she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
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you know what 7:54, 9:13, 10:12, etc. you really need to break your keyboard in half........you are FUCKING ANNOYING!! go play on Myspace!
Am I the only one curious as to what they did?
Please good Sir, what is the excaliber?
The Excalibur is: she kneels head down and ass up. You put your "sword" into her "stone" (vagina for beginners and ass for advanced players and freaks) and then wait for the future King of England to pull you free and take his right of primae noctis while you watch and she squeals.
cut the bitches head off lol
1:11, that wasn't needed.
Just stab her with your deadly sword...
11:35 needs to take a doody
You're a twelve year old spoiled brat who shouldn't be on their phone during school. Don't cry when the teacher takes it away for the rest of the week.
This is what happens when you screw girls you meet off World of Warcraft.
Is that where you lay on your back and she gives you a painful handjob as she tries to pull it free?
I'm going to go ahead and be the nerd on this one Excailbur wasnt pulled from the stone it was given to Arthur by the Lady of the Lake...So maybe that had sex in a lake or something..the sword in the stone was just "the sword in the stone" I accept all insults
It's where you stick your dick in her ass, and then fall asleep.
12:13 Sleeping beauty this is not.
12:13. So in other words marriage? Stick it in her ass and fall asleep for 40 years. Sounds like marriage to me.
When she is unconscious and Like a stone you just pull it out really slow and scream. Then cut her in half.
I really want to know how this works. please OP enlighten us all with this new position.
You're a total badass
I prefer sexcaliber.
Go on...need you to draw a picture for me.
What do u do in the Excalibur?
it was probably some variation of leap frog... pulling the "sword" from the "stone"
What's her number???
You're a twelve year old
I wish I knew what that position was so my bf n u could try it! Lol
Here, I'll be a total badass
Semen sword... Nice now she's the cum dumpster right?
I think your the future me
What did you do? Please tell us oh great and noble sire
semen sword sounds childish. But what is the excalibut?
Thith ith quiet guy. I jith wanna tell ally fanth that I wathn't really gone! You are all thilly people! I'm thtaying ath long ath the man above allowth me.
Hugth and kitheth
i hope you knocked her up retard
You're a spoiled brat
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10:11 lmfao damn rubescape junkies