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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:44am

    Lot of jealousy on here lol.....squeeze and push fellas.....squeeze and push

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:56pm

    real houdini would have gotten a front snap bra off without her noticing, those things are like my kryptonite

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:09am

    The question now is... Did he make your vagina disappear... THAT would be talent

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:39am

    Lmao the not feeling them take it off has happe ed to me, boys r ridicurous

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:38am

    I love this! I hope he was good at everything else, too!!!

  • 89 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:29am

    @8:26 maybe she is in high school... You ever think of that?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:33am

    Some guys fumble with bras well into adult hood and not for lack of practice. 8:26 is probably a college freshman who thinks they are just sooo mature now.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:26am

    Haha this made my day(:

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:55pm

    Roofies will do that to ya...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:16pm

    omg i totally know him. that so happened to me. mad props to him lmao

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:47am

    "And now, I shall make my penis disappear..."

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 12:28pm

    @8:39- boys are redic. that's why I went back to women.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:01am

    8:48 Aw, did someone say your penis was too small? Your insecurity is showing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:46am

    first is fucking irritating is't it?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:31am

    What she left out is she didn't feel him fuck her either, he's the Houdini of penis!!!

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    Submitted by Quinn13 on Feb 18, 10 at 5:58am

    I think hes from nc....

  • 78 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:25pm

    It took you two days to figure out it was off? Smelly dirty ass...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:26pm

    12:55. Are u just stupid. It doesn't say anything about wearing it for two day. She found it two days later.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:40pm

    he probably shoved it up her loose floppy cunt and she didn't find it until she needed to spruce up the money maker fo rthe weekend

  • 77 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:26am

    What the fuck, are u in high school? "ooh he took my bra off before he fingered me". Grrow up

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:46am

    Wonder if she ever found her pants...

  • 64 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 4:21pm

    oh connecticut.. never have I been prouder to use this area code.

  • 74 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:20am

    I once used my teeth while giving her a massage...couldn't get rid of her...not sure if it was cause of my hands or my use of my mouth.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 12:55pm

    the question is why was she wearing the same clothes two days later

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:08pm

    4:55 indeed GHB is my fav! mmm floor stripper

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:17pm

    omg... i don't know how they do it...but some how it just seems to disappear...the fact that i'm usually drunk at that point probably doesn't help though...

  • 65 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:24am

    Then I would get checked if I were you cuz that means you ain't the first he's been with

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    Submitted by scamandros06 on Apr 1, 11 at 10:21pm

    your welcome.

  • 66 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:48am

    First prick, possibly.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:48am

    the OP must be a small A cup. We should all feel sorry for that titless whore

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:47am

    I am the first first who was definitely here first

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 4:46pm

    He probably used it to floss his asshole after he got a bad case of mudbutt, then he felt bad and he tried to wash them but he couldnt get the shit stains out so he just bought her a new one. That's what usually happens to me anyways.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:52am

    dec. 3, 12:55 - READ the text before you reply! she never said she was gunna wear it, she said she found it. jeez.