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  • Submitted by RyanD on Jun 5, 10 at 9:56pm

    Yeah, the first problem is definitely that he wore skinny jeans.

  • Submitted by FistedSister on Jun 6, 10 at 12:33am

    If I was his penis, I wouldn't stand for that shit either.

  • Submitted by jasboo on Jun 5, 10 at 10:47pm

    why would you date a guy who wears his sisters pants??

  • Submitted by sequioa on Jun 6, 10 at 3:04am

    well it looks like hipsters wont be contributing to the gene pool anytime soon

  • Submitted by hockeyhouse on Jun 5, 10 at 11:36pm

    I'd laugh if a guy in skinny jeans even hit on me.

  • Submitted by imadork on Jun 6, 10 at 1:11am

    That's what you get for sleeping with a guy who wears skinny jeans. Lesson learned??

  • Submitted by Michguy on Jun 5, 10 at 10:43pm

    Time to move on from guys wearing skinny legged pants

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      Submitted by Hawk21 on Jun 5, 10 at 10:58pm

      haha exactly this isnt high school anymore

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    Submitted by ottergoat on Jun 5, 10 at 11:28pm

    Look at it this way - tight pants kill your sperm count, so at least you don't have to worry about that too much. ;)

  • Submitted by MissDallas on Jun 6, 10 at 1:50am

    I've for sure held in farts longer than the amount of time some guys have lasted

  • Submitted by asis on Jun 5, 10 at 9:12pm

    Yeah, it sucked because he wears girls jeans. His dick has given up because it realized it isn't attached to a man! Haha beware boys in girls clothing!!!...well, unless they're drag queens. Lol

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      Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on Jun 6, 10 at 8:26am

      True that. A drag queen will fuck you sideways, and then fix your hair for you afterwards. Theyre awesome.

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    Submitted by theinfamouscaps on Jun 6, 10 at 4:43am

    That's what you get for fucking a Jo Bro

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    Submitted by Rutherford on Jun 6, 10 at 1:40am

    He has camel toe

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      Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on Jun 6, 10 at 8:28am

      Camel Tail, actually.

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      Submitted by akmills on Jun 7, 10 at 10:15pm

      mooseknuckle would be the proper term.

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    Submitted by gottapeesuzy on Jun 5, 10 at 10:26pm

    Dont fuck guys who wear skinny jeans, then they cant reproduce.

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    Submitted by wuzzupyoung on Jun 6, 10 at 9:03am

    Idc bout people wearing skinny jeans.. But my friend wore his step moms pants to school one day.... Deffinate fail

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    Submitted by jhalogen16 on Jun 5, 10 at 10:07pm

    Lol it makes sense that it's from 618. Too many guys wear them. I feel sympathy for their balls everytime I see them

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      Submitted by GrammarPolice on Jun 6, 10 at 12:17am

      So people in skinny jeans have balls? I thought it was their pride to wear skinny jeans and show the world their shortcoming.

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    Submitted by WoWrox on Jun 6, 10 at 3:43am

    Givin the 618 a bad rep... Emo kid piece of shit

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 10 at 1:14pm

    Skinny jeans ftl

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    Submitted by q8pvqqjt2f on Jun 7, 10 at 4:41pm

    Wtfs wrong with skinny jeans ?

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    Submitted by Hawk21 on Jun 5, 10 at 9:46pm

    no asis...beware of drag queens

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    Submitted by anony1 on Jun 5, 10 at 9:29pm

    Cool story, breh

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    Submitted by TigerLily01 on Jun 6, 10 at 8:13am

    Skinny jeans on dudes are g a y

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    Submitted by tcup on Jun 6, 10 at 4:31am

    Love it!!

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    Submitted by blazed1 on Jun 8, 10 at 2:50pm

    Fuckin skinny jeans means no room for the twig and berries too grow

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    Submitted by blondebabe90 on Jun 6, 10 at 3:29am

    Unanimous, I am from 618 and a there are tons of us who are NOT rednecks. I think there is more rednecks in 217... Just saying.

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      Submitted by rawr5 on Jun 25, 10 at 10:22pm

      Your poor use of grammar proves you wrong...Just saying...

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    Submitted by Rutherford on Jun 6, 10 at 1:42am

    He shops at baby GAP

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    Submitted by Hiphoppopodemus on Jun 6, 10 at 12:01am

    what if he was riding a bike and didnt want his pants in his gears?

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    Submitted by hentailover on Jun 5, 10 at 9:19pm

    My weener is too tough for failure. It's like Bruce Willis in live free or die hard. Or

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    Submitted by |{!||@ on Jun 7, 10 at 2:01pm

    First sign he's small: skinny jeans

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    Submitted by lollygaga on Jun 7, 10 at 12:56am

    Duct taped peens are so fagalicious...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 10 at 1:40pm

    Way to go 618.

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    Submitted by unanimous on Jun 6, 10 at 12:01am

    I'm surprised they are from 618... Everyone I know from there are rednecks.........

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    Submitted by dunumber1 on Jun 6, 10 at 9:52am

    Yeah that is a fail

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 10 at 10:18pm

    Wow that sucks haha my man lasts forever ; )