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  • Lot of jealousy on here lol.....squeeze and push fellas.....squeeze and push

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:44am
  • real houdini would have gotten a front snap bra off without her noticing, those things are like my kryptonite

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:56pm
  • 8:48 Aw, did someone say your penis was too small? Your insecurity is showing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:01am
  • Lmao the not feeling them take it off has happe ed to me, boys r ridicurous

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:39am
  • Roofies will do that to ya...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:55pm
  • I love this! I hope he was good at everything else, too!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:38am
  • What she left out is she didn't feel him fuck her either, he's the Houdini of penis!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:31am
  • "And now, I shall make my penis disappear..."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:47am
  • The question now is... Did he make your vagina disappear... THAT would be talent

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:09am
  • @8:39- boys are redic. that's why I went back to women.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 12:28pm
  • @8:26 maybe she is in high school... You ever think of that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:29am
  • Wonder if she ever found her pants...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:46am
  • I think hes from nc....

    Submitted by Quinn13 on Feb 18, 10 at 5:58am
  • omg... i don't know how they do it...but some how it just seems to disappear...the fact that i'm usually drunk at that point probably doesn't help though...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:17pm
  • omg i totally know him. that so happened to me. mad props to him lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:16pm
  • 12:55. Are u just stupid. It doesn't say anything about wearing it for two day. She found it two days later.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:26pm
  • It took you two days to figure out it was off? Smelly dirty ass...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:25pm
  • oh connecticut.. never have I been prouder to use this area code.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 4:21pm
  • Haha this made my day(:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:26am
  • I once used my teeth while giving her a massage...couldn't get rid of her...not sure if it was cause of my hands or my use of my mouth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:20am
  • Some guys fumble with bras well into adult hood and not for lack of practice. 8:26 is probably a college freshman who thinks they are just sooo mature now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:33am
  • Then I would get checked if I were you cuz that means you ain't the first he's been with

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:24am
  • He probably used it to floss his asshole after he got a bad case of mudbutt, then he felt bad and he tried to wash them but he couldnt get the shit stains out so he just bought her a new one. That's what usually happens to me anyways.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 4:46pm
  • he probably shoved it up her loose floppy cunt and she didn't find it until she needed to spruce up the money maker fo rthe weekend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:40pm
  • the question is why was she wearing the same clothes two days later

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 12:55pm
  • I am the first first who was definitely here first

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:47am
  • What the fuck, are u in high school? "ooh he took my bra off before he fingered me". Grrow up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:26am
  • the OP must be a small A cup. We should all feel sorry for that titless whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:48am
  • First prick, possibly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:48am
  • your welcome.

    Submitted by scamandros06 on Apr 1, 11 at 10:21pm
  • first is fucking irritating is't it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:46am
  • 4:55 indeed GHB is my fav! mmm floor stripper

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:08pm
  • dec. 3, 12:55 - READ the text before you reply! she never said she was gunna wear it, she said she found it. jeez.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:52am