I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
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This person is wasting time with texting and should be writing one-liners for the next 007 movie.
i liked it man. don't pay any attention to the haters above.
Ba dump chhhhh
Fifty some pages of these texts, and this one made me laugh the most... Fucking classic.
That was impressive!
oh come on this is from forgetting sarah Marshall
It was so lame i actually laughed out loud.
I've heard this before
Oh u punny son of a bitch
Only 973 baby!
there's a fruitloop in my anus
12:50 I tip my hat to you good sir or madam.
This was just funny.
"the victim was found dead with his penis in a jar of peanut butter."\n"well I guess he was..."\n*removes glasses* \n"fucking nuts"\n\nYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Fake. Old joke.
Really no reason to dislike this one
Way to quote the show.
Made of win
This was hilarious, anyone that thinks otherwise is taking themselves way too seriously.
1226 you are a moron. half a year in office and he's done a better job than 8 years of Bush so go fuck yourself
hahah i found this hilarious
i snorted coffee through my nose.
What a great fucking line ahhaha
witty, love it
1:12 fuck you. It's ignorant little shits like you who ruin America. \n NOBAMA
fake or not... this one was kinda funny
What's really funny about this? I'm watching the Family Guy episode where they have sex in the ear. IRONY!
im just really happy that was the response...
Way to put quotes you find on /b/ on tfln...copypasta is copypasta is copypasta is not funny. :/
Yeah, 12:50 got me too. He shoots off faster than at least three of us.
i bet he'd been waiting YEARS for that one! a good laugh :-)
It seems our victim tried to defend himself with a broken pencil. \nI guess his his efforts were... Pointless!
fuck yeah essex county! this person... the new and improved horatio caine.
That's both the best and the worst joke I've heard in months!
hahahah love itt
haha that is seriously fucking awesome. i dont understand why anyone thinks it isnt.
I think it's damn hilarious... wish I had thought of it in fact. Ha ha
This was ridiculously funny
Haha, this is histeryical!!!
Next weeks episode:\n\nThey find another girl linked to the same suspect. He came in this victims eye. \n\n\n\nGuess she saw him coming this time....
Hmmmm yep nothing wrong just funny
Hahahaha I want to be 1-973's friend.
12:50 beat me to the punch. I'll just go home now.
hell yeah jersey! what. up.
This is funny. I don't know why people are trashing it.
i though it was funny. nice pun. made me giggle.
OMG this is fuckin hilarious!
this is HILARIOUS. props.
Tap Tap Tap Tap GUUUUUUUYSH Aaaaaaaaaah!
thats from forgetting sara marshall
LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO
if only it was spelt as CUMing
...forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Hahaha hell yeah she did! Chooooooo Choooooooo
Obviously this person is part of comedy sportz or has played CDs Miami before
once u go black
you go deaf
Wow this joke is from himoto in 1979 but with no csi
Damn. I hope you write
This is fucking hilarious hahah, very good pun. And yes 12:50 u are genius
I don't get it.
yes i do.
1:12 NO BAMA NO BAMA NO BAMA!!!
Wtf does Obama have to do with this? O_o
This is fucking hilarious by the way XD
Gotta love the 973.
Seriously. That was awesome.
Is this a joke forum or real texts? This is an old joke. It doesn't belong here.
1:44 has a tiny dick
I see what u did there. What time does the narwal bacon?
Hahahahaha yeah!! Luv that show to. And this txt made me lol at my phone mid-class
OMG!!! This is great!
Probably fake, but god I love cheesy one-liners so much. Made my day man.
this just made my fucking life. major respect points.
Somone tell me, how the fuck is Obama relevant to a woman having semen in her ear?
Ohh it's so punny cuming in the ear\nClever clever clever
Hahaha that is my favorite one so far In this whole list
this literally just made my day. just kidding. WEEK
this text is PUNNY! ha ha get it? yeah it was just as lame as the text.
ohhh damn. took me a sec to get it, but its funny!
It's so Horatio to say too
if its something quick like that, then pun are hilarious! you just cant be an uptight bitch who thinks only intelligent jokes can be funny. stupid jokes can be funny, just in stupid ways.
I won't get fooled again.
Omg that's exactly the one liner grissum would have said
bahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! i thought it was funny!!
It's soooo cheesey, but it's sooooooo freaking funny.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH so good
i see what you did there. a good pun is always appreciated.
I weep for the future of America. It wasn't Bush's fault, we were attacked! The only thing he did wrong was to pussy foot around the fucking Saudis. Turn the middle east into a parkinglot for F-16s and M-1 Abrams!
Hey, the Internet wants its joke back
wow. this is just sad.
Makes me proud to be from jersey and have the same area code
obama does equal fail. soo true. good job america on voting for the biggest fuckin moron ever.
essex county, what it do!
i live for these.
12:50 FTW, I could so see him saying something corny like that, HAHA good one!!
i dub thee; Greatest Anecdote Ever!
Ahhhh!!! I love CSI!!!! Sick fucks have fun at night!!
LMAO literally laughed out loud. I don't care how corny it is, or whatever, I thought that was pure awesomeness.
This is great! Good one.
Don't know why people think this is fake, I always text my friends stuff that happens on CSI, especially when it's something totally unusual like them finding semen.
Omg!! This is by far my favorite txt. Reading a crapload the past hour and this made me laugh so hard I make my dog bark at the house from outside.