You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
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This happened to one of my friends once...only she wasn't drunk and it was a burrito
Why the fuck can't people just laugh at something and not say stupid shit. Lighten up people. You know if one of your friends did this you would piss your pants, I know I would.
9:48 you still alive? Don't do it!!!!!!!!
I don't even need to be trashed to cry over the loss of a fruit rollup. Man down! Man down!
R.I.P. Fruit rollup we all loved you
I was taking a shit when I read this. Haven't pooped that fast in my life.
Favorited. Lmao :)
Literally have done that before. No shame, fruit roll ups are the shit.
I dropped my fruit rollup one night... my life has never been the same. I still wonder of the rollup that could have been.
This app is dying. Nobody posted anything new since yesterday.
Ice cream is the worst when it falls. There is no 10 second rule with ice cream.
I'm proud to be a 972 and don't kill itself just get therapy
Me too lol
Do you fucking kids know how to drink and not cry?!? PATHETIC!
9:48. ur a pussy. be more outgoing and make some friends. also smoke some tree
Fruit rollups are the gayest and tastiest snack ever
i'm there right now!!
Gotta love Dallas drunks!!
Lol. That's funny.
9.48 go to bed and don't think about it. If you still feel that way when you wake up, you can always kill yourself tomorrow.
Good work today, Wesley, sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.
Oh my geezus! Don't say that! Buddy don't kill urself. U would never be able to laugh at all the funny tfln txts like this one ^.^
Hahahahah represent DFW! So funny!
Haha wasted much
Lmao what's up Dallas
once I dropped a fruit roll up.
lost it in my vagina ........ :)
never found it
Fuck you dude this is hilarious
Lmao I would do this
Jan 13 @ 8:28 I love you for saying shenanigans. And I also love fruit roll ups.
Sounds like something I would probably do. Hahah.
9.48 go to bed and don't think about it. If you feel the same way when you wake up, You can always kill yourself tomorrow.
What's up DF-DUB.
This is hilarious.
9:48, can I have your stuff?
Cmon. Who hasn't been there.
Hurry up 9:48.
What up BABB
I'm reading this in the shitter right now
Aww poor fruit rollup
I want to be your bestfriend!
I have done this a billion times!
Lol I would so do that
This could quite possibly have been me haha.
9:48 might be dead already. He/She said 5 min hours ago. Keep them fingers crossed
ive honestly never seen someone so wasted that they cryed about something like dropping food or their bellybutton being cute... maybe im just missing something, but i think the crying while intoxicated texts are fake. or the person that originally sent it is just fucking w the person he sent it to? idk, but i call shenanigans
It's okay I have done this many times before, when you lose food when you're drunk/high it is very upsetting., don't let anyone make you feel silly.
Hahahahaha! Love it
If they the person was truly trashed they would of just ate it off the ground
Won't post my comments
I care please don't do it!
HahHHaha absolutely hysterical!
Jan 13 @ 828 i once cried for two hours because I lost my phone at a party until someone found it in the bathroom so I believe them. But I don't remember any of it :)
R.i.P Fruit Rollup.. You were loved by many :)
lame. why the fuck do half of these drunk texts involve people crying? THIS is the real reason why the rest of the world mocks/hates us!
Called my sister a lonely loser who fails at life and needs an ab lounge, all over the last fruit rollup.
Text YELE to 501501 and donate 5 dollars off your next phone bill to recovery efforts for Haiti. Oh, and fuck this text. She's a whore.
You got to love Texas;)
You don't have to be trashed to cry about dropping a fruit rollup!
9:48 has no friends
don't kill yourself
why would you be trashed to cry for a loving fruit roll up I cry when I drop them too!
Losing a beloved burrito or a favorite roll-up is no reason to end it all. It's a permanent solution to a temporary food crisis.
Been there, done that.
Really nobody cares! :]
Hahahaha that just makes me laugh :]
9:48 please don't do it! I care! :)
Who comes on tfln to complain? Seriously! Way to kill the funni- ness with your suicidal negativity....
Hahahha I love you Liz
Get it Dallas
You go 9:57