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  i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.

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  (513): i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure. http://tfl.nu/ruyi
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  Submitted by Beaglehead on Jun 23, 10 at 1:59pm

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  Somthing must be wrong with the mods, this is actually funny

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  Submitted by ojg15 on Jun 24, 10 at 2:35am

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  How about 'large, but spills it's load half way through'?

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  Submitted by underagehangover on Jun 23, 10 at 7:54pm

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  was he shootin dust??

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  Submitted by BlackSheepParty on Jun 23, 10 at 1:16pm

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  sigh* keep it classy...

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  Submitted by Hoychick on Jun 25, 10 at 12:52am

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  Sounds like a guy I know..

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  Submitted by morgasmbby on Jun 26, 10 at 5:50pm

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  Bahahahaha, fuckkk(:

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  Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 24, 10 at 3:44am

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  And the bride is the iceburg!

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