she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
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Am I the only one curious as to what they did?
Please good Sir, what is the excaliber?
you know what 7:54, 9:13, 10:12, etc. you really need to break your keyboard in half........you are FUCKING ANNOYING!! go play on Myspace!
1:11, that wasn't needed.
The Excalibur is: she kneels head down and ass up. You put your "sword" into her "stone" (vagina for beginners and ass for advanced players and freaks) and then wait for the future King of England to pull you free and take his right of primae noctis while you watch and she squeals.
cut the bitches head off lol
Just stab her with your deadly sword...
You're a twelve year old spoiled brat who shouldn't be on their phone during school. Don't cry when the teacher takes it away for the rest of the week.
11:35 needs to take a doody
I'm going to go ahead and be the nerd on this one Excailbur wasnt pulled from the stone it was given to Arthur by the Lady of the Lake...So maybe that had sex in a lake or something..the sword in the stone was just "the sword in the stone" I accept all insults
It's where you stick your dick in her ass, and then fall asleep.
Is that where you lay on your back and she gives you a painful handjob as she tries to pull it free?
I really want to know how this works. please OP enlighten us all with this new position.
I prefer sexcaliber.
12:13. So in other words marriage? Stick it in her ass and fall asleep for 40 years. Sounds like marriage to me.
This is what happens when you screw girls you meet off World of Warcraft.
When she is unconscious and Like a stone you just pull it out really slow and scream. Then cut her in half.
it was probably some variation of leap frog... pulling the "sword" from the "stone"
What's her number???
You're a total badass
12:13 Sleeping beauty this is not.
You're a twelve year old
Semen sword... Nice now she's the cum dumpster right?
I wish I knew what that position was so my bf n u could try it! Lol
What do u do in the Excalibur?
semen sword sounds childish. But what is the excalibut?
Go on...need you to draw a picture for me.
Here, I'll be a total badass
I think your the future me
What did you do? Please tell us oh great and noble sire
Thith ith quiet guy. I jith wanna tell ally fanth that I wathn't really gone! You are all thilly people! I'm thtaying ath long ath the man above allowth me.
Hugth and kitheth
i hope you knocked her up retard
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10:11 lmfao damn rubescape junkies
You're a spoiled brat