There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
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it was actually you getting pounded by 9 dudes throughout the night.
i agree, sounds like buttsex to mee..
If you fart vaseline then I'm sure you can go with 'horrible'
none of them fit you! you should have bought the "Trojan Jr."...
@mandygirl: you're still a cunt and as much of a bitch as everyone thinks you are.
Look at how many thumbs down your "first" post has. Everyone thinks the idiot who calls "first" is a douchebag. Seriously, what the hell is the point? Do you win anything? Do you want a cookie or something? I may be a bitch, but I worked hard to earn the title. Your mom was born a cunt.
You worked hard to earn your cunt? So you used to be a dude? That's not something to be proud of...
Learn to read, douche2. I said I worked hard to earn the title of bitch. Now go suck your dad's dick.
@mandygirl: worked hard to become a bitch? What else comes with that title besides no one liking you? And can't see thumbs downs cause I use the iPhone app, and frankly don't give a shit.
And I should give a shit that you use the iPhone app? Does that make you special, or does the fact that you're mentally retarded do that for you?
@Mandygirl: does it kill you to see someone say first? No. It doesn't harm you at all. You sound like you're 12 throwing out cunt and douchebag like that. Grow up and don't be proud of being a bitch.
Perhaps you dreamed about fucking a car muffler? And, when you woke up you were exhausted! lol
Arguing over the internet is like running in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded.
I would like to know why you still have the condoms in your bed? Riddle me this, does your asshole hurt..? If not, then it was a great night.
Ssimkins, that seems like it may be what happened:p and Mandy whatever you're an attention seeking whore for arguing with people you don't know on a fuckin app
Hmm, this oddly reminds me of Goldilocks and the Three Bears...porn edition.
This happens to me and Howard
If your @ss doesn't hurt, and you aren't aching in new unmentionable places, don't worry about it.
Hahahha this is terrible
FIRST to say this: There's a FIRST time for everything. She might have been your FIRST true love, and now you don't even remember. Or it could've been the FIRST time you drunkenly masturbated nine times. Perhaps you bought condoms too big? I remember the FIRST time I did that. My boyfriend was so ashamed and upset. That was the FIRST and last time I ever bought 'em. What nao bitch?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
does your fart sound like a foghorn this morning? if so, then there's your answer...
You sir, have been gang assraped.
Hey everybody I bring you much joy please if you please pound me nine time please! :3 8>
Had to be 856.... Lmao
Hold on to fond memories, feels good man.
Hahaha I love how all these are directed toward mandy. Poor girl I think arguing with douches on tfln is retarded too but she's right all the "first" people should be executed. It's annoying and from what I've seen most people feel this way.
This one was really hillarious.
I was in that line to bang you.
did somebody fart? i smell burnt rubber
hahaha....I love the "first" posts cause they always start so much drama.....people take life way to seriously sometimes though. you gotta learn to laugh at the stupidity of the "first" post. it's great.
Magic medicine that was a good one like five years ago. And a great girl would have meant you finding no condoms.
Sounds like a good time to me dude! \nAnd to all the douches arguing on this post: really?
@ Briannaaaaa, you fail.... Terribly. You probably took so long planning out your witty "FIRST" comment, that clearly you became second. So sad... Not. :/
Lol @ sexyupsguy
I miss u nj.
That is so amazing=]
South Jersey girls are the greatest period. Hold on to her.
Perhaps it was a massive orgy, or maybe you met nine awesome girls, or possibly some dude REALLY likes you.
Haha I remember the FIRST time that happened to me :)
You're still a douchebag and not nearly as sly as you think.