i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
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Somthing must be wrong with the mods, this is actually funny
How about 'large, but spills it's load half way through'?
was he shootin dust??
sigh* keep it classy...
And the bride is the iceburg!
Sounds like a guy I know..