you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
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All the good texts are from Florida...
Agreed 7:01 and 8:21...Buzz Killington up there who doesn't have enough of an imagination to laugh at the thought that somebody might text something like this isn't cool enough to be one of our friends anyway.
Oh man, I want to be friends with this kid! This makes me miss getting stupid drunk! HAHAHA!
I really can't stop laughing...I'm effing shaking. loveee it.
let's please be friends, hahahaha.
her name was lola....
bahahahahah! child man?!
that is so perfect!
gotta love broward county and miami hahahaha
ha! I cannot stop laughihg... child man.. bwahhaha
can these people please be my best friends!?!?!?
omg hahahah just LOLed fo real...this made my day
haha... I think it's funny when people say 'fake' to a lot of these.
Obviously you've never *really* been that drunk before.
omg CHILD MAN. that's awesome!!!
lol please tell me who posted this!!!!!!?
hands down one of the funniest texts on this site
hahahahaha this person rocks !
hahaa i love the 9-5-4
lmfaaaaaooooo child man!!! hahahaha
LMAO!!! So not fake - I've send very similar texts to my friends! Alcohol can make for good entertainment. Child man hahahaha!
I'm with the person who wants to be your best friend. I am DYING!!!!!!
Lmfao. This shit is fucking priceless.
Yeaaa! 954 represent! : D
child man. best thing i've read all day
I THINK I JUST PEEEEED!!!!!!!
i legit laughed out loud.
Lmao that's hilarious!!! Gotta be proud of my 954 xD
This was a good night for the people around this person with a sense of humor. Hell, I would've been laughing my ass off right there!
child man hahahaha wow
youre an idiot 12:58. its pretty obvious that the text was talking about a regular short dude, not a midget. what you did was fucked up.
i love the world becuz of this!!
i've known a man-child...its disgusting.
oh my god LOL!!!!!!
whoever this is has to be the funniest person alive. if only my friends were this classic!
haha. funniest one i've seen in a loooong time
hahah niceee! i live in the 954 :)
and i agree with 1:34 loll
i always laugh when people reply "fake"
they do it mostly because they're jealous that they can never partake in awesome texts like these.
LOL I LOVE THIS PERSON
By FAR my favorite on this site.
HAhahahHaHaHahahahahahahahaha OMFG THATS FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!!!!
actually lol-ed at this.
OMG who did this!!! I actually remember this one!! Call or text Bridget and remind her of this!!!
Comments like "fake" are so fucking stupid.
ahahahahahahaha i cannot stop laughing i love it
hahaha oh my god, this would be hilarious if it were on video. i would so pay to see it.
be my bff :D
funniest shit ever!!
hahahahaha, this is grand.
Evewry time I need a laugh, I read this one. It NEVER fails.
CHILD MAN! baaahahahah
...she was a show girl.
I so love jagerbömbs too.
I think this was one of my friends. I'm so proud!
hahhahhahahahaha HAVE A BANANA. i could so see that
HAHAHAH child maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnn
Oh Lawd. Hilarious. I'm crying
whaddup broward, I always hope that 954 and 305/786 texts are my friends
child mannnnn...i literally just laughed out loud.
People say 'fake" because they have no concept of humor and couldn't possibly have friends as funny as the rest of us.
seriously 12:58? And you're proud of what you did and are boasting about it??
You are just a huge douchebag.
Why do people say "fake"? Who gives a shit, its funny either way!
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahah. i want to meet this person!
child man hahahhaha this is the best one i've read so far
"i love you child man" LMFAOO
dear whomever this is to/about: be my friend/boyfriend.
go broward! sounds like something one of my best friends would say. def. from the 954, too!
LMAO!!! sounds like an amazing evening
omg i just found this one and i laughed for about 5 minutes this is great
LMAAAOOO! omg i almost diedd.
who cares if it's fake it's fckn funny.
leave it to the 954 <3
Holy fuck thats hilarious
funniest post on here without a doubt
LOL "Child man" that is so tastelessly awesome!
hey! This shit happens! I was piss-assed drunk in Wisconsin with a national convention of midgets and some of the shit the other drunks said was hilarious! wrong...but hilarious!
Hah Jan 23 2:07!!! Amazing. What a mess.
I love my zip code! I need to find this person!
AMAZING! one of the funniest ones I've read yet.
omfg i swear i just rolled to the floor laughing to the point of crying! Have a Banana + Child man R THE BEST DRUNK PHRASES EVER!
can't read it again, it just makes my cry my sockets off!
LMFAO!!!!! this is NOT fake at all ! ! haha this is my cousin that did this. hahahaha I just found out about this website today, and a few days ago she posted something like "crazy night. still recovering.wish i can remember all of it..." something liek that and one of her friends posted that on her FaceBook page and must have posted it on here as well. this is hillarious. and I said that same thing. I love you Child Man lmao.
Im brazilian and live in broward!! hell yes to the rio de janeiro peeps!
This text is awesome. Reminds me the day after my 21st b-day. I yelled "yo, fuck you bitch!!!" at a car as I was crossing a road, and an elderly couple entering a church thought I was yelling at them; then I saw an old man I know, and I go "I'm aliiiive" and gave him a high-five as I walked by.
If I saw that guy doing that, I would straight up makeout with him.
OMFG LOLOLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOL CHILD MAN!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AMAAAAAZING!!!!