waste of space. I have many Mormon friends and they are funny and crazy and really know how to have fun without getting intoxicated. get to know your shit before you post it, it just makes you look like an inexperienced, ignorant dumbass.

    Submitted by janelle on May 16, 10 at 5:45pm
  • Copy/paste error lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 3:15pm
  • I live in Utah. According to Playboy Utah has the most beautiful women so I don't think the fugly whores fits. Also, Vegas has more Mormons per capita than Utah does. And we're in the top running for Raves in the USA. Fuck yes party mo mos. haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 3:41pm
  • Sayin Utah is sheltered is retarded you obviously Have never been to Ogden it's harder than any city I would put us against any city 013 bitches we run draper we run Utah and we straight killas.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:13pm
  • You just have to find the right people to party with here. There's lots of them. Just stay away from the Y and you're fine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 8:44pm
  • Utah beer is like drinkin water. The only good thing is those Mormon girls are easy to break! Sweet fresh and tight. Go Wyo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 4:07am
  • I have to say you are partying with the wrong people. I live in utah and we play wine pong and shotgun beers. Fuck chugging juice, you need new friends.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 8:50pm
  • Oh jesus- I remember thinking the same thing after one semester at USU. When telling my friends back home (outside the Mormon biodome) about the "party" habits there, I *ahem* "accidentally" said morons instead of Mormonds...pretty sure it was a Freudian slip. *Great mountain hippie parties, though!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 5:30pm
  • I go to BYU AND I FUCKING HATE IT. Seriously, get me out of here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 1:58pm
  • Well, I am from Park city Utah, and it is so badass here, unlike everywhere else it this fucking state. Park City dominates though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 8:41pm
  • 3 years of college in Utah for skiing and then thankfully back to the normal world. This post sums up why I left. They're weird out there, especially in the Happy Valley!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 3:52pm
  • I live in Utah and it's great! Park city actually. I have never run into a Mormon my whole 6years here. They stay out of the way! Too busy makin babies I guess. ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:19pm
  • Get the FUCK out of mormonville!! They are freaks and will brainwash you if you stay! Run away NOW

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 2:59pm
  • This is big time Ogden

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 8:56pm
  • 8:50, wine pong sounds fantastic! I wish that my wine loving friends were one and the same as my beer pong loving friends so that I could have people to play that with.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:13pm
  • What the hell were you doing in Utah in the first place, lmfao!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:33am
  • I'm from Colorado and IMO Utah is only good in two places in the mountains or in Moab...Utah would be cool if they can get over the anti marijuana laws.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 7:22pm
  • im a utah mormon girl....but give me a big hard dick, and i turn into a freak! haha utah sucks, but not all mormons are like that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:30pm
  • You retards DO realize that over half the population of Utah are not Mormon, right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:14pm
  • Hahaha that's awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 1:45am
  • Lol most of the time on tfln if someone mentions a specific place/state, people rush to defend it. But nope. Not Utah, it's all Mormon jokes XD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:32pm
  • Hey now, I am from Provo Utah, and yes I am mormon. EVEN I agree that Utah SUCKS! Please stop cutting down the mormons there, THEY HATE UTAH JUST AS MUCH AS YOU DO! Trust me. Hence, I live in California now. ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 7:31pm
  • The most beautiful pregnant women maybe. They're all married with 4 kids and one on the way. I'm glad I'm locked down with a bunch of kids.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 4:01pm
  • I bet Utah hates u now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:55pm
  • definitely beautiful women around too bad most of them are brain washed zombies and married by the time they finish their first semester at school. This place isn't a bad place if you like the outdoors. Like many non religious people here, I can't wait to get out of this place...Mormons are the most judgmental people I have ever gotten to know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 6:32pm
  • Omygawd I'm from 925 too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 2:46am
  • ewww

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 20, 10 at 9:49pm
  • Utah kicks it fucking tough and keeps it real. Don't take my word for it ask Willie Nelson.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:19pm
  • Lol @ Mormons. My cousins are Mormons. Yes, the rest of us are embarrassed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:25pm
  • I love how many all cal-ers read tfln. Bible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 9:43pm
  • Try going to a wedding there. Torture!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:38am
  • 11:19. I live in of and I'm Mormon. Cheers to that. I'm sittin in the brew pub right now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:31pm
  • I hate any text that says "get me out of here"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 4:00pm
  • did you go on ALL CAL??? that trip was the shit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 1:07am
  • Utah has a high population of mormons, over 50% actually, the main problem being, they have a lot of pull with the state government and never got the whole idea of separation of church and state. UT is so sheltered that until the winter olympics of 2002, they couldn't even advertise alcohol in any form, not even th "Cold Beer' signs with the icicles.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:31am
  • It's worse when they collect apple beers because they like the brown glass bottles. I offered to buy him legit booze, he declined.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 7:03pm
  • Not locked down*****

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 4:02pm
  • Oh my fucking god I'm Mormon(and hate it) nut that's fuckin hilarious pussys in Utah lol I've done EVERYTHING

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:21pm
  • You're all ignorant. If you don't want to hang out with moral, ethical people, then don't... but don't send in stupid texts like this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 8:19am
  • the best. you think provo/salt lake sucks live in the south. fuck me in the beard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 3:24pm
  • Ahh, those crazy and fun loving Mormons!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:53pm
  • Yup Ogden is off the chain you can get anything here. We do drugs you never even heard of before 2ce 2cb 5modmt dmt just to name a few.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:12am
  • Ha. Go onto YouTube and look up banned Mormon cartoons. That religion is messed up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:49pm
  • Invite one Mormon and he will drink your bar dry, invite two, they will ask for water, invite three and then be prepared for at least two liquor runs.... -born and raised catholic in Utah.... I love destroying their so called "standards" on a weekly basis!

    Submitted by romeo88 on May 11, 10 at 8:21pm
  • 10:13 - O13 is the sorrriest ass excuse for a 'gang' that ive ever seen. You don't run shit except for away and you aint 'strait killas'. You're just fucking pansies who shoot from cars into weddings at women and kids. Do everyone a favor, admit that you suck at life and kill yourselves.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 2:55am
  • Oh lord this isn't surprising...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 12:47pm
  • im born in utah and its really hard to be a crazy teenager when no one partys and you have to be 19 to buy tobacco this state sucks dont let anyone try to tell you diffrent

    Submitted by chasezane on Dec 16, 10 at 8:21pm
  • No, by a lot of fun I mean you don't hang out in Provo with the Mormon kids.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:00pm
  • Utah has watered down beer that all I have to say.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 8:44pm
  • Lmfao I live in Utah and apperently you went to the wrong party, and the bear I have is not watered down it straight up. Mmmm pussy:P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 3:22am
  • FUCK YEAH AllCal, so sick, utah is awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:25am
  • Introduce them to jesus juice and watch the fun begin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:54am
  • Utah is SO droll. - Rich Bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:11pm
  • My friends that go to college in Utah chug chocolate milk.... I was shocked when I heard this is what they do on a friday night

    Submitted by Laurennniscool on Aug 2, 11 at 1:12pm
  • 11:38: agreed. Weddings are hellish here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:19am
  • i never knew utah was this bad :o..until now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:46pm
  • Lived in Utah for a year. Never again, although I got laid alot there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 6:58pm
  • DANIEL WE'RE GONNA GET YOU OUT OF THERE BUDDY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:16pm
  • Haha Utah is pretty weird... And I live here.. :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:16am
  • Well as long as its not chocolate milk. That'd be too Mormon. And I am one. And we do love to party. When we get the chance

    Submitted by n0aster900 on Jul 18, 11 at 3:16am
  • true, there are some judgmental, not too pleasant, mormons out there. thats true of all groups though. i gotta say, a lot of these comments i read here are pretty fucking judgmental and unfair towards mormons, so what i'm gonna do is take that judgment and blindly apply it to everyone of your specific religion/gender/race or whatever. come on people, i'd say in general mormons are good people who stick to their beliefs regardless of people trying to tear them down for trying to live clean lives.

    Submitted by hadjihunter on Nov 12, 10 at 12:43am