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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:22pm

    You got off and didn't have to return the favor. What's the problem?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:06pm

    thats fucking awesome. keep him around

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:46pm

    i'd rather him dine and dash than dine and crash.

  • 96 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:14pm

    Wow 10:12 you are looking waaaay too much into it! This is Flippin' funny shit!

  • 92 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:26pm

    This makes me wanna fuck the hell out of a girl tonight. Pussy is great...

  • 79 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 5:38pm

    Hey dumb ignorant kids. Dine and dash isn't a fucking cell phone game you retarded peices of shit it means to go to a restorant (or in this case your girlfriends house) then eat the food (or pussy) then instead of paying for the food you run away.

  • 86 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:46pm

    almost the same, from june: (518): after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.

  • 68 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:56am

    If someone blew me and left. I'd be tickled fucking pink with that

  • 62 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:01pm

    Like anyone would actually believe this is a real legitimate text

  • 62 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 1:43pm

    10:46 - Thank you for realizing this is a copied text from june and not giving him any credit. I appreciate your intelligence!

  • 64 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:42pm

    well hopefully you got yours and he is just corny like that

  • 61 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 9:57pm

    That's funny I'm a diner and dasher as well

  • 64 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:02am

    Tempted to buy shirt.

  • 60 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:00pm

    That's fucking hilarious

  • 77 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:18pm

    Hey 1012 that is absurd dude, he was just Making a damn joke.

  • 65 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:06pm

    Dat fuck'd up babe! Let get back at his ass just let me eat your pussy for a few hours like a real man would. :-)

  • 73 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:43pm

    Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11

  • 60 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:54am

    HAve some class bitch, find better wording; fuck, your tongue is nasty.

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:04am

    it must suck to know that you mean absolutely nothing to this guy

  • 69 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:12pm

    Personally, I would have used "chew and screw". But that works as well.

  • 62 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:59pm

    That man sounds like a keeper!

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 3:04pm

    You represent Arlington well. I'm proud.

  • 55 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:13am

    good call 10:46. i think this one is funnier though

  • 61 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:00pm

    Pardon 10:12 for using insight and intelligence.

  • 63 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:46am

    This is already been said... Repeat!!! Bitches!!!!

  • 51 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:19pm

    Ya'll is so nasty and do not call this girl a whore u act like a guy has nvr eatin u out and then left

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:20pm

    My boyfriend eats my pussy every nite

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 8:45pm

    Thank u 5:38

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:28am

    The fact that a few of you can recall verbatim the text that is similar to this one is HILARIOUS. Not going to lie....I procrastinate on this site all the time but damn! Copy and paste 12/12 10:46?!

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:03am

    I think the guy had another bitch lined up and was moving on up to a better piece of ass

  • 55 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 12:31am

    Really tfln??? Two in a row about stupid cell phone games. Stupid fucking shit. Get new ops u stupid fucks.

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:57pm

    well i hope you at least finished first

  • 53 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 12:34pm

    NO ONE GIVES A FUCK IF ITS A REPEAT OR IF ITS FAKE, ITS STILL FUCKING FUNNY SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

  • 49 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 1:00am

    That's how we do it fort worth

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:26pm

    11:29----you're FLIPPING so right

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:28pm

    REPEAT!!! TFLN - I challenge you to post funny shit on here.

  • 51 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:18pm

    This website blows weiner

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:38pm

    Funkyyy town

  • 57 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:13pm

    10:12 - EXACTLY!!!!!!

  • 42 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:34pm

    He most likely started thinking of spoiled tunafish and had too get out of there slut

  • 53 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:37pm

    haha awesome. gett soommmee.

  • 52 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:02pm

    Did you every stop and think that maybe your vag needs a douche. You should have been blowing him at the same time anyway.

  • 53 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 1:08pm

    Stolen from another website... but it is funny

  • 54 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:59pm

    11:22 - 11:00 is a she, but thank you.

  • 42 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 1:09pm

    That guy reads the black cat series... That's where that term was coined.

  • 44 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:01am

    unoriginal!! heard this on here before

  • 48 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:05pm

    So you weren't worth fucking.... If this was even real

  • 53 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 9:10am

    There will always be someone watching The Three Stooges for the first time

  • 40 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:22pm

    Keep around a boy who doesn't expect to return the favor or always go first.

  • 46 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:04pm

    Lisa Berg and Jake Bos?

  • 13 21
    Submitted by calisurfgrl on Sep 26, 12 at 1:18am

    👏👍