and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
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And then I jizzed in my pants.
holy shit you should write a novel.
In soviet Russia vodka is birth control
Had something similar happen to me. Girl knew what she wanted, it's like I was just along for the ride.
That just sounds like an inconvenient time to take it everyday...
No it's she just took her BC with liqour, it's gonna be a fuck train. Aalll night long
Not first! Yes! I totally didnt beat the people with no lives! So stoked
I think I've hooked up with chick before....
At least you could Cumm all up in her?
He is, quite unnecessarily, pointing out that her usage of birth control means that unprotected sex is far less likely to get her pregnant.
Time to go?! What are you talking about, she's a keeper!
whats wrong with that? haha
In soviet union, you take birth control with vodka
Lol 10:21 you fail
I think that the joke here is that liquor can f with birth control?
I think the joke here is that they were going to have sex with each other.
Woohoo get some lol
Yup... My kinda woman! Lol
9:09 so true
It might be the John Legend "I'm ready to go right now" not the TLFN "please come get me". Who knows?
Ew. Sounds like a classy woman
oh god i've done this >.< without the sex hah
$20 says "I knew it was time to go" becomes the new "please come get me"
Hellllll ya man! That's a Hella good nite
More like "I knew it was go time."
Haha 3:21 exactly my thought.
1:42 I bet you got a 408 area code
Awesome. Bang her hard
First! I can see it now...
Excellent move by the female.
Lock eyes from across the room. FIRST!!!
Vodkas cute. Lol.