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  • 85 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 10 at 9:23pm

    I compare mine to 2 cans of RedBull stacked verticaly.

  • 80 60
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 26, 10 at 9:05pm

    Twizzler flavored

  • 92 85
    Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 26, 10 at 3:09pm

    Skinny as hell, long, tastes fruity?

  • 75 72
    Submitted by wombatt on Jun 26, 10 at 7:57pm

    Umm, it makes mouths happy??

  • 70 63
    Submitted by omg_its_hayley on Jun 27, 10 at 12:17am

    I love twizzlers though. They're my favorite candy. If a guy told me that, strangely I think it would turn me on, lollll.

  • 71 68
    Submitted by 23jordan23 on Jun 27, 10 at 1:31am

    My dick tastes like twizzlers!

  • 63 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 10 at 8:02am

    Why twizzler why not a beef stick

  • 68 71
    Submitted by godlessBJ on Jun 26, 10 at 4:11pm

    In no way, shape or form is that the most annoying way to try and sound intelligent, and fail.

  • 65 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 10 at 9:21pm

    Well, twizzlers r about 8 inches long

  • 65 68
    Submitted by DrGiggles on Jun 26, 10 at 4:49pm

    GodlessBJ, you worded it wrong. You actually gave her points in her favor, hahaha dumbass

  • 53 51
    Submitted by keithstone on Jun 28, 10 at 6:09pm

    Smooooooth.

  • 55 55
    Submitted by foxylieanne on Jun 27, 10 at 10:26pm

    I love twizzlers !!!! (: ... Just sayin' !

  • 60 69
    Submitted by buzzcutt on Jun 26, 10 at 6:26pm

    someone watches too much deuce bigelow

  • 62 75
    Submitted by No_Willl_power on Jun 27, 10 at 1:50am

    Size does matter!

  • 62 80
    Submitted by CherryCheeseCake on Jun 27, 10 at 5:42am

    What if you're fat and hungry; I it's a turn on then.

  • 54 65
    Submitted by magnumstootight on Jun 27, 10 at 12:10pm

    red, tasted like strawberry and ribbed?

  • 58 84
    Submitted by deformz on Jun 27, 10 at 12:25am

    Ladies love licorice

  • 52 84
    Submitted by cbtango on Jun 27, 10 at 2:12am

    Mmmmm... chewy!

  • 51 88
    Submitted by kcs99 on Jun 27, 10 at 1:36am

    @Productplacement, you forgot TWISTY, skinny dick. Double Ha!!

  • Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jun 26, 10 at 3:09pm

    These pretzels are making me thirsty!

  • 49 85
    Submitted by MenZieUh on Jun 27, 10 at 12:44am

    buttsecks