i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
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Somthing must be wrong with the mods, this is actually funny
How about 'large, but spills it's load half way through'?
was he shootin dust??
And the bride is the iceburg!
sigh* keep it classy...
Sounds like a guy I know..