My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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You can call this man a nerd all you want, and it still won't change the fact that he's getting head, and you aren't.
no one called him a nerd. who the fuck are you talking to? this guy's got it made.
You son of a bitch. Well done, sir.
When u cum u should make the chewy sound
Im pretty sure I want to attend this wedding.
I love the fact that he is so excited that his girlfriend would do that for him. I am impressed she even knows the theme.
I for one, would love to meet a man who screams 'BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL' before he enters me. I would buy HIM an engagement ring. If that makes me a 'fangirl', who gives a fuck.
I'm a girl and I thought this was both funny and cute. Sure it's nerdy but the fact that this couple is able to joke around like that is cute!
Damn, is that what I gotta do to get a ring?
May the force be with you
Dude, i'm not even a star wars fan, a nerd, or a movie fan of any kind...
BUT THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is way more fun if you do it to the Imperial March instead of the theme. I get all Sith Slut for my boyfriend.
If she was pretending your dick was a light saber, why would she put it in her mouth?
Is she expecting to get her teeth whitened?
I know understand the force
i hope you're not joking. buy that damn engagement ring and keep her forever.
That's hilarious and cute. If that works for the both of them, and it's all in good fun, why not? It doesn't matter how big a geek you are as long as you can function as a normal person and have meaningful relationships, you'll find someone who'll appreciate the same shit you do.
ummmm how do you pretend their **** is a lightsaber? like you wield it in your mouth like its a lightsaber????
Time to test it on the boyfriend.
om nom nom
I read this while listening to seperate ways by journey...rock on man.
That's fuckin hilarious
Being into Star Wars makes a girl a keeper.
Being into Star Wars makes a guy a loser.
I find that interesting (and true).
it's because one's a rarity and the other a dime a dozen. supply and demand, my friend.
damn I hate economics sometimes
somehow i feel like that's not true. there are a lot more girls into star wars than are given credit for. but culture portrays it as being otherwise.
whenever i'm getting head, the darth vader theme song always plays in my head. "I find your lack of faith...disturbing."
I gave a 4 hour blow job before I got my ring! Married 8 years &2 kids later ! I will still suck his cock but He better hurry!
thank you 10:52 thats some of my best work.......
Epic, thats all the needs to be said.
haha wow. i dont think ive even met a chick who knows the theme song. lucky bastard :D
Hi, I'm Danny
1050 says it best, any chick who has the sense of humor and knows you well enough, and has the good sense of self where she can have a lark with your cock in her mouth is definitely worth keeping.
You got yourself a winner right there.
I wanna do it.
I should do this with my boyfriend.
she is full of win.
so i guess you used the force?
Lol wow. Sounds like my friend.
Best gf ever !!!!!!
the second you get off from that, marry her. dear lordy i love fangirls
this is fucking hilarious. win.
I would "good night!" this a bajillion times, if i could.
june 17th 9:32--
your powers are weak, old man.
I wanna find that kind of love
haha... i did this exact same thing to my boyfriend a few times... but i wasn't pretending it was a light saber.. i just hummed the star wars theme song.. hahaha IDK why though
If I was a guy I'd marry her too!
that's using the force alright ;P
this is so amazing!!! im so gonna steal this for my man
bahahaha! so........ does she do girls to or is her mouth a lightsaber only zone?
10:20/10:27 - Seriously? Calm the fuck down. Don't get on here and stand on your soapbox and try and find any excuse you can to discuss your sex life and how amazing you think you are while trying to demean other people. It's a fucking novelty site. Jesus fucking Christ the people that get on here...
I'm dying... :D
that is one of the most amazing things i have ever heard in my life!
ahahahahahah.....who cares if he is a nerd??....he got a blow job.....ya fuckin douches
jesus. i would marry that bitch too.
Haha.. Nerds rock my world!!
Holy motherfucker. This is the best one by far. Good luck with ur marriage darth Vader
Sadly, once they get married, the Star Wars-themed head will taper off, and an endless cacaphony of whining and nagging will replace it.
Dude. Mazel fucking tov.
I wanna know; who are the 245 people who said this was a bad night!?
lol, it's funny to me how he's getting called nerdy and how it's "pathetic" that star wars gets him off. but i'm SURE everyone that posted here has some weird fetish that gets him/her off, at least he had the balls to admit it.
Psss, 9.32: Leia*
But haha. Whyyyy a light saber, what the fuck would she do? If she puts it in it'd burn her mouth or somethign.
Your gonna ask her to marry you because she's a star wars nerd?
Oh Southern Indiana...
11:02 please kill yourself that was lame..........
YEEZY TAUGHT HER
Dude that's great. Good luck!
the real question is if he used the jedi mind trick to make her swallow.
That's how you know it is love
Never been more proud of Bloomington.
Damn it....they must have a hell of a life time
There is no chance this happened, and this is on a different website. Nice job stealing this one
I can just picture this tool trying to explain to the judge that "the force was strong him"...
The force is strong with this one...
Just random but I have the word "the Force" tatooed on my "light saber" And I have a plethera of medaclorites avail to all whom want to study the powers of the force...or the dark side for that matter
"then thats when u hit that bitch wit a jedi mind contusion.....remember her place she will..."
you have no idea how jealous i am
oh shit i know her.she hummed vaders entrence song 4 me .dun dun dun .dun da dun da da dun.
She must have been on a Roll. And he must have had one of those glow in the dark oral condoms! Watch out before she gets clench jaw! Will bite your dick clean off
this is awesome that's all i can say!! you found your perfect fit!! good for you stranger!!
Wooo!! I love Hoosiers! :))) that is fuckin hilarious man! Definatley the greatest one I've read on here:))
Mwhuahaha that is classic.
This from the home of the hoosiers IU baby
@ 9:32 seriously who gives a fuck if they like star wars that much, how does it affect you? in the end he still gets head so it's a win regardless.
lol this is epic win.
im a female, and i love it.
holy shit! i'm jealous!!
super long 1020 up there.. your extremely shallow.. get a life and stop judging hating people for finding love before you
Wow that's fucking awesome
Don't marry her!!! That shit stops the day you say I do
i cant believe you said cute
Bloomington best place ever
omg thats great. shes sounds like a fun time.
these aren't the droids your looking for, this is the dick you want to suck
does anyone else not get the light saber part?
to give a light saber head would initially be suicide....
I think your girlfriend might be my long lost twin :D\nI like this!
Does she have a sister
10:20..10:27 etc.. No one wants your head, you're the girl we call on our last day in town before we move to Cambodia, and 4 years wow it's actually like someone almost gave a shit
I actually cracked up
That is so awesome, she's the ultimate keeper.
You sir are my fucking hero
i think i met her at a star wars conference last year....
FINALLY something funny on TFLN. ugh.
ive read hundreds of these pages. and this is by far my favorite of all time. i love how this was the deciding factor for marrying this girl.
You are the luckiest man ever.
I can appreciate that bro. *fist bump*
This is fucking bloomigton INDIANA!!! That's where I'm from, my names Emily, you think your girlfiends the only girl who does freaky shit like that? ... Wrong.
10:27 is a crazy bitch
oooo i do,i do i like . bueler.bueler, bueler
You sir are my hero
You better marry that shit quick son
Come on who doesn't like star wars?
Love it!!! Totally love it but 9:56 it was FUNNY ALSO!
I think it's just that she's being funny and cool and referencing something they both like!
It's not pathetic at all. I'd do that to my boyfriend anytime, and I'm pretty sure I'm not going to be a nagger.
sounds like something I'd do, yeah, I'm an ideal nerd girlfriend....
@3:56 you are made of win. That made my day. Now I can go to bed smiling.
I love giving my man head. And we have 4 kids and have been together a long time. Sometimes the chemistry between two people is amazing and it never leaves. MMm :) Love it.
9:32 & 9:39, sounds like u need another appointment with self-tanner and hair gel.
I do stuff like this to my boyfriend all the time...Unfortunately, he just wrinkles up his nose at me and says "You're weird.". Not really an "I want to marry this girl" kind of response. =(
Oh by the way the
ReRevenger was here
So using this.
Also, 6:05, if I was a dude, I'd totally call out the "BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!" for you, but since I'm not we'll both have to find someone who does.
Awhh dude. Next time I'm giving head I'm gonna end up thinking of Star Wars.. lol
sounds like something eric forman would say
Why would it be a fml it's not a bad moment
this isn't fml.com you friggin retard
This belongs on mlia. Fail.
dude, fucking awesome
10:20 is clearly not getting head if he has enough time to type that shit up
Does that make it better because ive been wanting to try it
You realize that shit stops as soon as she gets the ring right?!
1st 10:27 btw.....
I don't think you're a slut, or you have a bad relationship.
I just think you have too much time on your hands. not to mention that you neglected to realize hmm idk NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT IT! i get head too! we all get bop once in awhile. big fucking deal hahaha
This is a major fucking win!!
yo 9: 56 that was fuckin funny
if your name is Chris, I know you. if not, I'm going to pretend you are Chris.
Brilliant. Fucking brilliant!!!!
i just found this sight through preston and steve . its so fuckin funny wit some of youfuckers wright . keep up the good work.
You sir are the man
Damn your a lucky mam
That belongs on MLIA... Winn. No one would vote it average though.
im a girl and not much of a star wars fan, but hell good for her that she knows how to please her man. god i feel like that would be so akward tho.... especially if light saber noises were made
Um y wood it b a fml cuz it's a tfln :P
BUT! Does she look like Yoda?
Omggg that's the funniest thing I've ever herd lmfaoooooooooooooooo
To all those who are against this... Clearly this web site is for fun and the gentlemen in this Is enthusiastic about his relationship and his girlfriend clearly knows how to have a good time in bed as does he so if you don't like it go find a dick to suck and try to make it interesting every time you go down If its not fun and exciting then why would you clearly those who can't find this funny don't have a sex life... so stop hating on other people and find some one you can connect with on a s
Dual of the fates is kick ass
3:56, best reply I've ever read on this site. ever.
i think its cool as hell. i have hummed while giving head. my guy LOVES it. but it can be any song higher pitches have more vibration hence the theme. good for them. oh and yeah i like star wars. fukin judgmental bitch probably gives bad head. jealous?
this is the best im totally doing this with my bf thankss :)
Best. Text. EVAAAAAAAAAAR!
I used to live at 812 now I live at 623 but anyways that soo cute and nerdy haha
well if that what it takes i guess im down
She's a keeper!!!!
"You want to swallow"
raise your hand if you're infinitely glad you're not dating that raving lunatic 10:20/27
and, for the record, i wouldn't enjoy this for a moment but i can't stand girls who can't have fun in bed and laugh a bit from time to time. whysosrs?
ps. i'm sure your mean and evil vagina has consumed many an innocent penis, no one cares, at least not anyone here.
10:27...calm down crazy. The text is probably more for laughs than anything and no one brought up your sex life.
This is fuckin AMAZING!!!!!!
I like the chewy idea. Even newer life quest. Have sex to colt 45 on bubble wrap while she plays with my dick like it's a lightsaber and make the chewy sound when I cum. Sounds like a plan
honestly? i can't wait to try this on my fanboy .. :) i only wish i'd thought of it myself
I second that notation
I Am a Girl, and I love star wars! definitely doesn't make you a nerd at all. Wtf.
That's freaking awesome man I'd marry her too
Well done indeed.
I want that kind of love too
BEST! BLOW JOB! EVER!
Don't do it, once she has the ring she will say that lightsabers give her a headache and the only thing she will do to your penis is roll her eyes to it. Then you will definiltey have to use the force. just some advice from an old Jedi.
cute is the chic at the top of the page [disco pants] ...is she holding a light saber???
why wait till tomorrow? she's a keeper!
then thats when u hit that bitch wit a jedi mind contusion.....remember her place she will...
this is a redo of a fml... fake
That is the best thing i have heard all day hhahaha. too awesome- and I'm a girl lolol.
people are haterssss!
dude....you folded to early.....you think your gonna get that shit when your married!!????
star wars fans don't die they multiple!!!
11:07 i love your work....
hey 10:30 want to pretend i have a 40 foot cock
Nerd or not, do NOT buy that ring unless she swallows, other wise, you can kiss your light saber sucking days over once she gets the ring!
4:41 I'm pretty sure my jaw would have fallen off 4 hours later. Why would you even do that? It's definitely not about love at that point. I hope the ring he gave you is worth more than his life insurance
threes company theme song wouldve been dope too.
This was a Fml.......
12:24 Amazing!! the National Anthem and the Blow job together at last!!! the ultimate WIN!!
Please tell me you had a glow in the dark condom on. Those are the best to play lightsaber with!
Fuck ya that's awesome
this is why i love southern indiana/bloomington.
Hey 2:17, I'll do it.
Shit mine steered dancing tektonik!!
3:56 you are made of win. Though the reference is a bit of a buzzkill for possibly the happiest text on this site.
let me know if it doesnt work out
Did your blaster pistol go off prematurely?
Both my boyfriend
3:12 that's not true. I will always go for a guy who likes Star Wars. I took my boy to the Star Wars exhibition and there were plenty of couples there. Guys who like Star Wars must be doing something right
I am that girl. Lmmfao. Not that exact same girl mind you, but we could possibly be long lost sisters.
4 years 10:27?
are you using kevlar or something?
most guys would have chewed through your standard rope or duct tape after that long
rofl at 10:27... "I don't need to prove anything to you! Now read my essay-of-a-reply because I take myself and this website far too seriously."
Way to be 10:27, way to be.
1141 want to get married
LOL 5:30 couldnt have said it better myself.
4 hours god damnn
Such a turn off
The best shit in the world
EPIC WIN.... 1027....wow... calm down hahaha
i agree wit 10:20 ..i love star wars... but i would rather my girl pretend that i had a 40 foot cock and im watching her trie to swallow that monstrosity wit her meer mortial mouth.but she cant make her way past my pipe lined size vains.man i love blow jobs......
dude. calm your sh!t
Your so lucky
Star Wars and swords seem to win men over... I am walking into my wedding reception to the Darth Vader music and we are cutting the wedding cake with a sword. My job to keep my man happy :)
And to the person who found this through Preston and Steve... Gadzooks!
4:41 if you're gonna blow him for 4 hours i hope you have the whole trilogy memorized
Hey 9:32/10:27! look at your finger, got a ring on it! let this couple be in love no matter how they show it! Fucken hater!
Take that ring and shove it up ur ass...don't put up with shit like that
thats fucking awesome. BUY A RING NOW
U are a god among men nice find dude!!
Terre haute beetches!
Every kiss begins with kay!
Chewbaca would be proud
I'm surprised you all get laid
Very very nice.
Seal that shit yoda
arw arwarwwww arwarw says chewy....[translation] fuckin nerd........
The Force is Strong with this One.
10:27 doesn't have any imagination... and I'm a girl too. I'd love to hum on my guys cock if I thought he'd like it. Star Wars, the National Anthem, Ferris Buelers Day Off... Literally...
I'm guessing that this is bad for but I know a guy who'd be thrilled
This deserves a trophy!
She's a keeper
Very few good women these days, you found one of the best
I want her to hum dragon ball z :D
I don't even like Star Wars and I still find that epic.
U lucky bastard!!
That right there is true love. Haha!
oh danggg, i like that
Yellow and blue make green.
bahahahah! go buy the ring brotha!!!!!!