I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
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This person is wasting time with texting and should be writing one-liners for the next 007 movie.
i liked it man. don't pay any attention to the haters above.
Ba dump chhhhh
Fifty some pages of these texts, and this one made me laugh the most... Fucking classic.
Only 973 baby!
That was impressive!
12:50 I tip my hat to you good sir or madam.
This was just funny.
It was so lame i actually laughed out loud.
oh come on this is from forgetting sarah Marshall
I've heard this before
Oh u punny son of a bitch
there's a fruitloop in my anus
Really no reason to dislike this one
hahah i found this hilarious
1226 you are a moron. half a year in office and he's done a better job than 8 years of Bush so go fuck yourself
"the victim was found dead with his penis in a jar of peanut butter."\n"well I guess he was..."\n*removes glasses* \n"fucking nuts"\n\nYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yeah, 12:50 got me too. He shoots off faster than at least three of us.
This was hilarious, anyone that thinks otherwise is taking themselves way too seriously.
fake or not... this one was kinda funny
i bet he'd been waiting YEARS for that one! a good laugh :-)
i snorted coffee through my nose.
Made of win
haha that is seriously fucking awesome. i dont understand why anyone thinks it isnt.
Fake. Old joke.
Way to put quotes you find on /b/ on tfln...copypasta is copypasta is copypasta is not funny. :/
Way to quote the show.
witty, love it
I think it's damn hilarious... wish I had thought of it in fact. Ha ha
Haha, this is histeryical!!!
What's really funny about this? I'm watching the Family Guy episode where they have sex in the ear. IRONY!
im just really happy that was the response...
fuck yeah essex county! this person... the new and improved horatio caine.
i though it was funny. nice pun. made me giggle.
What a great fucking line ahhaha
It seems our victim tried to defend himself with a broken pencil. \nI guess his his efforts were... Pointless!
hahahah love itt
That's both the best and the worst joke I've heard in months!
Tap Tap Tap Tap GUUUUUUUYSH Aaaaaaaaaah!
This was ridiculously funny
1:12 fuck you. It's ignorant little shits like you who ruin America. \n NOBAMA
this is HILARIOUS. props.
12:50 beat me to the punch. I'll just go home now.
Next weeks episode:\n\nThey find another girl linked to the same suspect. He came in this victims eye. \n\n\n\nGuess she saw him coming this time....
Gotta love the 973.
hell yeah jersey! what. up.
OMG this is fuckin hilarious!
Hmmmm yep nothing wrong just funny
I don't get it.
yes i do.
1:12 NO BAMA NO BAMA NO BAMA!!!
Hahahaha I want to be 1-973's friend.
This is funny. I don't know why people are trashing it.
Wow this joke is from himoto in 1979 but with no csi
once u go black
you go deaf
1:44 has a tiny dick
Seriously. That was awesome.
This is fucking hilarious hahah, very good pun. And yes 12:50 u are genius
Obviously this person is part of comedy sportz or has played CDs Miami before
...forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Probably fake, but god I love cheesy one-liners so much. Made my day man.
Somone tell me, how the fuck is Obama relevant to a woman having semen in her ear?
Wtf does Obama have to do with this? O_o
This is fucking hilarious by the way XD
It's soooo cheesey, but it's sooooooo freaking funny.
I see what u did there. What time does the narwal bacon?
Damn. I hope you write
this just made my fucking life. major respect points.
thats from forgetting sara marshall
LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO
if only it was spelt as CUMing
ohhh damn. took me a sec to get it, but its funny!
Hahahahaha yeah!! Luv that show to. And this txt made me lol at my phone mid-class
this literally just made my day. just kidding. WEEK
if its something quick like that, then pun are hilarious! you just cant be an uptight bitch who thinks only intelligent jokes can be funny. stupid jokes can be funny, just in stupid ways.
i see what you did there. a good pun is always appreciated.
Is this a joke forum or real texts? This is an old joke. It doesn't belong here.
OMG!!! This is great!
this text is PUNNY! ha ha get it? yeah it was just as lame as the text.
bahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! i thought it was funny!!
Hahaha hell yeah she did! Chooooooo Choooooooo
Hahaha that is my favorite one so far In this whole list
I weep for the future of America. It wasn't Bush's fault, we were attacked! The only thing he did wrong was to pussy foot around the fucking Saudis. Turn the middle east into a parkinglot for F-16s and M-1 Abrams!
Ohh it's so punny cuming in the ear\nClever clever clever
It's so Horatio to say too
I won't get fooled again.
Omg that's exactly the one liner grissum would have said
wow. this is just sad.
obama does equal fail. soo true. good job america on voting for the biggest fuckin moron ever.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH so good
i live for these.
essex county, what it do!
i dub thee; Greatest Anecdote Ever!
Ahhhh!!! I love CSI!!!! Sick fucks have fun at night!!
Makes me proud to be from jersey and have the same area code
12:50 FTW, I could so see him saying something corny like that, HAHA good one!!
This is great! Good one.
Hey, the Internet wants its joke back
LMAO literally laughed out loud. I don't care how corny it is, or whatever, I thought that was pure awesomeness.
Omg!! This is by far my favorite txt. Reading a crapload the past hour and this made me laugh so hard I make my dog bark at the house from outside.
Don't know why people think this is fake, I always text my friends stuff that happens on CSI, especially when it's something totally unusual like them finding semen.