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  • Submitted by urallstupid on Sep 2, 10 at 5:09pm

    I wish my non-Apple phone had a music recognition app. Oh wait, it does. Steve Jobs can suck it.

  • Submitted by Valkyrie on Sep 2, 10 at 5:31pm

    And thank you google for giving me twice the functionality at a fraction of the frustration : )

  • Submitted by superheroE on Sep 2, 10 at 3:11pm

    You should be thanking the person who invented the app.

  • Submitted by canonymous on Sep 2, 10 at 4:20pm

    chronic masturbation.unofficially sponsored by steve jobs.

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    Submitted by CaptAmazing on Sep 2, 10 at 3:25pm

    Whoops! Now he's going to pull it off iTunes!

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    Submitted by kittyo9 on Sep 2, 10 at 6:02pm

    I was at a concert back in 2007 where they were promoting a Verizon-run program that does exactly the same. Steve Jobs deserves no thanks whatsoever.

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    Submitted by blackhalfrican on Sep 3, 10 at 1:39am

    People who say Steve Jobs deserves no thanks, can lick my rectum. He is the PIONEER of touch phones and apps. So YOU can suck it. Ya cunt bubbles.

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    Submitted by huskerfan9287 on Sep 2, 10 at 4:26pm

    No. Just no. \n

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    Submitted by texasbeast on Sep 2, 10 at 3:03pm


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    Submitted by cdese on Sep 2, 10 at 11:52pm

    Omg!! What's that awful smell!?!? Smells like a bunch of haters who missed the ENTIRE point of this text.. Smh

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    Submitted by anonmyous on Sep 2, 10 at 9:20pm

    The Samsung Alias I got from Verizon three years ago can do this.

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    Submitted by rls on Sep 3, 10 at 5:14am

    Whoever you are, you are fantastic...

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    Submitted by chips on Sep 2, 10 at 3:11pm

    That's great. Thank you Steve jobs

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    Submitted by hcraig13 on Nov 8, 12 at 5:55pm


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    Submitted by smithy0989 on Sep 5, 10 at 11:24pm


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    Submitted by deform on Sep 3, 10 at 12:40pm

    I did that in a strip club once, that allows makes me think of titties now

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    Submitted by Valkyrie on Sep 3, 10 at 12:03am

    Also, apple is not God's doing and clearly Steve Jobs has no soul.....

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    Submitted by mbroz2008 on Sep 3, 10 at 6:20pm

    I like how four years ago, Apple was the in thing and everyone was like "f*ck Bill Gates, my Mac can do everything windows can and more" just goes to show you that people desperate to be different never change

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    Submitted by ttesroD on Oct 20, 10 at 12:11am

    Shazaam strikes again haha

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    Submitted by freckleface on Sep 2, 10 at 9:29pm


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    Submitted by rangrjmc on Sep 2, 10 at 9:29pm

    Shazam FTW it's a great app

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    Submitted by sportnut583 on Sep 5, 10 at 3:48am

    Go KC! I live in the 816. I use the shazam app all the time.

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    Submitted by Nanniepoo on Sep 2, 10 at 11:32pm

    Apple is a piece of shit. Suck it Steve Jobs. Essentially any phone now a days can do that

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    Submitted by hockeyhouse on Sep 5, 10 at 11:55pm

    There's also Sound Hound.

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    Submitted by crk112 on Sep 3, 10 at 12:27pm

    Haha good I'm not the only one that does this.