He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
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You got off and didn't have to return the favor. What's the problem?
thats fucking awesome. keep him around
Wow 10:12 you are looking waaaay too much into it! This is Flippin' funny shit!
i'd rather him dine and dash than dine and crash.
This makes me wanna fuck the hell out of a girl tonight. Pussy is great...
Hey dumb ignorant kids. Dine and dash isn't a fucking cell phone game you retarded peices of shit it means to go to a restorant (or in this case your girlfriends house) then eat the food (or pussy) then instead of paying for the food you run away.
almost the same, from june: (518): after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Tempted to buy shirt.
well hopefully you got yours and he is just corny like that
That's funny I'm a diner and dasher as well
Pardon 10:12 for using insight and intelligence.
The fact that a few of you can recall verbatim the text that is similar to this one is HILARIOUS. Not going to lie....I procrastinate on this site all the time but damn! Copy and paste 12/12 10:46?!
well i hope you at least finished first
Personally, I would have used "chew and screw". But that works as well.
That's fucking hilarious
Like anyone would actually believe this is a real legitimate text
Dat fuck'd up babe! Let get back at his ass just let me eat your pussy for a few hours like a real man would. :-)
10:46 - Thank you for realizing this is a copied text from june and not giving him any credit. I appreciate your intelligence!
If someone blew me and left. I'd be tickled fucking pink with that
Hey 1012 that is absurd dude, he was just
Making a damn joke.
I think the guy had another bitch lined up and was moving on up to a better piece of ass
My boyfriend eats my pussy every nite
That's how we do it fort worth
10:12 - EXACTLY!!!!!!
You represent Arlington well. I'm proud.
This is already been said... Repeat!!! Bitches!!!!
NO ONE GIVES A FUCK IF ITS A REPEAT OR IF ITS FAKE, ITS STILL FUCKING FUNNY SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Ya'll is so nasty and do not call this girl a whore u act like a guy has nvr eatin u out and then left
That man sounds like a keeper!
it must suck to know that you mean absolutely nothing to this guy
unoriginal!! heard this on here before
Keep around a boy who doesn't expect to return the favor or always go first.
Really tfln??? Two in a row about stupid cell phone games. Stupid fucking shit. Get new ops u stupid fucks.
good call 10:46. i think this one is funnier though
Did you every stop and think that maybe your vag needs a douche. You should have been blowing him at the same time anyway.
Thank u 5:38
He most likely started thinking of spoiled tunafish and had too get out of there slut
11:29----you're FLIPPING so right
HAve some class bitch, find better wording; fuck, your tongue is nasty.
Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11
That guy reads the black cat series... That's where that term was coined.
haha awesome. gett soommmee.
There will always be someone watching The Three Stooges for the first time
This website blows weiner
So you weren't worth fucking.... If this was even real
Stolen from another website... but it is funny
REPEAT!!! TFLN - I challenge you to post funny shit on here.
11:22 - 11:00 is a she, but thank you.
Lisa Berg and Jake Bos?