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  • 54 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:14pm

    The Excalibur is: she kneels head down and ass up. You put your "sword" into her "stone" (vagina for beginners and ass for advanced players and freaks) and then wait for the future King of England to pull you free and take his right of primae noctis while you watch and she squeals.

  • 59 69
    Submitted by Me777 on Jun 9, 10 at 11:17pm

    Just stab her with your deadly sword...

  • 60 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:35pm

    You're a twelve year old spoiled brat who shouldn't be on their phone during school. Don't cry when the teacher takes it away for the rest of the week.

  • 60 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:39pm

    1:11, that wasn't needed.

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 8:28pm

    I'm going to go ahead and be the nerd on this one Excailbur wasnt pulled from the stone it was given to Arthur by the Lady of the Lake...So maybe that had sex in a lake or something..the sword in the stone was just "the sword in the stone" I accept all insults

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 9:52am

    I prefer sexcaliber.

  • 68 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:13pm

    It's where you stick your dick in her ass, and then fall asleep.

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 9:52pm

    I think your the future me

  • 53 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:23am

    I really want to know how this works. please OP enlighten us all with this new position.

  • 63 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:52pm

    Am I the only one curious as to what they did? Please good Sir, what is the excaliber?

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 2:49pm

    9/17 2:34.......NO!!!!!

  • 56 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:26am

    cut the bitches head off lol

  • 52 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 11:51pm

    11:35 needs to take a doody

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 2:34am

    Is that where you lay on your back and she gives you a painful handjob as she tries to pull it free?

  • 55 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 8:06pm

    it was probably some variation of leap frog... pulling the "sword" from the "stone"

  • 40 54
    Submitted by Skeazy on Jul 21, 10 at 10:35pm

    When she is unconscious and Like a stone you just pull it out really slow and scream. Then cut her in half.

  • 58 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 11:35pm

    you know what 7:54, 9:13, 10:12, etc. you really need to break your keyboard in half........you are FUCKING ANNOYING!! go play on Myspace!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:19pm

    12:13. So in other words marriage? Stick it in her ass and fall asleep for 40 years. Sounds like marriage to me.

  • 45 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:59am

    Go on...need you to draw a picture for me.

  • 54 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 10:12pm

    You're a total badass

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 8:35pm

    What do u do in the Excalibur?

  • 52 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:56pm

    You're a twelve year old

  • 52 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:29pm

    12:13 Sleeping beauty this is not.

  • 51 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:26pm

    What's her number???

  • 46 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 4:45pm

    Semen sword... Nice now she's the cum dumpster right?

  • 49 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:11pm

    I wish I knew what that position was so my bf n u could try it! Lol

  • 47 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 9:58pm

    Here, I'll be a total badass

  • 44 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:05pm

    semen sword sounds childish. But what is the excalibut?

  • 52 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:11pm

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  • 47 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:11am

    This is what happens when you screw girls you meet off World of Warcraft.

  • 46 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 4:22pm

    What did you do? Please tell us oh great and noble sire

  • 40 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 2:23pm

    i hope you knocked her up retard

  • 44 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 8:18pm

    Hey people! Thith ith quiet guy. I jith wanna tell ally fanth that I wathn't really gone! You are all thilly people! I'm thtaying ath long ath the man above allowth me. Hugth and kitheth Tqgitc

  • 46 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:41pm

    10:11 lmfao damn rubescape junkies

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:56pm

    You're a spoiled brat

  • 35 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:16pm

    Search strike the choir on myspace