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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 6:38am

    Man. Cuz you know... Gangsters are so fucking cool. Oh wait... No... I remember now... They're a bunch of neanderthals...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:07am

    All I have to say is that it takes a really dedicated skank to blow an entire area code.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:01am

    or a foreigner asshole

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 7:16pm

    937- thanks man. Seriously, people need to stop freaking out. It was fucking funny. (:

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:44am

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha i love my area code.

  • 97 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:59pm

    Aren't you dead at that BAC?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 1:52am

    fucking. epic. marry me? if not, at least lemme suck your cock?(;

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 5:33am

    you live in north Chicago suburbs and thats a rich as part of Chicago, ya soooo thug lol and ya i know because I live in 847.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 3:34pm

    847 is chi suburbs but includes waukegan and north chicago so there are DEFINITELY thugs, trust me on this one. That being said, I really hope this was a new trier kid thinking he's livin the thug life. 847 represent!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 1:29am

    All Fay? Damn you are fucking dumb

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 1:28am

    Fuck what you heard. Etown in this bitch. All fay every day.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:47am

    actually anonymous jackass, i dont knkow what it is because i dont drink im an educated intelligent classy woman who really isnt a party animal jerk who acts like a 12 year old like you sorry there are law abiding people in this country not everyone is a drunken moron

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:56pm

    im proud to be from the 847 right now haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 5:06pm

    everyone here needs to chill the fuck out. its a funny statement regardless of whether or not this guy considers himself a thug or not. just rip a bong and chiiiilllll

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 5:06am

    yeah it was 213 back when that shit was rapped about, it was changed to 310 like a decade ago

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:21am

    nah .3 is near blacked out... .213 is doable, been there

  • 88 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:59am

    "High Class" educations ftw. (ftw means "for the win"... Just for you 10:48)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:01am

    That's because this site is tailored to lame dumbass preppy kids. Seriously, this site used to be funny but now it's soooo fucking stupid.

  • 86 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:27pm

    I don't drink, and I find this site hilarious. Yet the 10:47 person you were referring to types like she is drunk.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:54pm

    illinois is where all the badasses live. .213... you had to've been trippinnn

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 5:28pm

    ignorance is bliss huh

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:47am

    why all the 847 hate? not our faults your broke ass parents are in prison or working for the local gas station while ours are doctors and lawyers. I'll drive my BMW, you can think you're all bad ass in your 92 toyota.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 9:05am

    7:19 you are an idiot. he "blew" a .213 on the breathalyzer which represents his blood alcohol content (BAC). you have to be 12 years old to not know that.

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    Submitted by Fitzi on Nov 30, 10 at 10:02pm

    that blitzed and you could still work the breathalyzer?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 8:06pm

    This might be funny if it wasn't from 847. Now it's just sad.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 3:06am

    wow this OG was in my house tonight.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 12:52am

    Okay bitches, 847 is alot of places. Elgin is 847. So so stfu.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:41am

    847 pride apparently. who the f* cares? did anyone even consider that this was just some normal dude that isn't even trying to be something that was just trying to be ironic? i'm from 847 and it's probably some generic looking midwest dude with think framed black glasses and a music or pop culture enthusiast. calm the hell down.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:03pm

    I used to be a probation officer, and I've seen people blow over .213 quite a few times. Yeah, it's way doable. And 10:48? Suck it.

  • 83 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 7:19am

    can someone pleaseeee expalin this one ? what does 'blew a .213' mean

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    Submitted by xrayvf on Mar 4, 10 at 12:31pm

    you are from the suburbs. 213 is all of downtown los angeles douche bag, not 'compton.' stop basing your geographical knowledge on pop music and read a fucking book.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 9:25pm

    HAHHAHAHA, why arent guys around here this funny :(

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 10:48pm

    I need to meet this man.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:58am

    @1009: i've blown a .284... and i remember my entire night... handcuffs, cop car, jail cell, and all. (and i'm female so that makes it even more absurd but heavy drinkers can have higher tolerances maybe .213 for YOU would end in black out but not for all.)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:07pm

    I think I just broke a rib laughing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 12:05am

    Hey, I'm from this area code, and there are DEFINITELY thugs in certain places, believe me. Oh wait, obviously my opinion doesn't count because I live in the north suburbs and not in (gasp!) the actual city or some "better" area. Seriously guys, it's just a location. Just breathe and step away from your keyboards.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 11:23pm

    847 is the barrington area, like one of the richest places in the midwest. Sadly, we are spoiled outta our minds and are the farthest thing from gangster except for our drug habits. What's better than rolling doobies with ur drunk dad?!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:55pm

    a thug too stupid to refuse the test

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:48am

    and btw, my great great grandparents came to this country,, so im way less a 'foreigner' then you are:) i ask a simple question and get mugged by the low class idiots. sorry i have better things to do then drink alcahol as an excuse to live my life:)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 9:52am

    213 is old school L.A.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:44pm

    I agree with 5:06. Bitches need to go relax and not freak out about a funny text. If it's that's stupid then move on to the next one. Jesus. I hate people.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:52pm

    yep im from 847 antioch and were low to middle class

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 10:53pm

    how dumb, 213 covers so much of LA. it WOULD be an out-of-state idiot who wrote it....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 30, 10 at 7:44am

    847 vip!( the area code really is vip)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 8:26am

    Wow. This got out of hand in a hurry.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 5:34am

    I live there 2!!!! probly some rich white kid drivin a bmw and thinkin hes thug cuz he can put his hat sideways hahahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:26am

    @2:07 - you pretty much just rocked my internal monologue, "that's what she said" style

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 9:56pm

    LMAO that Gangsta..724 here holla at ya boy

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:44am

    This text wasn't funny at all.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:09am

    Okay, this made me laugh, but is seriously unrealistic. .213 BAC = blacked out, or damn near it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:09pm

    213 is more long beach area isnt it?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 5:28pm

    847 isnt that rich of an area its like middle class. calm down.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:56pm

    yeah 10:47 is a druuuuunk sluuuuut

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 10:37pm

    you people in the US learn about area codes in the 4th grade?

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    Submitted by bridgetanne on Mar 13, 11 at 11:50pm

    Uhm, if I'm not mistaken, you'd be dead.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:16pm

    I like how people think that everyone in a whole entire area is rich. Lol, someone's gotta clean the toilets.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 8:30am

    It isn't 213, it is 310. I live right next to it. > 213..USC. fight on. Hell yeah USC is 213, fight on!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:09am

    Thug? HAHA that's cute.

  • 58 59
    Submitted by BigBounceTricity on Nov 5, 11 at 10:59pm

    The kind that rides a bus cause he got a DUI.. By thug you must have meant retard.. It's ok. Still knew what you meant little fella

  • 76 96
    Submitted by hockeyking655 on Jul 29, 10 at 12:55am

    Hahaha new trier

  • 77 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:07pm

    yes 1:43 I concur...847 is not all rich. I have had an 847 number my whole life and Im broke as fuck.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 1:34pm

    I'm proud that this is an 847 hahaha we do it up right

  • Submitted by musicman11 on Jun 14, 10 at 11:30pm

    847 represent

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:30am

    I would bet almost anything this kid used to work for me. What up Jonny? 847 has plenty of thugs it extends pretty far west away from the north shore as well.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:23pm

    213 covers a whole lotta LA so whoever wrote this is ignorant. (and by the way, usc = university of spoiled children, or university of second choice.)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:05pm

    I'm proud to know this thug

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:46am

    fuck the north shore you stupid ass mother fuckers...go cardinals

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 1:44pm

    ha 847 is also highland park-- thug my asshole

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:16am

    when this song was rapped about it was a 213 area code in the recent years they changed it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 12:53am

    yeah, 847 covers a LOT of rich area. But there are areas like some parts of Evanston and Waukegan that are anything but preppy. I'd be willing to bet that this was a New Trier kid, though, and that said person is quite preppy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:17am

    best part about it is that (847) is a preppy district in illinois.

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      Submitted by ViatorLion10 on Mar 15, 11 at 4:11pm

      Hell yea it is... don't hate

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 11:50pm

    847 is full of funny people. Eff New Trier. I hope this guy's from Lake Forest.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:09pm

    Its 310 and some 562 you fucking retard

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 7:02pm

    I'm an 847!!!! Long grove bitches

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 9:43pm

    hahaha i live in the 213 and i love this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 3:53am

    Ba ha. funny shit! Alcholic Thug Life

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 5:39pm

    haha 1048 needs to chill out, or get laid....big time and 847, im betting it was a trust fund kid haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 10:22pm

    i'm black and find your use of area codes offensive how dare you go beyond my 4th grade education! i'm trying to sell drugs and engage in gun violence damn it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:55am

    10:48 Classy, intelligent women use proper grammar and spelling. Also, you don't have to drink to know what a breathalyzer test is.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:00am

    dumbass. 213 = usc = right near south centralll.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 7:09pm

    its def 310, thats my area code

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    Submitted by jaystreet46 on May 2, 12 at 12:43pm

    Wow you people are retarded! No one area code is all "preppy" or rich, or ghetto. The cover large areas and diverse populations. Just because you live in an area code, and it's all spoiled white kids, doesn't mean all if it is. Just sayin.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:37am

    Dude, this is hilarious. Everyone needs to get the stick outta their ass and just laugh.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 9:32pm

    best one yet. i really hope it was a white guy, that would push it to another level

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:53am

    BAHAHAHA 847 IS CHICAGO'S NORTH SHORE

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:12pm

    10:48 You definitely don't need to drink to know what a breathalyzer is. Have you ever watched tv? Have you ever taken DARE or a similar alcohol edu type program? Have you possibly taken health class in school? Do you even know what a DUI is? I'm glad we could bring you back to reality. Look how much you've learned from TFLN

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:51am

    too bad 847 is the rich (and very white) north shore of chicago.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:40am

    847 = suburban Illinois

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 10:34pm

    .213, you can do better than that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 8:12pm

    bitch youre an 847 no you are not a thug....i dont care how far the area code extends (Yeah im talking to you waukeegan and evantson people who think you're bad cuz you heard about this area code in some snoop dogg groupie luv lyrics) lol tho to that guy who thought this might have been a new trier kid!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 6:58pm

    Why would a girl want to date this guy? He's a drunk thug. Girls are idiots.

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    Submitted by Bobostales on Aug 16, 11 at 1:00pm

    last I knew 310 is compton

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 9:46am

    603 pride motha fuckaaaas!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 5:44pm

    haha o and the there is 847 hate because yall think you own the world...without your parents money, ive found out most northern suburb chicago folk, and most suburban chi folk, think they are the one the world revolves around, and im from a suburb of chicago haha pathetic

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 3:08am

    gotta love chicago's north shore i hope a new trier kid wrote that and @ 1:43- i think we would all be good friends

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:41am

    There's definitely richer parts. And poorer parts. From Wheeling

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:44pm

    @ 10:47 why visit a site the revolves almost entirely on drinking if you don't drink? people are fucking stupid

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:54am

    562 is fucking Whittier. its 310, maybe 323?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:40pm

    213 is long beach mofucka

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 9:59pm

    Compton isn't 213, it's 562 and 310.

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    Submitted by jdublee11 on Sep 29, 11 at 2:10pm

    847 til I die

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 1:04am

    Actually 847 is Highland Park and I'd know cause I live there

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:32pm

    Ugh. No one is a thug from the burbs. Gotta represent the south side.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:43am

    I feel like this website needs to have a party...I think we could all be great friends...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 9:35pm

    I m ashamed to be from this area code

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:05am

    I hope that wasn't the results after a cop gave him a test bc I'm assuming that's higher than most (if not all) state legal driving limits.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 1:15am

    Wilmette!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:08pm

    i am also proud to be his sober driver

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 12:53am

    847 Is North Barrington near Chicago too