I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
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This person is wasting time with texting and should be writing one-liners for the next 007 movie.
i liked it man. don't pay any attention to the haters above.
Ba dump chhhhh
Fifty some pages of these texts, and this one made me laugh the most... Fucking classic.
That was impressive!
oh come on this is from forgetting sarah Marshall
Only 973 baby!
It was so lame i actually laughed out loud.
I've heard this before
Oh u punny son of a bitch
there's a fruitloop in my anus
12:50 I tip my hat to you good sir or madam.
This was just funny.
"the victim was found dead with his penis in a jar of peanut butter."\n"well I guess he was..."\n*removes glasses* \n"fucking nuts"\n\nYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Really no reason to dislike this one
Fake. Old joke.
This was hilarious, anyone that thinks otherwise is taking themselves way too seriously.
Way to quote the show.
Made of win
1226 you are a moron. half a year in office and he's done a better job than 8 years of Bush so go fuck yourself
hahah i found this hilarious
i snorted coffee through my nose.
1:12 fuck you. It's ignorant little shits like you who ruin America. \n NOBAMA
fake or not... this one was kinda funny
What a great fucking line ahhaha
witty, love it
im just really happy that was the response...
i bet he'd been waiting YEARS for that one! a good laugh :-)
Yeah, 12:50 got me too. He shoots off faster than at least three of us.
What's really funny about this? I'm watching the Family Guy episode where they have sex in the ear. IRONY!
It seems our victim tried to defend himself with a broken pencil. \nI guess his his efforts were... Pointless!
Way to put quotes you find on /b/ on tfln...copypasta is copypasta is copypasta is not funny. :/
hahahah love itt
fuck yeah essex county! this person... the new and improved horatio caine.
haha that is seriously fucking awesome. i dont understand why anyone thinks it isnt.
That's both the best and the worst joke I've heard in months!
I think it's damn hilarious... wish I had thought of it in fact. Ha ha
This was ridiculously funny
Haha, this is histeryical!!!
Next weeks episode:\n\nThey find another girl linked to the same suspect. He came in this victims eye. \n\n\n\nGuess she saw him coming this time....
12:50 beat me to the punch. I'll just go home now.
hell yeah jersey! what. up.
i though it was funny. nice pun. made me giggle.
Hmmmm yep nothing wrong just funny
OMG this is fuckin hilarious!
Hahahaha I want to be 1-973's friend.
This is funny. I don't know why people are trashing it.
Tap Tap Tap Tap GUUUUUUUYSH Aaaaaaaaaah!
this is HILARIOUS. props.
thats from forgetting sara marshall
LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO
if only it was spelt as CUMing
...forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Obviously this person is part of comedy sportz or has played CDs Miami before
once u go black
you go deaf
Wow this joke is from himoto in 1979 but with no csi
Hahaha hell yeah she did! Chooooooo Choooooooo
This is fucking hilarious hahah, very good pun. And yes 12:50 u are genius
I don't get it.
yes i do.
Damn. I hope you write
Wtf does Obama have to do with this? O_o
This is fucking hilarious by the way XD
1:12 NO BAMA NO BAMA NO BAMA!!!
Gotta love the 973.
Seriously. That was awesome.
Is this a joke forum or real texts? This is an old joke. It doesn't belong here.
1:44 has a tiny dick
I see what u did there. What time does the narwal bacon?
Hahahahaha yeah!! Luv that show to. And this txt made me lol at my phone mid-class
Probably fake, but god I love cheesy one-liners so much. Made my day man.
OMG!!! This is great!
this just made my fucking life. major respect points.
this text is PUNNY! ha ha get it? yeah it was just as lame as the text.
Somone tell me, how the fuck is Obama relevant to a woman having semen in her ear?
Hahaha that is my favorite one so far In this whole list
this literally just made my day. just kidding. WEEK
ohhh damn. took me a sec to get it, but its funny!
Ohh it's so punny cuming in the ear\nClever clever clever
It's so Horatio to say too
if its something quick like that, then pun are hilarious! you just cant be an uptight bitch who thinks only intelligent jokes can be funny. stupid jokes can be funny, just in stupid ways.
I won't get fooled again.
bahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! i thought it was funny!!
Omg that's exactly the one liner grissum would have said
It's soooo cheesey, but it's sooooooo freaking funny.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH so good
i see what you did there. a good pun is always appreciated.
I weep for the future of America. It wasn't Bush's fault, we were attacked! The only thing he did wrong was to pussy foot around the fucking Saudis. Turn the middle east into a parkinglot for F-16s and M-1 Abrams!
wow. this is just sad.
Hey, the Internet wants its joke back
Makes me proud to be from jersey and have the same area code
obama does equal fail. soo true. good job america on voting for the biggest fuckin moron ever.
essex county, what it do!
i live for these.
12:50 FTW, I could so see him saying something corny like that, HAHA good one!!
i dub thee; Greatest Anecdote Ever!
LMAO literally laughed out loud. I don't care how corny it is, or whatever, I thought that was pure awesomeness.
Ahhhh!!! I love CSI!!!! Sick fucks have fun at night!!
This is great! Good one.
Don't know why people think this is fake, I always text my friends stuff that happens on CSI, especially when it's something totally unusual like them finding semen.
Omg!! This is by far my favorite txt. Reading a crapload the past hour and this made me laugh so hard I make my dog bark at the house from outside.