I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
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Maybe the two girls will babysit while you do the old lady with 3 kids again?
It does sound a bit far fetched but I myself went on a cruise to the Bahamas and it was amazing. It's like a boat full of people who only want to drink, take drugs, and fuck.
Sweet! Now I know what I have to look foreward to for my cruise this summer :D
Absolutely true. Just came back from a cruise in January and this text sums up how the week went. Anyone calling fake is either jealous or picked a lame cruise line.
Yeah, Ive been on a cruise to the Bahamas. I absolutely believe him.
Anyone posting fake is just sad they missed out on a threesome and a milf
I think I also know who this person is... I may have been on the same ship....
Sounds like he might have killed them.
haha I'm going there this summer!
they only said fake cuz he said 10 bucks a text. it's expensive, just not that expensive.
I was on that cruise! I know the guy! Absolutely true.
Gyros are delicious!!
Shit I just liked that. God knows what kind of sick 30 year old guy I just encourages.
@4:17 Dude y are nothing more then 40 ywar old virgin still living at home. Liar
so we came across the water
My cruising experience has been the same as 2:58's. I hooked up with three different guys in the first couple days. That's really the only thing people wanna do :)
Go UK! Go Big Blue!
Lol.. Fake. But imaginative +1.
@4:31. Dude u could not get laid in a whore house loser. Get the hell out of moms attic and get a life.
Yes, texts can be that expensive from foreign countries and especially cruise ships
wttttf I hope noone prays for you. sketttchy?
And what Cruise Line were you on again...?? :D
God here, all is forgiven my son.
10,000th person to like this. sir you are my hero. when i went to the bahamas, this is pretty much what everyone did. x, coke, copious amounts of alcohol, and orgies abound.
I agree that it is fake but it's a good one nonetheless.
Ur a liar. You know ur a 42 year old loser living in moms basement jacking off to porn u virgin
Holy shit sketchy much?
Its actually believable fun things happen on cruises like relations on the deck in front of the captains cabin....oh yes.
Don't worry. God will understand