It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
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Yeah, the first problem is definitely that he wore skinny jeans.
why would you date a guy who wears his sisters pants??
If I was his penis, I wouldn't stand for that shit either.
That's what you get for sleeping with a guy who wears skinny jeans. Lesson learned??
I'd laugh if a guy in skinny jeans even hit on me.
well it looks like hipsters wont be contributing to the gene pool anytime soon
Thank fucking God.
Look at it this way - tight pants kill your sperm count, so at least you don't have to worry about that too much. ;)
Time to move on from guys wearing skinny legged pants
haha exactly this isnt high school anymore
I've for sure held in farts longer than the amount of time some guys have lasted
Dont fuck guys who wear skinny jeans, then they cant reproduce.
Yeah, it sucked because he wears girls jeans. His dick has given up because it realized it isn't attached to a man! Haha beware boys in girls clothing!!!...well, unless they're drag queens. Lol
True that. A drag queen will fuck you sideways, and then fix your hair for you afterwards. Theyre awesome.
That's what you get for fucking a Jo Bro
Skinny jeans ftl
Idc bout people wearing skinny jeans.. But my friend wore his step moms pants to school one day.... Deffinate fail
Wtfs wrong with skinny jeans ?
He has camel toe
Camel Tail, actually.
mooseknuckle would be the proper term.
Lol it makes sense that it's from 618. Too many guys wear them. I feel sympathy for their balls everytime I see them
So people in skinny jeans have balls? I thought it was their pride to wear skinny jeans and show the world their shortcoming.
Cool story, breh
Fuckin skinny jeans means no room for the twig and berries too grow
no asis...beware of drag queens
He shops at baby GAP
Givin the 618 a bad rep... Emo kid piece of shit
Skinny jeans on dudes are g a y
My weener is too tough for failure. It's like Bruce Willis in live free or die hard. Or
what if he was riding a bike and didnt want his pants in his gears?
Unanimous, I am from 618 and a there are tons of us who are NOT rednecks. I think there is more rednecks in 217... Just saying.
Your poor use of grammar proves you wrong...Just saying...
First sign he's small: skinny jeans
Duct taped peens are so fagalicious...
Way to go 618.
Yeah that is a fail
Wow that sucks haha my man lasts forever ; )
He's not a man. ; )
I'm surprised they are from 618... Everyone I know from there are rednecks.........