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  • You can call this man a nerd all you want, and it still won't change the fact that he's getting head, and you aren't.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:22am
    • no one called him a nerd. who the fuck are you talking to? this guy's got it made.

      Submitted by james_gatz on Jun 22, 12 at 11:57am
  • You son of a bitch. Well done, sir.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:12am
  • When u cum u should make the chewy sound

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 3:41pm
  • Im pretty sure I want to attend this wedding. I love the fact that he is so excited that his girlfriend would do that for him. I am impressed she even knows the theme. I for one, would love to meet a man who screams 'BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL' before he enters me. I would buy HIM an engagement ring. If that makes me a 'fangirl', who gives a fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:05am
  • I'm a girl and I thought this was both funny and cute. Sure it's nerdy but the fact that this couple is able to joke around like that is cute!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:41am
  • May the force be with you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:36pm
  • Damn, is that what I gotta do to get a ring?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:11pm
  • Dude, i'm not even a star wars fan, a nerd, or a movie fan of any kind... BUT THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:41am
  • This is way more fun if you do it to the Imperial March instead of the theme. I get all Sith Slut for my boyfriend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:13pm
  • If she was pretending your dick was a light saber, why would she put it in her mouth? Is she expecting to get her teeth whitened?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:56am
  • That's hilarious and cute. If that works for the both of them, and it's all in good fun, why not? It doesn't matter how big a geek you are as long as you can function as a normal person and have meaningful relationships, you'll find someone who'll appreciate the same shit you do.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:21pm
  • Being into Star Wars makes a girl a keeper. Being into Star Wars makes a guy a loser. I find that interesting (and true).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:12pm
    • it's because one's a rarity and the other a dime a dozen. supply and demand, my friend.

      Submitted by salire on Dec 14, 10 at 4:00pm
      • damn I hate economics sometimes

        Submitted by Wolf32889 on Nov 3, 11 at 5:02pm
      • somehow i feel like that's not true. there are a lot more girls into star wars than are given credit for. but culture portrays it as being otherwise.

        Submitted by james_gatz on Jun 22, 12 at 11:59am
  • Time to test it on the boyfriend. om nom nom

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 2:05am
  • I should do this with my boyfriend. she is full of win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:02pm
  • i hope you're not joking. buy that damn engagement ring and keep her forever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:25pm
  • You got yourself a winner right there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:08am
  • 10:27 Hi, I'm Danny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:32am
  • WIN!!!WIN!!!WIN!!!WIN!!!WIN!!!WIN!!!WIN!!!WIN!!!WIN!!!WIN!!!WIN!!!WIN!!!WIN!!!WIN!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:14pm
  • I gave a 4 hour blow job before I got my ring! Married 8 years &2 kids later ! I will still suck his cock but He better hurry!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:41pm
  • I wanna know; who are the 245 people who said this was a bad night!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:02am
  • hahahahahah- funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:28pm
  • 1050 says it best, any chick who has the sense of humor and knows you well enough, and has the good sense of self where she can have a lark with your cock in her mouth is definitely worth keeping.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:18am
  • That's fuckin hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 6:27pm
  • whenever i'm getting head, the darth vader theme song always plays in my head. "I find your lack of faith...disturbing."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:07pm
  • Epic, thats all the needs to be said.

    Submitted by Mcat86 on Apr 11, 10 at 5:41pm
  • That's how you know it is love

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:05am
  • I would "good night!" this a bajillion times, if i could.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:13pm
  • Dude. Mazel fucking tov.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:50am
  • I read this while listening to seperate ways by journey...rock on man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 1:39am
  • jesus. i would marry that bitch too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 11:10pm
  • haha wow. i dont think ive even met a chick who knows the theme song. lucky bastard :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:24pm
  • the second you get off from that, marry her. dear lordy i love fangirls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:58pm
  • badass.

    Submitted by watRuSMOKIN on May 5, 10 at 2:14am
  • that's using the force alright ;P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 11:26pm
  • ummmm how do you pretend their **** is a lightsaber? like you wield it in your mouth like its a lightsaber????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 7:03pm
  • Wooo!! I love Hoosiers! :))) that is fuckin hilarious man! Definatley the greatest one I've read on here:))

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:47pm
  • haha... i did this exact same thing to my boyfriend a few times... but i wasn't pretending it was a light saber.. i just hummed the star wars theme song.. hahaha IDK why though :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 11:31am
  • Lol wow. Sounds like my friend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:17am
  • bahahaha! so........ does she do girls to or is her mouth a lightsaber only zone?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:14am
  • lol this is epic win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:13pm
  • 10:20/10:27 - Seriously? Calm the fuck down. Don't get on here and stand on your soapbox and try and find any excuse you can to discuss your sex life and how amazing you think you are while trying to demean other people. It's a fucking novelty site. Jesus fucking Christ the people that get on here...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:52am
  • Fucking priceless! I wanna do it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:37am
  • ahahahahahah.....who cares if he is a nerd??....he got a blow job.....ya fuckin douches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:47am
  • Does she have a sister

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 10:27pm
  • I know understand the force

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 1:30am
  • lol, it's funny to me how he's getting called nerdy and how it's "pathetic" that star wars gets him off. but i'm SURE everyone that posted here has some weird fetish that gets him/her off, at least he had the balls to admit it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 7:59pm
  • Haha.. Nerds rock my world!!

    Submitted by a_dream_traceur on Sep 19, 11 at 11:05pm
  • Mother fuker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 6:27am
  • thank you 10:52 thats some of my best work.......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:59am
  • this is so amazing!!! im so gonna steal this for my man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:47pm
  • You realize that shit stops as soon as she gets the ring right?!

    Submitted by meg007 on Apr 22, 10 at 12:32pm
  • Bloomington best place ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 9:36pm
  • you have no idea how jealous i am

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:53pm
  • 11:02 please kill yourself that was lame..........

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:05am
  • that is one of the most amazing things i have ever heard in my life!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:58pm
  • You better marry that shit quick son

    Submitted by gardea_11b on May 17, 10 at 10:13pm
  • This is fucking bloomigton INDIANA!!! That's where I'm from, my names Emily, you think your girlfiends the only girl who does freaky shit like that? ... Wrong.

    Submitted by sunnyjo15 on Mar 17, 10 at 7:14pm
  • the real question is if he used the jedi mind trick to make her swallow. Win?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:32am
  • "then thats when u hit that bitch wit a jedi mind contusion.....remember her place she will..." LMFAO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:36pm
  • This from the home of the hoosiers IU baby

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 1:55pm
  • If I was a guy I'd marry her too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 1:20am
  • IU BABY!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 4:17pm
  • Never been more proud of Bloomington.

    Submitted by iJakeandBake on Jul 3, 13 at 1:49pm
  • Mwhuahaha that is classic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 6:35pm
  • Just random but I have the word "the Force" tatooed on my "light saber" And I have a plethera of medaclorites avail to all whom want to study the powers of the force...or the dark side for that matter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 6:55pm
  • 11:02 HAHAHAHAHAH! I can just picture this tool trying to explain to the judge that "the force was strong him"...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:07am
  • so i guess you used the force?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:02am
  • This belongs on mlia. Fail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 8:48pm
  • So using this. Also, 6:05, if I was a dude, I'd totally call out the "BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!" for you, but since I'm not we'll both have to find someone who does.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 2:17am
  • I'm dying... :D

    Submitted by xsadiexmayx on Sep 27, 12 at 12:20am
  • Why would it be a fml it's not a bad moment

    Submitted by ellabbellabee on Apr 1, 10 at 1:46am
  • Come on who doesn't like star wars?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:24am
  • Psss, 9.32: Leia* But haha. Whyyyy a light saber, what the fuck would she do? If she puts it in it'd burn her mouth or somethign.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:59am
  • Your gonna ask her to marry you because she's a star wars nerd?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:02pm
  • this is fucking hilarious. win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:33am
  • lucky

    Submitted by Smalldude on Feb 14, 10 at 8:18pm
  • Dude that's great. Good luck!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 1:06pm
  • Legit

    Submitted by ditzzzichick on Aug 17, 11 at 3:23am
  • super long 1020 up there.. your extremely shallow.. get a life and stop judging hating people for finding love before you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 7:32pm
  • I think it's just that she's being funny and cool and referencing something they both like! It's not pathetic at all. I'd do that to my boyfriend anytime, and I'm pretty sure I'm not going to be a nagger.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:50am
  • 10:20..10:27 etc.. No one wants your head, you're the girl we call on our last day in town before we move to Cambodia, and 4 years wow it's actually like someone almost gave a shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:39am
  • 10:27 is a crazy bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 8:27pm
  • im a female, and i love it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:30am
  • ive read hundreds of these pages. and this is by far my favorite of all time. i love how this was the deciding factor for marrying this girl.

    Submitted by YourDailyDose500 on Jan 6, 11 at 6:00am
  • Damn it....they must have a hell of a life time

    Submitted by Hey19 on Mar 23, 10 at 7:49am
  • There is no chance this happened, and this is on a different website. Nice job stealing this one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:09pm
  • does anyone else not get the light saber part? to give a light saber head would initially be suicide....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:57am
  • I love giving my man head. And we have 4 kids and have been together a long time. Sometimes the chemistry between two people is amazing and it never leaves. MMm :) Love it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:40pm
  • Love it!!! Totally love it but 9:56 it was FUNNY ALSO!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:27am
  • I wanna find that kind of love

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:09am
  • The force is strong with this one...

    Submitted by budd on Mar 16, 11 at 6:38pm
  • Lucky S.O.B

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 9:23pm
  • WINNNNNNNNNNNWINWINWIN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:55pm
  • You are the luckiest man ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:21am
  • Holy motherfucker. This is the best one by far. Good luck with ur marriage darth Vader

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 10 at 11:24am
  • Best gf ever !!!!!!

    Submitted by hallywood on Jan 6, 11 at 6:04am
  • these aren't the droids your looking for, this is the dick you want to suck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:46am
  • Sadly, once they get married, the Star Wars-themed head will taper off, and an endless cacaphony of whining and nagging will replace it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:22am
  • Wow that's fucking awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 6:33pm
  • omg thats great. shes sounds like a fun time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 3:13am
  • 3:56, best reply I've ever read on this site. ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:42pm
  • You sir are the man

    Submitted by brandonggg on Aug 24, 10 at 1:21pm
  • Does that make it better because ive been wanting to try it

    Submitted by BagOshit333 on Jan 12, 11 at 11:12pm
  • I think your girlfriend might be my long lost twin :D\nI like this!

    Submitted by anu on Jan 16, 10 at 6:21pm
  • 10:20 is clearly not getting head if he has enough time to type that shit up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:28pm
  • this is awesome that's all i can say!! you found your perfect fit!! good for you stranger!!

    Submitted by cheekspease91 on Jan 11, 11 at 1:08am
  • YEEZY TAUGHT HER

    Submitted by PussyMagnet on Dec 8, 10 at 4:27am
  • Yes mate

    Submitted by sgtchickenfucker on Aug 4, 10 at 5:06pm
  • Omggg that's the funniest thing I've ever herd lmfaoooooooooooooooo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 1:44am
  • Don't do it, once she has the ring she will say that lightsabers give her a headache and the only thing she will do to your penis is roll her eyes to it. Then you will definiltey have to use the force. just some advice from an old Jedi.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:12pm
  • dude, fucking awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:28pm
  • FINALLY something funny on TFLN. ugh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:12am
  • sounds like something eric forman would say

    Submitted by supimbrookiebaby on Apr 7, 10 at 9:34pm
  • Don't marry her!!! That shit stops the day you say I do

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 6:01pm
  • Awhh dude. Next time I'm giving head I'm gonna end up thinking of Star Wars.. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 7:24pm
  • oooo i do,i do i like . bueler.bueler, bueler

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:29pm
  • You sir are my fucking hero

    Submitted by gardea_11b on May 17, 10 at 10:15pm
  • Oh by the way the ReRevenger was here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 10:48pm
  • i think i met her at a star wars conference last year....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:47am
  • june 17th 9:32-- your powers are weak, old man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:27pm
  • oh shit i know her.she hummed vaders entrence song 4 me .dun dun dun .dun da dun da da dun.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:10am
  • To all those who are against this... Clearly this web site is for fun and the gentlemen in this Is enthusiastic about his relationship and his girlfriend clearly knows how to have a good time in bed as does he so if you don't like it go find a dick to suck and try to make it interesting every time you go down If its not fun and exciting then why would you clearly those who can't find this funny don't have a sex life... so stop hating on other people and find some one you can connect with on a s

    Submitted by LaidbackCincy86 on Nov 17, 10 at 2:19am
  • That's freaking awesome man I'd marry her too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:02am
  • Oh Southern Indiana...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:39pm
  • @3:56 you are made of win. That made my day. Now I can go to bed smiling.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:10pm
  • i cant believe you said cute

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:43am
  • i just found this sight through preston and steve . its so fuckin funny wit some of youfuckers wright . keep up the good work.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:53am
  • Best. Text. EVAAAAAAAAAAR!

    Submitted by wooflequack on Sep 16, 10 at 5:20pm
  • I actually cracked up That is so awesome, she's the ultimate keeper.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:48pm
  • I like the chewy idea. Even newer life quest. Have sex to colt 45 on bubble wrap while she plays with my dick like it's a lightsaber and make the chewy sound when I cum. Sounds like a plan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:55am
  • Hey 2:17, I'll do it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 4:21pm
  • Brilliant. Fucking brilliant!!!!

    Submitted by TooHotToTrot330 on Apr 13, 12 at 2:33pm
  • Lol Shit mine steered dancing tektonik!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:28pm
  • this is the best im totally doing this with my bf thankss :)

    Submitted by kaytlin on Apr 19, 11 at 8:27am
  • I Am a Girl, and I love star wars! definitely doesn't make you a nerd at all. Wtf.

    Submitted by tex58 on Jan 8, 11 at 1:41pm
  • That belongs on MLIA... Winn. No one would vote it average though.

    Submitted by shotsEVERYBODY on Mar 28, 10 at 4:24pm
  • Dual of the fates is kick ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 2:52am
  • "You want to swallow"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:58pm
  • That is the best thing i have heard all day hhahaha. too awesome- and I'm a girl lolol. people are haterssss!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 10:39pm
  • I do stuff like this to my boyfriend all the time...Unfortunately, he just wrinkles up his nose at me and says "You're weird.". Not really an "I want to marry this girl" kind of response. =(

    Submitted by ExtremeTerror on May 27, 11 at 1:08pm
  • I second that notation

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 9:32am
  • i think its cool as hell. i have hummed while giving head. my guy LOVES it. but it can be any song higher pitches have more vibration hence the theme. good for them. oh and yeah i like star wars. fukin judgmental bitch probably gives bad head. jealous?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:58pm
  • 9:56 lmao! 9:32 & 9:39, sounds like u need another appointment with self-tanner and hair gel.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:59am
  • star wars fans don't die they multiple!!!

    Submitted by swimwear on Aug 13, 11 at 1:37am
  • She's a keeper!!!!

    Submitted by crackerjap on Nov 25, 10 at 4:13pm
  • BEST! BLOW JOB! EVER!

    Submitted by talonstar on Jan 25, 10 at 12:25am
  • I used to live at 812 now I live at 623 but anyways that soo cute and nerdy haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 9:33pm
  • LOL 5:30 couldnt have said it better myself. 4 hours god damnn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 6:32pm
  • I want that kind of love too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:20pm
  • 1st 10:27 btw..... I don't think you're a slut, or you have a bad relationship. I just think you have too much time on your hands. not to mention that you neglected to realize hmm idk NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT IT! i get head too! we all get bop once in awhile. big fucking deal hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:45am
  • holy shit! i'm jealous!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:40pm
  • She must have been on a Roll. And he must have had one of those glow in the dark oral condoms! Watch out before she gets clench jaw! Will bite your dick clean off

    Submitted by Chevy_Rox on Oct 28, 11 at 12:51am
  • U are a god among men nice find dude!!

    Submitted by xxgrimmjow06xx on Jan 19, 11 at 8:57pm
  • BUT! Does she look like Yoda?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:00pm
  • if your name is Chris, I know you. if not, I'm going to pretend you are Chris.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:47pm
  • Um y wood it b a fml cuz it's a tfln :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 10 at 4:58pm
  • 4 years 10:27? are you using kevlar or something? most guys would have chewed through your standard rope or duct tape after that long

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 8:32pm
  • You sir are my hero

    Submitted by RockyBalboa1372 on Sep 19, 11 at 5:16pm
  • I'm guessing that this is bad for but I know a guy who'd be thrilled

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:12am
  • im a girl and not much of a star wars fan, but hell good for her that she knows how to please her man. god i feel like that would be so akward tho.... especially if light saber noises were made

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:57pm
  • Both my boyfriend

    Submitted by cittyloner on Jun 19, 10 at 9:59am
  • well if that what it takes i guess im down

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:13pm
  • lol. raise your hand if you're infinitely glad you're not dating that raving lunatic 10:20/27 and, for the record, i wouldn't enjoy this for a moment but i can't stand girls who can't have fun in bed and laugh a bit from time to time. whysosrs? ps. i'm sure your mean and evil vagina has consumed many an innocent penis, no one cares, at least not anyone here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 8:14pm
  • why wait till tomorrow? she's a keeper!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:12pm
  • This was a Fml.......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:40pm
  • honestly? i can't wait to try this on my fanboy .. :) i only wish i'd thought of it myself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 7:00pm
  • Nerd or not, do NOT buy that ring unless she swallows, other wise, you can kiss your light saber sucking days over once she gets the ring!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:34pm
  • @ 9:32 seriously who gives a fuck if they like star wars that much, how does it affect you? in the end he still gets head so it's a win regardless.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:55pm
  • dude....you folded to early.....you think your gonna get that shit when your married!!????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:58am
  • This is fuckin AMAZING!!!!!!

    Submitted by gingaman on May 30, 11 at 10:53pm
  • I am that girl. Lmmfao. Not that exact same girl mind you, but we could possibly be long lost sisters.

    Submitted by jMEjukeboxxx on Sep 23, 10 at 5:24am
  • Well done indeed.

    Submitted by sarafln on Sep 14, 10 at 4:49pm
  • Take that ring and shove it up ur ass...don't put up with shit like that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:18am
  • 11:07 i love your work....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:13am
  • 10:27...calm down crazy. The text is probably more for laughs than anything and no one brought up your sex life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:40am
  • this is a redo of a fml... fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 3:21am
  • this is why i love southern indiana/bloomington.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:33pm
  • hey 10:30 want to pretend i have a 40 foot cock

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:42am
  • threes company theme song wouldve been dope too.

    Submitted by hungWILLYlow13 on Jan 6, 11 at 4:12am
  • Please tell me you had a glow in the dark condom on. Those are the best to play lightsaber with!

    Submitted by quin on May 14, 10 at 1:09am
  • yo 9: 56 that was fuckin funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:58am
  • Fuck ya that's awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 10 at 4:37am
  • Damn your a lucky mam

    Submitted by ilovetoparty1 on Apr 24, 10 at 10:57pm
  • i agree wit 10:20 ..i love star wars... but i would rather my girl pretend that i had a 40 foot cock and im watching her trie to swallow that monstrosity wit her meer mortial mouth.but she cant make her way past my pipe lined size vains.man i love blow jobs......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:35am
  • You better.

    Submitted by maddywoo on Mar 8, 11 at 9:29pm
  • Terre haute beetches!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:58pm
  • 4:41 I'm pretty sure my jaw would have fallen off 4 hours later. Why would you even do that? It's definitely not about love at that point. I hope the ring he gave you is worth more than his life insurance

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:30pm
  • 10:27 doesn't have any imagination... and I'm a girl too. I'd love to hum on my guys cock if I thought he'd like it. Star Wars, the National Anthem, Ferris Buelers Day Off... Literally...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:24pm
  • fantastic

    Submitted by enoxxx on Aug 6, 10 at 4:21pm
  • Fuck u

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 10 at 10:35pm
  • 12:24 Amazing!! the National Anthem and the Blow job together at last!!! the ultimate WIN!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:39pm
  • let me know if it doesnt work out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 12:15am
  • cute is the chic at the top of the page [disco pants] ...is she holding a light saber???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:49am
  • rofl at 10:27... "I don't need to prove anything to you! Now read my essay-of-a-reply because I take myself and this website far too seriously." Way to be 10:27, way to be.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:56am
  • I can appreciate that bro. *fist bump*

    Submitted by madmanmatti on Jul 5, 10 at 3:58pm
  • 3:56 you are made of win. Though the reference is a bit of a buzzkill for possibly the happiest text on this site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 8:47pm
  • This is a major fucking win!!

    Submitted by Sir_Smokes_A_Pot on Jul 15, 10 at 6:17pm
  • Very very nice.

    Submitted by loveisrigged on Apr 18, 10 at 11:53am
  • EPIC WIN.... 1027....wow... calm down hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:38pm
  • then thats when u hit that bitch wit a jedi mind contusion.....remember her place she will...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:34am
  • The best shit in the world

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 9:13pm
  • The Force is Strong with this One.

    Submitted by Mandolt31 on Jun 13, 11 at 11:36am
  • 3:12 that's not true. I will always go for a guy who likes Star Wars. I took my boy to the Star Wars exhibition and there were plenty of couples there. Guys who like Star Wars must be doing something right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:23am
  • sounds like something I'd do, yeah, I'm an ideal nerd girlfriend....

    Submitted by CreepyNevadans on Jul 22, 11 at 4:41pm
  • U are a god among men nice find dude!!

    Submitted by xxgrimmjow06xx on Jan 19, 11 at 8:57pm
  • 1141 want to get married

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:34pm
  • Star Wars and swords seem to win men over... I am walking into my wedding reception to the Darth Vader music and we are cutting the wedding cake with a sword. My job to keep my man happy :) And to the person who found this through Preston and Steve... Gadzooks!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:11am
  • Hey 9:32/10:27! look at your finger, got a ring on it! let this couple be in love no matter how they show it! Fucken hater!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 6:58pm
  • Such a turn off

    Submitted by ShaneLastNamr on Aug 21, 10 at 10:30pm
  • I'm surprised you all get laid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:40pm
  • I want her to hum dragon ball z :D

    Submitted by DaNWkid on Aug 25, 10 at 11:18pm
  • Every kiss begins with kay!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:22pm
  • thats fucking awesome. BUY A RING NOW

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 10:17pm
  • Your so lucky

    Submitted by Weirdo502 on Dec 9, 10 at 5:56pm
  • Seal that shit yoda

    Submitted by scorn on Apr 14, 11 at 2:41am
  • U lucky bastard!!

    Submitted by LOgAn3194 on Feb 13, 11 at 11:14pm
  • She's a keeper

    Submitted by Losermuffinface on Nov 25, 10 at 5:33pm
  • Yellow and blue make green.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:58pm
  • This deserves a trophy!

    Submitted by TGOD69 on Sep 26, 11 at 4:48pm
  • Did your blaster pistol go off prematurely?

    Submitted by ITS_MEEEEE on Nov 6, 11 at 11:39pm
  • Chewbaca would be proud

    Submitted by BigBlack2011 on May 28, 11 at 7:14pm
  • I don't even like Star Wars and I still find that epic.

    Submitted by BayBelle88 on Jul 25, 10 at 4:06pm
  • 4:41 if you're gonna blow him for 4 hours i hope you have the whole trilogy memorized

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:38pm
  • arw arwarwwww arwarw says chewy....[translation] fuckin nerd........

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:39am
  • oh danggg, i like that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:09am
  • That right there is true love. Haha!

    Submitted by Jinx1313 on Feb 2, 11 at 1:49pm
  • Very few good women these days, you found one of the best

    Submitted by sladef on Dec 2, 10 at 11:49pm
  • bahahahah! go buy the ring brotha!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:41am