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  • All the good texts are from Florida...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 4:11pm
  • Agreed 7:01 and 8:21...Buzz Killington up there who doesn't have enough of an imagination to laugh at the thought that somebody might text something like this isn't cool enough to be one of our friends anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 9:34pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 8:59pm
  • Oh man, I want to be friends with this kid! This makes me miss getting stupid drunk! HAHAHA!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:43am
  • I really can't stop laughing...I'm effing shaking. loveee it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:05pm
  • let's please be friends, hahahaha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:05pm
  • her name was lola....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:54pm
  • bahahahahah! child man?! that is so perfect!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:39am
  • gotta love broward county and miami hahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:45am
  • ha! I cannot stop laughihg... child man.. bwahhaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:24pm
  • can these people please be my best friends!?!?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:34pm
  • omg hahahah just LOLed fo real...this made my day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:31am
  • haha... I think it's funny when people say 'fake' to a lot of these. Obviously you've never *really* been that drunk before.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:33pm
  • omg CHILD MAN. that's awesome!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 5:15pm
  • lol please tell me who posted this!!!!!!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:13am
  • hahahahaha this person rocks !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:47am
  • LMAO :D hands down one of the funniest texts on this site

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 3:10am
  • hahaa i love the 9-5-4

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:00pm
  • lmfaaaaaooooo child man!!! hahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:46am
  • I'm with the person who wants to be your best friend. I am DYING!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:30pm
  • LMAO!!! So not fake - I've send very similar texts to my friends! Alcohol can make for good entertainment. Child man hahahaha!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 8:05pm
  • Lmfao. This shit is fucking priceless.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 12:32am
  • Yeaaa! 954 represent! : D

    Submitted by La_La_La on Jul 22, 10 at 2:05am
  • I THINK I JUST PEEEEED!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:58am
  • child man. best thing i've read all day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:41am
  • Lmao that's hilarious!!! Gotta be proud of my 954 xD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:30am
  • hilariousss. i legit laughed out loud.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:23pm
  • This was a good night for the people around this person with a sense of humor. Hell, I would've been laughing my ass off right there!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:49am
  • child man hahahaha wow

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:50am
  • youre an idiot 12:58. its pretty obvious that the text was talking about a regular short dude, not a midget. what you did was fucked up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:32am
  • i've known a man-child...its disgusting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:26pm
  • ahh!!! i love the world becuz of this!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:20pm
  • oh my god LOL!!!!!! whoever this is has to be the funniest person alive. if only my friends were this classic!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 1:04am
  • haha. funniest one i've seen in a loooong time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 10:57pm
  • i always laugh when people reply "fake" they do it mostly because they're jealous that they can never partake in awesome texts like these.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:53am
  • LOL I LOVE THIS PERSON

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 1:29pm
  • hahah niceee! i live in the 954 :) and i agree with 1:34 loll

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:10pm
  • By FAR my favorite on this site.

    Submitted by lillers on Oct 14, 10 at 12:00am
  • HAhahahHaHaHahahahahahahahaha OMFG THATS FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:14pm
  • actually lol-ed at this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 10:47pm
  • OMG who did this!!! I actually remember this one!! Call or text Bridget and remind her of this!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:22am
  • Comments like "fake" are so fucking stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 7:01pm
  • ahahahahahahaha i cannot stop laughing i love it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:50am
  • hahaha oh my god, this would be hilarious if it were on video. i would so pay to see it. be my bff :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 6:01pm
  • funniest shit ever!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 3:23pm
  • hahahahaha, this is grand.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 12:16am
  • Evewry time I need a laugh, I read this one. It NEVER fails.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:23pm
  • CHILD MAN! baaahahahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 9:57pm
  • 2:54~ ...she was a show girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:50pm
  • I think this was one of my friends. I'm so proud!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:48am
  • hahhahhahahahaha HAVE A BANANA. i could so see that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:46pm
  • HAHAHAH child maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:29pm
  • Oh Lawd. Hilarious. I'm crying

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 12:23am
  • AAHAHHAHHHHAHHAHAHAH child mannnnn...i literally just laughed out loud.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 8:20pm
  • whaddup broward, I always hope that 954 and 305/786 texts are my friends

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:36pm
  • People say 'fake" because they have no concept of humor and couldn't possibly have friends as funny as the rest of us.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 8:21pm
  • I so love jagerbömbs too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 8:59pm
  • seriously 12:58? And you're proud of what you did and are boasting about it?? You are just a huge douchebag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:21am
  • Why do people say "fake"? Who gives a shit, its funny either way!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:31pm
  • hahahahahhahahahahahahahahah. i want to meet this person!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:22pm
  • child man hahahhaha this is the best one i've read so far

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:50pm
  • "i love you child man" LMFAOO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 9:35pm
  • dear whomever this is to/about: be my friend/boyfriend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:34am
  • LMAO!!! sounds like an amazing evening

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:39pm
  • go broward! sounds like something one of my best friends would say. def. from the 954, too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 10:40pm
  • omg i just found this one and i laughed for about 5 minutes this is great

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 9:00pm
  • LMAAAOOO! omg i almost diedd. CHILD MANN! marry me? who cares if it's fake it's fckn funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:45pm
  • leave it to the 954 <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:31pm
  • Holy fuck thats hilarious

    Submitted by bestueverhad on Mar 22, 11 at 12:51am
  • funniest post on here without a doubt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:12pm
  • LOL "Child man" that is so tastelessly awesome!

    Submitted by PurpleNubian on Aug 24, 10 at 9:41pm
  • hey! This shit happens! I was piss-assed drunk in Wisconsin with a national convention of midgets and some of the shit the other drunks said was hilarious! wrong...but hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:48pm
  • Hah Jan 23 2:07!!! Amazing. What a mess.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 9:39pm
  • I love my zip code! I need to find this person!

    Submitted by nerd4lyfe on Aug 5, 10 at 7:19pm
  • AMAZING! one of the funniest ones I've read yet.

    Submitted by greenbumho on Jan 19, 10 at 8:27pm
  • hahaahahhahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahah omfg i swear i just rolled to the floor laughing to the point of crying! Have a Banana + Child man R THE BEST DRUNK PHRASES EVER! can't read it again, it just makes my cry my sockets off!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:43am
  • Im brazilian and live in broward!! hell yes to the rio de janeiro peeps!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:26am
  • lmaooooo priceless!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 12:06pm
  • LMFAO!!!!! this is NOT fake at all ! ! haha this is my cousin that did this. hahahaha I just found out about this website today, and a few days ago she posted something like "crazy night. still recovering.wish i can remember all of it..." something liek that and one of her friends posted that on her FaceBook page and must have posted it on here as well. this is hillarious. and I said that same thing. I love you Child Man lmao.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 9:28pm
  • This text is awesome. Reminds me the day after my 21st b-day. I yelled "yo, fuck you bitch!!!" at a car as I was crossing a road, and an elderly couple entering a church thought I was yelling at them; then I saw an old man I know, and I go "I'm aliiiive" and gave him a high-five as I walked by.

    Submitted by MrK on Jan 23, 10 at 2:07am
  • If I saw that guy doing that, I would straight up makeout with him.

    Submitted by greenbumho on Feb 2, 10 at 11:21pm
  • OMFG LOLOLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOL CHILD MAN!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AMAAAAAZING!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 8:31am
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