you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
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All the good texts are from Florida...
Agreed 7:01 and 8:21...Buzz Killington up there who doesn't have enough of an imagination to laugh at the thought that somebody might text something like this isn't cool enough to be one of our friends anyway.
Oh man, I want to be friends with this kid! This makes me miss getting stupid drunk! HAHAHA!
bahahahahah! child man?!
that is so perfect!
I really can't stop laughing...I'm effing shaking. loveee it.
let's please be friends, hahahaha.
her name was lola....
gotta love broward county and miami hahahaha
ha! I cannot stop laughihg... child man.. bwahhaha
can these people please be my best friends!?!?!?
omg hahahah just LOLed fo real...this made my day
omg CHILD MAN. that's awesome!!!
haha... I think it's funny when people say 'fake' to a lot of these.
Obviously you've never *really* been that drunk before.
lol please tell me who posted this!!!!!!?
hands down one of the funniest texts on this site
hahahahaha this person rocks !
hahaa i love the 9-5-4
Lmfao. This shit is fucking priceless.
lmfaaaaaooooo child man!!! hahahaha
LMAO!!! So not fake - I've send very similar texts to my friends! Alcohol can make for good entertainment. Child man hahahaha!
I'm with the person who wants to be your best friend. I am DYING!!!!!!
I THINK I JUST PEEEEED!!!!!!!
Yeaaa! 954 represent! : D
i legit laughed out loud.
child man. best thing i've read all day
child man hahahaha wow
This was a good night for the people around this person with a sense of humor. Hell, I would've been laughing my ass off right there!
Lmao that's hilarious!!! Gotta be proud of my 954 xD
i always laugh when people reply "fake"
they do it mostly because they're jealous that they can never partake in awesome texts like these.
By FAR my favorite on this site.
youre an idiot 12:58. its pretty obvious that the text was talking about a regular short dude, not a midget. what you did was fucked up.
i've known a man-child...its disgusting.
i love the world becuz of this!!
oh my god LOL!!!!!!
whoever this is has to be the funniest person alive. if only my friends were this classic!
LOL I LOVE THIS PERSON
haha. funniest one i've seen in a loooong time
hahah niceee! i live in the 954 :)
and i agree with 1:34 loll
HAhahahHaHaHahahahahahahahaha OMFG THATS FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!!!!
Comments like "fake" are so fucking stupid.
hahaha oh my god, this would be hilarious if it were on video. i would so pay to see it.
be my bff :D
OMG who did this!!! I actually remember this one!! Call or text Bridget and remind her of this!!!
hahahahaha, this is grand.
ahahahahahahaha i cannot stop laughing i love it
actually lol-ed at this.
Evewry time I need a laugh, I read this one. It NEVER fails.
funniest shit ever!!
CHILD MAN! baaahahahah
...she was a show girl.
HAHAHAH child maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnn
I so love jagerbömbs too.
hahhahhahahahaha HAVE A BANANA. i could so see that
I think this was one of my friends. I'm so proud!
Oh Lawd. Hilarious. I'm crying
whaddup broward, I always hope that 954 and 305/786 texts are my friends
People say 'fake" because they have no concept of humor and couldn't possibly have friends as funny as the rest of us.
child mannnnn...i literally just laughed out loud.
seriously 12:58? And you're proud of what you did and are boasting about it??
You are just a huge douchebag.
Why do people say "fake"? Who gives a shit, its funny either way!
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahah. i want to meet this person!
child man hahahhaha this is the best one i've read so far
"i love you child man" LMFAOO
dear whomever this is to/about: be my friend/boyfriend.
go broward! sounds like something one of my best friends would say. def. from the 954, too!
omg i just found this one and i laughed for about 5 minutes this is great
LMAO!!! sounds like an amazing evening
LMAAAOOO! omg i almost diedd.
who cares if it's fake it's fckn funny.
leave it to the 954 <3
Holy fuck thats hilarious
funniest post on here without a doubt
LOL "Child man" that is so tastelessly awesome!
hey! This shit happens! I was piss-assed drunk in Wisconsin with a national convention of midgets and some of the shit the other drunks said was hilarious! wrong...but hilarious!
Hah Jan 23 2:07!!! Amazing. What a mess.
I love my zip code! I need to find this person!
AMAZING! one of the funniest ones I've read yet.
omfg i swear i just rolled to the floor laughing to the point of crying! Have a Banana + Child man R THE BEST DRUNK PHRASES EVER!
can't read it again, it just makes my cry my sockets off!
Im brazilian and live in broward!! hell yes to the rio de janeiro peeps!
LMFAO!!!!! this is NOT fake at all ! ! haha this is my cousin that did this. hahahaha I just found out about this website today, and a few days ago she posted something like "crazy night. still recovering.wish i can remember all of it..." something liek that and one of her friends posted that on her FaceBook page and must have posted it on here as well. this is hillarious. and I said that same thing. I love you Child Man lmao.
This text is awesome. Reminds me the day after my 21st b-day. I yelled "yo, fuck you bitch!!!" at a car as I was crossing a road, and an elderly couple entering a church thought I was yelling at them; then I saw an old man I know, and I go "I'm aliiiive" and gave him a high-five as I walked by.
If I saw that guy doing that, I would straight up makeout with him.
OMFG LOLOLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOL CHILD MAN!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AMAAAAAZING!!!!