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  • im proud to be from the 847 right now haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:56pm
  • That's because this site is tailored to lame dumbass preppy kids. Seriously, this site used to be funny but now it's soooo fucking stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:01am
  • yeah it was 213 back when that shit was rapped about, it was changed to 310 like a decade ago

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 5:06am
  • fucking. epic. marry me? if not, at least lemme suck your cock?(;

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 1:52am
  • Aren't you dead at that BAC?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:59pm
  • yes 1:43 I concur...847 is not all rich. I have had an 847 number my whole life and Im broke as fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:07pm
  • when this song was rapped about it was a 213 area code in the recent years they changed it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:16am
  • 847 is chi suburbs but includes waukegan and north chicago so there are DEFINITELY thugs, trust me on this one. That being said, I really hope this was a new trier kid thinking he's livin the thug life. 847 represent!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 3:34pm
  • 562 is fucking Whittier. its 310, maybe 323?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:54am
  • 847 pride apparently. who the f* cares? did anyone even consider that this was just some normal dude that isn't even trying to be something that was just trying to be ironic? i'm from 847 and it's probably some generic looking midwest dude with think framed black glasses and a music or pop culture enthusiast. calm the hell down.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:41am
  • you live in north Chicago suburbs and thats a rich as part of Chicago, ya soooo thug lol and ya i know because I live in 847.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 5:33am
  • I like how people think that everyone in a whole entire area is rich. Lol, someone's gotta clean the toilets.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:16pm
  • This might be funny if it wasn't from 847. Now it's just sad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 8:06pm
  • yep im from 847 antioch and were low to middle class

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:52pm
  • 847 isnt that rich of an area its like middle class. calm down.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 5:28pm
  • @1009: i've blown a .284... and i remember my entire night... handcuffs, cop car, jail cell, and all. (and i'm female so that makes it even more absurd but heavy drinkers can have higher tolerances maybe .213 for YOU would end in black out but not for all.)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:58am
  • can someone pleaseeee expalin this one ? what does 'blew a .213' mean

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 7:19am
  • Fuck what you heard. Etown in this bitch. All fay every day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 1:28am
  • LMAO that Gangsta..724 here holla at ya boy

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 9:56pm
  • and btw, my great great grandparents came to this country,, so im way less a 'foreigner' then you are:) i ask a simple question and get mugged by the low class idiots. sorry i have better things to do then drink alcahol as an excuse to live my life:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:48am
  • actually anonymous jackass, i dont knkow what it is because i dont drink im an educated intelligent classy woman who really isnt a party animal jerk who acts like a 12 year old like you sorry there are law abiding people in this country not everyone is a drunken moron

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:47am
  • 213 is more long beach area isnt it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:09pm
  • Hahaha new trier

    Submitted by hockeyking655 on Jul 29, 10 at 12:55am
  • I think I just broke a rib laughing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:07pm
  • I'm proud that this is an 847 hahaha we do it up right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 1:34pm
  • HAHHAHAHA, why arent guys around here this funny :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 9:25pm
  • everyone here needs to chill the fuck out. its a funny statement regardless of whether or not this guy considers himself a thug or not. just rip a bong and chiiiilllll

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 5:06pm
  • 213 is old school L.A.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 9:52am
  • or a foreigner asshole

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:01am
  • you are from the suburbs. 213 is all of downtown los angeles douche bag, not 'compton.' stop basing your geographical knowledge on pop music and read a fucking book.

    Submitted by xrayvf on Mar 4, 10 at 12:31pm
  • 847 = suburban Illinois

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:40am
  • Hey, I'm from this area code, and there are DEFINITELY thugs in certain places, believe me. Oh wait, obviously my opinion doesn't count because I live in the north suburbs and not in (gasp!) the actual city or some "better" area. Seriously guys, it's just a location. Just breathe and step away from your keyboards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 12:05am
  • I used to be a probation officer, and I've seen people blow over .213 quite a few times. Yeah, it's way doable. And 10:48? Suck it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:03pm
  • 847 is the barrington area, like one of the richest places in the midwest. Sadly, we are spoiled outta our minds and are the farthest thing from gangster except for our drug habits. What's better than rolling doobies with ur drunk dad?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 11:23pm
  • This text wasn't funny at all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:44am
  • I don't drink, and I find this site hilarious. Yet the 10:47 person you were referring to types like she is drunk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:27pm
  • why all the 847 hate? not our faults your broke ass parents are in prison or working for the local gas station while ours are doctors and lawyers. I'll drive my BMW, you can think you're all bad ass in your 92 toyota.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:47am
  • i am also proud to be his sober driver

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:08pm
  • best part about it is that (847) is a preppy district in illinois.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:17am
  • nah .3 is near blacked out... .213 is doable, been there

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:21am
  • I would bet almost anything this kid used to work for me. What up Jonny? 847 has plenty of thugs it extends pretty far west away from the north shore as well.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:30am
  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha i love my area code.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:44am
  • I'm proud to know this thug

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:05pm
  • 10:48 You definitely don't need to drink to know what a breathalyzer is. Have you ever watched tv? Have you ever taken DARE or a similar alcohol edu type program? Have you possibly taken health class in school? Do you even know what a DUI is? I'm glad we could bring you back to reality. Look how much you've learned from TFLN

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:12pm
  • All I have to say is that it takes a really dedicated skank to blow an entire area code.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:07am
  • how dumb, 213 covers so much of LA. it WOULD be an out-of-state idiot who wrote it....

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 10:53pm
  • ignorance is bliss huh

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 5:28pm
  • .213, you can do better than that

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 10:34pm
  • dumbass. 213 = usc = right near south centralll.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:00am
  • Uhm, if I'm not mistaken, you'd be dead.

    Submitted by bridgetanne on Mar 13, 11 at 11:50pm
  • 847 represent

    Submitted by musicman11 on Jun 14, 10 at 11:30pm
  • I live there 2!!!! probly some rich white kid drivin a bmw and thinkin hes thug cuz he can put his hat sideways hahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 5:34am
  • 213 covers a whole lotta LA so whoever wrote this is ignorant. (and by the way, usc = university of spoiled children, or university of second choice.)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:23pm
  • Okay, this made me laugh, but is seriously unrealistic. .213 BAC = blacked out, or damn near it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:09am
  • Thug? HAHA that's cute.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:09am
  • 937- thanks man. Seriously, people need to stop freaking out. It was fucking funny. (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 7:16pm
  • fuck the north shore you stupid ass mother fuckers...go cardinals

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:46am
  • you people in the US learn about area codes in the 4th grade?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 10:37pm
  • its def 310, thats my area code

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 7:09pm
  • yeah, 847 covers a LOT of rich area. But there are areas like some parts of Evanston and Waukegan that are anything but preppy. I'd be willing to bet that this was a New Trier kid, though, and that said person is quite preppy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 12:53am
  • haha o and the there is 847 hate because yall think you own the world...without your parents money, ive found out most northern suburb chicago folk, and most suburban chi folk, think they are the one the world revolves around, and im from a suburb of chicago haha pathetic

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 5:44pm
  • I need to meet this man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 10:48pm
  • "High Class" educations ftw. (ftw means "for the win"... Just for you 10:48)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:59am
  • Wow. This got out of hand in a hurry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 8:26am
  • All Fay? Damn you are fucking dumb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 1:29am
  • I m ashamed to be from this area code

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 9:35pm
  • The kind that rides a bus cause he got a DUI.. By thug you must have meant retard.. It's ok. Still knew what you meant little fella

    Submitted by BigBounceTricity on Nov 5, 11 at 10:59pm
  • gotta love chicago's north shore i hope a new trier kid wrote that and @ 1:43- i think we would all be good friends

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 3:08am
  • I hope that wasn't the results after a cop gave him a test bc I'm assuming that's higher than most (if not all) state legal driving limits.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:05am
  • Ba ha. funny shit! Alcholic Thug Life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 3:53am
  • last I knew 310 is compton

    Submitted by Bobostales on Aug 16, 11 at 1:00pm
  • Compton isn't 213, it's 562 and 310.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 9:59pm
  • BAHAHAHA 847 IS CHICAGO'S NORTH SHORE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:53am
  • 10:48 Classy, intelligent women use proper grammar and spelling. Also, you don't have to drink to know what a breathalyzer test is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:55am
  • best one yet. i really hope it was a white guy, that would push it to another level

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 9:32pm
  • Why would a girl want to date this guy? He's a drunk thug. Girls are idiots.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 6:58pm
  • 847 is full of funny people. Eff New Trier. I hope this guy's from Lake Forest.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 11:50pm
  • I agree with 5:06. Bitches need to go relax and not freak out about a funny text. If it's that's stupid then move on to the next one. Jesus. I hate people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:44pm
  • Wow you people are retarded! No one area code is all "preppy" or rich, or ghetto. The cover large areas and diverse populations. Just because you live in an area code, and it's all spoiled white kids, doesn't mean all if it is. Just sayin.

    Submitted by jaystreet46 on May 2, 12 at 12:43pm
  • Okay bitches, 847 is alot of places. Elgin is 847. So so stfu.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 12:52am
  • 7:19 you are an idiot. he "blew" a .213 on the breathalyzer which represents his blood alcohol content (BAC). you have to be 12 years old to not know that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 9:05am
  • i'm black and find your use of area codes offensive how dare you go beyond my 4th grade education! i'm trying to sell drugs and engage in gun violence damn it

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 10:22pm
  • 603 pride motha fuckaaaas!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 9:46am
  • too bad 847 is the rich (and very white) north shore of chicago.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:51am
  • @ 10:47 why visit a site the revolves almost entirely on drinking if you don't drink? people are fucking stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:44pm
  • It isn't 213, it is 310. I live right next to it. > 213..USC. fight on. Hell yeah USC is 213, fight on!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 8:30am
  • Its 310 and some 562 you fucking retard

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:09pm
  • haha 1048 needs to chill out, or get laid....big time and 847, im betting it was a trust fund kid haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 5:39pm
  • wow this OG was in my house tonight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 3:06am
  • Wilmette!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 1:15am
  • @2:07 - you pretty much just rocked my internal monologue, "that's what she said" style

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:26am
  • hahaha i live in the 213 and i love this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 9:43pm
  • a thug too stupid to refuse the test

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:55pm
  • that blitzed and you could still work the breathalyzer?

    Submitted by Fitzi on Nov 30, 10 at 10:02pm
  • Ugh. No one is a thug from the burbs. Gotta represent the south side.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:32pm
  • bitch youre an 847 no you are not a thug....i dont care how far the area code extends (Yeah im talking to you waukeegan and evantson people who think you're bad cuz you heard about this area code in some snoop dogg groupie luv lyrics) lol tho to that guy who thought this might have been a new trier kid!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 8:12pm
  • yeah 10:47 is a druuuuunk sluuuuut

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:56pm
  • ha 847 is also highland park-- thug my asshole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 1:44pm
  • I feel like this website needs to have a party...I think we could all be great friends...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:43am
  • 847 vip!( the area code really is vip)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 30, 10 at 7:44am
  • Dude, this is hilarious. Everyone needs to get the stick outta their ass and just laugh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:37am
  • Man. Cuz you know... Gangsters are so fucking cool. Oh wait... No... I remember now... They're a bunch of neanderthals...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 6:38am
  • There's definitely richer parts. And poorer parts. From Wheeling

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:41am
  • 847 Is North Barrington near Chicago too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 12:53am
  • illinois is where all the badasses live. .213... you had to've been trippinnn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:54pm
  • 213 is long beach mofucka

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:40pm
  • I'm an 847!!!! Long grove bitches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 7:02pm
  • Actually 847 is Highland Park and I'd know cause I live there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 1:04am
  • 847 til I die

    Submitted by jdublee11 on Sep 29, 11 at 2:10pm