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  • you know what 7:54, 9:13, 10:12, etc. you really need to break your keyboard in half........you are FUCKING ANNOYING!! go play on Myspace!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 11:35pm
  • Am I the only one curious as to what they did? Please good Sir, what is the excaliber?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:52pm
  • The Excalibur is: she kneels head down and ass up. You put your "sword" into her "stone" (vagina for beginners and ass for advanced players and freaks) and then wait for the future King of England to pull you free and take his right of primae noctis while you watch and she squeals.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:14pm
  • cut the bitches head off lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:26am
  • 1:11, that wasn't needed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:39pm
  • Just stab her with your deadly sword...

    Submitted by Me777 on Jun 9, 10 at 11:17pm
  • 11:35 needs to take a doody

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 11:51pm
  • You're a twelve year old spoiled brat who shouldn't be on their phone during school. Don't cry when the teacher takes it away for the rest of the week.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:35pm
  • This is what happens when you screw girls you meet off World of Warcraft.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:11am
  • Is that where you lay on your back and she gives you a painful handjob as she tries to pull it free?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 2:34am
  • I'm going to go ahead and be the nerd on this one Excailbur wasnt pulled from the stone it was given to Arthur by the Lady of the Lake...So maybe that had sex in a lake or something..the sword in the stone was just "the sword in the stone" I accept all insults

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 8:28pm
  • It's where you stick your dick in her ass, and then fall asleep.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:13pm
  • 12:13 Sleeping beauty this is not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:29pm
  • 9/17 2:34.......NO!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 2:49pm
  • 12:13. So in other words marriage? Stick it in her ass and fall asleep for 40 years. Sounds like marriage to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:19pm
  • When she is unconscious and Like a stone you just pull it out really slow and scream. Then cut her in half.

    Submitted by Skeazy on Jul 21, 10 at 10:35pm
  • I really want to know how this works. please OP enlighten us all with this new position.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:23am
  • You're a total badass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 10:12pm
  • I prefer sexcaliber.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 9:52am
  • Go on...need you to draw a picture for me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:59am
  • What do u do in the Excalibur?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 8:35pm
  • it was probably some variation of leap frog... pulling the "sword" from the "stone"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 8:06pm
  • What's her number???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:26pm
  • You're a twelve year old

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:56pm
  • I wish I knew what that position was so my bf n u could try it! Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:11pm
  • Here, I'll be a total badass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 9:58pm
  • Semen sword... Nice now she's the cum dumpster right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 4:45pm
  • I think your the future me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 9:52pm
  • What did you do? Please tell us oh great and noble sire

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 4:22pm
  • semen sword sounds childish. But what is the excalibut?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:05pm
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:11pm
  • Hey people! Thith ith quiet guy. I jith wanna tell ally fanth that I wathn't really gone! You are all thilly people! I'm thtaying ath long ath the man above allowth me. Hugth and kitheth Tqgitc

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 8:18pm
  • i hope you knocked her up retard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 2:23pm
  • You're a spoiled brat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:56pm
  • Search strike the choir on myspace

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:16pm
  • 10:11 lmfao damn rubescape junkies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:41pm