You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
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I compare mine to 2 cans of RedBull stacked verticaly.
Umm, it makes mouths happy??
Skinny as hell, long, tastes fruity?
I love twizzlers though. They're my favorite candy. If a guy told me that, strangely I think it would turn me on, lollll.
What if you're fat and hungry; I it's a turn on then.
Why twizzler why not a beef stick
Well, twizzlers r about 8 inches long
I love twizzlers !!!! (: ... Just sayin' !
My dick tastes like twizzlers!
In no way, shape or form is that the most annoying way to try and sound intelligent, and fail.
Size does matter!
someone watches too much deuce bigelow
red, tasted like strawberry and ribbed?
Ladies love licorice
GodlessBJ, you worded it wrong. You actually gave her points in her favor, hahaha dumbass
@Productplacement, you forgot TWISTY, skinny dick. Double Ha!!
These pretzels are making me thirsty!