i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
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im proud to be from the 847 right now haha
That's because this site is tailored to lame dumbass preppy kids. Seriously, this site used to be funny but now it's soooo fucking stupid.
yeah it was 213 back when that shit was rapped about, it was changed to 310 like a decade ago
fucking. epic. marry me? if not, at least lemme suck your cock?(;
Aren't you dead at that BAC?
yes 1:43 I concur...847 is not all rich. I have had an 847 number my whole life and Im broke as fuck.
when this song was rapped about it was a 213 area code in the recent years they changed it.
847 is chi suburbs but includes waukegan and north chicago so there are DEFINITELY thugs, trust me on this one. That being said, I really hope this was a new trier kid thinking he's livin the thug life. 847 represent!
562 is fucking Whittier. its 310, maybe 323?
847 pride apparently. who the f* cares? did anyone even consider that this was just some normal dude that isn't even trying to be something that was just trying to be ironic? i'm from 847 and it's probably some generic looking midwest dude with think framed black glasses and a music or pop culture enthusiast. calm the hell down.
you live in north Chicago suburbs and thats a rich as part of Chicago, ya soooo thug lol and ya i know because I live in 847.
I like how people think that everyone in a whole entire area is rich. Lol, someone's gotta clean the toilets.
This might be funny if it wasn't from 847. Now it's just sad.
yep im from 847 antioch and were low to middle class
847 isnt that rich of an area its like middle class. calm down.
@1009: i've blown a .284... and i remember my entire night... handcuffs, cop car, jail cell, and all. (and i'm female so that makes it even more absurd but heavy drinkers can have higher tolerances maybe .213 for YOU would end in black out but not for all.)
can someone pleaseeee expalin this one ?
what does 'blew a .213' mean
Fuck what you heard. Etown in this bitch. All fay every day.
LMAO that Gangsta..724 here holla at ya boy
actually anonymous jackass, i dont knkow what it is because i dont drink
im an educated intelligent classy woman who really isnt a party animal jerk who acts like a 12 year old like you
sorry there are law abiding people in this country
not everyone is a drunken moron
Hahaha new trier
and btw, my great great grandparents came to this country,, so im way less a 'foreigner' then you are:)
i ask a simple question and get mugged by the low class idiots.
sorry i have better things to do then drink alcahol as an excuse to live my life:)
213 is more long beach area isnt it?
I think I just broke a rib laughing.
I'm proud that this is an 847 hahaha we do it up right
HAHHAHAHA, why arent guys around here this funny :(
everyone here needs to chill the fuck out. its a funny statement regardless of whether or not this guy considers himself a thug or not. just rip a bong and chiiiilllll
213 is old school L.A.
or a foreigner asshole
Hey, I'm from this area code, and there are DEFINITELY thugs in certain places, believe me.
Oh wait, obviously my opinion doesn't count because I live in the north suburbs and not in (gasp!) the actual city or some "better" area. Seriously guys, it's just a location. Just breathe and step away from your keyboards.
847 = suburban Illinois
you are from the suburbs. 213 is all of downtown los angeles douche bag, not 'compton.' stop basing your geographical knowledge on pop music and read a fucking book.
I used to be a probation officer, and I've seen people blow over .213 quite a few times. Yeah, it's way doable. And 10:48? Suck it.
This text wasn't funny at all.
I don't drink, and I find this site hilarious. Yet the 10:47 person you were referring to types like she is drunk.
847 is the barrington area, like one of the richest places in the midwest. Sadly, we are spoiled outta our minds and are the farthest thing from gangster except for our drug habits. What's better than rolling doobies with ur drunk dad?!
why all the 847 hate?
not our faults your broke ass parents are in prison or working for the local gas station while ours are doctors and lawyers.
I'll drive my BMW, you can think you're all bad ass in your 92 toyota.
i am also proud to be his sober driver
I would bet almost anything this kid used to work for me. What up Jonny?
847 has plenty of thugs it extends pretty far west away from the north shore as well.
nah .3 is near blacked out... .213 is doable, been there
best part about it is that (847) is a preppy district in illinois.
Hell yea it is... don't hate
i love my area code.
10:48 You definitely don't need to drink to know what a breathalyzer is. Have you ever watched tv? Have you ever taken DARE or a similar alcohol edu type program? Have you possibly taken health class in school? Do you even know what a DUI is? I'm glad we could bring you back to reality. Look how much you've learned from TFLN
All I have to say is that it takes a really dedicated skank to blow an entire area code.
I'm proud to know this thug
how dumb, 213 covers so much of LA. it WOULD be an out-of-state idiot who wrote it....
ignorance is bliss huh
.213, you can do better than that
Uhm, if I'm not mistaken, you'd be dead.
dumbass. 213 = usc = right near south centralll.
I live there 2!!!! probly some rich white kid drivin a bmw and thinkin hes thug cuz he can put his hat sideways hahahahaha
Okay, this made me laugh, but is seriously unrealistic. .213 BAC = blacked out, or damn near it.
213 covers a whole lotta LA so whoever wrote this is ignorant. (and by the way, usc = university of spoiled children, or university of second choice.)
Thug? HAHA that's cute.
937- thanks man. Seriously, people need to stop freaking out. It was fucking funny. (:
its def 310, thats my area code
yeah, 847 covers a LOT of rich area. But there are areas like some parts of Evanston and Waukegan that are anything but preppy.
I'd be willing to bet that this was a New Trier kid, though, and that said person is quite preppy.
fuck the north shore you stupid ass mother fuckers...go cardinals
I need to meet this man.
you people in the US learn about area codes in the 4th grade?
haha o and the there is 847 hate because yall think you own the world...without your parents money, ive found out most northern suburb chicago folk, and most suburban chi folk, think they are the one the world revolves around, and im from a suburb of chicago haha pathetic
"High Class" educations ftw. (ftw means "for the win"... Just for you 10:48)
Wow. This got out of hand in a hurry.
All Fay? Damn you are fucking dumb
The kind that rides a bus cause he got a DUI.. By thug you must have meant retard.. It's ok. Still knew what you meant little fella
gotta love chicago's north shore
i hope a new trier kid wrote that
and @ 1:43- i think we would all be good friends
I m ashamed to be from this area code
I hope that wasn't the results after a cop gave him a test bc I'm assuming that's higher than most (if not all) state legal driving limits.
Ba ha. funny shit! Alcholic Thug Life
last I knew 310 is compton
Compton isn't 213, it's 562 and 310.
BAHAHAHA 847 IS CHICAGO'S NORTH SHORE
10:48 Classy, intelligent women use proper grammar and spelling. Also, you don't have to drink to know what a breathalyzer test is.
847 is full of funny people.
Eff New Trier. I hope this guy's from Lake Forest.
Why would a girl want to date this guy? He's a drunk thug. Girls are idiots.
I agree with 5:06. Bitches need to go relax and not freak out about a funny text. If it's that's stupid then move on to the next one. Jesus. I hate people.
best one yet. i really hope it was a white guy, that would push it to another level
Okay bitches, 847 is alot of places. Elgin is 847. So so stfu.
7:19 you are an idiot. he "blew" a .213 on the breathalyzer which represents his blood alcohol content (BAC). you have to be 12 years old to not know that.
i'm black and find your use of area codes offensive how dare you go beyond my 4th grade education! i'm trying to sell drugs and engage in gun violence damn it
Wow you people are retarded! No one area code is all "preppy" or rich, or ghetto. The cover large areas and diverse populations. Just because you live in an area code, and it's all spoiled white kids, doesn't mean all if it is. Just sayin.
603 pride motha fuckaaaas!
@ 10:47 why visit a site the revolves almost entirely on drinking if you don't drink? people are fucking stupid
It isn't 213, it is 310. I live right next to it.
> 213..USC. fight on.
Hell yeah USC is 213, fight on!
too bad 847 is the rich (and very white) north shore of chicago.
Its 310 and some 562 you fucking retard
haha 1048 needs to chill out, or get laid....big time and 847, im betting it was a trust fund kid haha
wow this OG was in my house tonight.
@2:07 - you pretty much just rocked my internal monologue, "that's what she said" style
a thug too stupid to refuse the test
hahaha i live in the 213 and i love this.
that blitzed and you could still work the breathalyzer?
Ugh. No one is a thug from the burbs. Gotta represent the south side.
bitch youre an 847
no you are not a thug....i dont care how far the area code extends (Yeah im talking to you waukeegan and evantson people who think you're bad cuz you heard about this area code in some snoop dogg groupie luv lyrics)
lol tho to that guy who thought this might have been a new trier kid!!
yeah 10:47 is a druuuuunk sluuuuut
ha 847 is also highland park-- thug my asshole
I feel like this website needs to have a party...I think we could all be great friends...
847 vip!( the area code really is vip)
Dude, this is hilarious. Everyone needs to get the stick outta their ass and just laugh.
Man. Cuz you know... Gangsters are so fucking cool. Oh wait... No... I remember now... They're a bunch of neanderthals...
There's definitely richer parts. And poorer parts.
213 is long beach mofucka
847 Is North Barrington near Chicago too
illinois is where all the badasses live.
.213... you had to've been trippinnn
I'm an 847!!!! Long grove bitches
Actually 847 is Highland Park and I'd know cause I live there
847 til I die