I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
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This person is wasting time with texting and should be writing one-liners for the next 007 movie.
i liked it man. don't pay any attention to the haters above.
Ba dump chhhhh
Fifty some pages of these texts, and this one made me laugh the most... Fucking classic.
Only 973 baby!
12:50 I tip my hat to you good sir or madam.
This was just funny.
That was impressive!
oh come on this is from forgetting sarah Marshall
I've heard this before
It was so lame i actually laughed out loud.
Oh u punny son of a bitch
there's a fruitloop in my anus
Really no reason to dislike this one
1226 you are a moron. half a year in office and he's done a better job than 8 years of Bush so go fuck yourself
hahah i found this hilarious
This was hilarious, anyone that thinks otherwise is taking themselves way too seriously.
"the victim was found dead with his penis in a jar of peanut butter."\n"well I guess he was..."\n*removes glasses* \n"fucking nuts"\n\nYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Made of win
Yeah, 12:50 got me too. He shoots off faster than at least three of us.
fake or not... this one was kinda funny
Fake. Old joke.
i snorted coffee through my nose.
Way to quote the show.
Way to put quotes you find on /b/ on tfln...copypasta is copypasta is copypasta is not funny. :/
haha that is seriously fucking awesome. i dont understand why anyone thinks it isnt.
i bet he'd been waiting YEARS for that one! a good laugh :-)
witty, love it
I think it's damn hilarious... wish I had thought of it in fact. Ha ha
Haha, this is histeryical!!!
What's really funny about this? I'm watching the Family Guy episode where they have sex in the ear. IRONY!
im just really happy that was the response...
fuck yeah essex county! this person... the new and improved horatio caine.
1:12 fuck you. It's ignorant little shits like you who ruin America. \n NOBAMA
12:50 beat me to the punch. I'll just go home now.
It seems our victim tried to defend himself with a broken pencil. \nI guess his his efforts were... Pointless!
What a great fucking line ahhaha
i though it was funny. nice pun. made me giggle.
this is HILARIOUS. props.
hahahah love itt
That's both the best and the worst joke I've heard in months!
This was ridiculously funny
Next weeks episode:\n\nThey find another girl linked to the same suspect. He came in this victims eye. \n\n\n\nGuess she saw him coming this time....
Tap Tap Tap Tap GUUUUUUUYSH Aaaaaaaaaah!
I don't get it.
yes i do.
OMG this is fuckin hilarious!
Hmmmm yep nothing wrong just funny
Gotta love the 973.
This is funny. I don't know why people are trashing it.
hell yeah jersey! what. up.
Hahahaha I want to be 1-973's friend.
1:12 NO BAMA NO BAMA NO BAMA!!!
Wow this joke is from himoto in 1979 but with no csi
once u go black
you go deaf
Seriously. That was awesome.
1:44 has a tiny dick
...forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Obviously this person is part of comedy sportz or has played CDs Miami before
This is fucking hilarious hahah, very good pun. And yes 12:50 u are genius
Wtf does Obama have to do with this? O_o
This is fucking hilarious by the way XD
Probably fake, but god I love cheesy one-liners so much. Made my day man.
Damn. I hope you write
I see what u did there. What time does the narwal bacon?
Somone tell me, how the fuck is Obama relevant to a woman having semen in her ear?
It's soooo cheesey, but it's sooooooo freaking funny.
thats from forgetting sara marshall
Hahahahaha yeah!! Luv that show to. And this txt made me lol at my phone mid-class
this just made my fucking life. major respect points.
ohhh damn. took me a sec to get it, but its funny!
this literally just made my day. just kidding. WEEK
if its something quick like that, then pun are hilarious! you just cant be an uptight bitch who thinks only intelligent jokes can be funny. stupid jokes can be funny, just in stupid ways.
Hahaha hell yeah she did! Chooooooo Choooooooo
LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO
if only it was spelt as CUMing
Is this a joke forum or real texts? This is an old joke. It doesn't belong here.
OMG!!! This is great!
this text is PUNNY! ha ha get it? yeah it was just as lame as the text.
bahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! i thought it was funny!!
i see what you did there. a good pun is always appreciated.
It's so Horatio to say too
Hahaha that is my favorite one so far In this whole list
I won't get fooled again.
Ohh it's so punny cuming in the ear\nClever clever clever
I weep for the future of America. It wasn't Bush's fault, we were attacked! The only thing he did wrong was to pussy foot around the fucking Saudis. Turn the middle east into a parkinglot for F-16s and M-1 Abrams!
Omg that's exactly the one liner grissum would have said
wow. this is just sad.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH so good
obama does equal fail. soo true. good job america on voting for the biggest fuckin moron ever.
essex county, what it do!
Ahhhh!!! I love CSI!!!! Sick fucks have fun at night!!
Makes me proud to be from jersey and have the same area code
i live for these.
i dub thee; Greatest Anecdote Ever!
12:50 FTW, I could so see him saying something corny like that, HAHA good one!!
This is great! Good one.
Hey, the Internet wants its joke back
LMAO literally laughed out loud. I don't care how corny it is, or whatever, I thought that was pure awesomeness.
Don't know why people think this is fake, I always text my friends stuff that happens on CSI, especially when it's something totally unusual like them finding semen.
Omg!! This is by far my favorite txt. Reading a crapload the past hour and this made me laugh so hard I make my dog bark at the house from outside.