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  • You got off and didn't have to return the favor. What's the problem?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:22pm
  • thats fucking awesome. keep him around

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:06pm
  • Wow 10:12 you are looking waaaay too much into it! This is Flippin' funny shit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:14pm
  • i'd rather him dine and dash than dine and crash.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:46pm
  • This makes me wanna fuck the hell out of a girl tonight. Pussy is great...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:26pm
  • Hey dumb ignorant kids. Dine and dash isn't a fucking cell phone game you retarded peices of shit it means to go to a restorant (or in this case your girlfriends house) then eat the food (or pussy) then instead of paying for the food you run away.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 5:38pm
  • almost the same, from june: (518): after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:46pm
  • Tempted to buy shirt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:02am
  • That's funny I'm a diner and dasher as well

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 9:57pm
  • well hopefully you got yours and he is just corny like that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:42pm
  • Pardon 10:12 for using insight and intelligence.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:00pm
  • If someone blew me and left. I'd be tickled fucking pink with that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:56am
  • The fact that a few of you can recall verbatim the text that is similar to this one is HILARIOUS. Not going to lie....I procrastinate on this site all the time but damn! Copy and paste 12/12 10:46?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:28am
  • well i hope you at least finished first

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:57pm
  • Hey 1012 that is absurd dude, he was just Making a damn joke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:18pm
  • That's fucking hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:00pm
  • Dat fuck'd up babe! Let get back at his ass just let me eat your pussy for a few hours like a real man would. :-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:06pm
  • 10:46 - Thank you for realizing this is a copied text from june and not giving him any credit. I appreciate your intelligence!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 1:43pm
  • Like anyone would actually believe this is a real legitimate text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:01pm
  • Personally, I would have used "chew and screw". But that works as well.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:12pm
  • My boyfriend eats my pussy every nite

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:20pm
  • Really tfln??? Two in a row about stupid cell phone games. Stupid fucking shit. Get new ops u stupid fucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 12:31am
  • You represent Arlington well. I'm proud.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 3:04pm
  • That man sounds like a keeper!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:59pm
  • Ya'll is so nasty and do not call this girl a whore u act like a guy has nvr eatin u out and then left

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:19pm
  • it must suck to know that you mean absolutely nothing to this guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:04am
  • I think the guy had another bitch lined up and was moving on up to a better piece of ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:03am
  • That's how we do it fort worth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 1:00am
  • This is already been said... Repeat!!! Bitches!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:46am
  • 11:29----you're FLIPPING so right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:26pm
  • good call 10:46. i think this one is funnier though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:13am
  • unoriginal!! heard this on here before

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:01am
  • He most likely started thinking of spoiled tunafish and had too get out of there slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:34pm
  • HAve some class bitch, find better wording; fuck, your tongue is nasty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:54am
  • 10:12 - EXACTLY!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:13pm
  • Funkyyy town

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:38pm
  • Did you every stop and think that maybe your vag needs a douche. You should have been blowing him at the same time anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:02pm
  • Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:43pm
  • Thank u 5:38

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 8:45pm
  • NO ONE GIVES A FUCK IF ITS A REPEAT OR IF ITS FAKE, ITS STILL FUCKING FUNNY SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 12:34pm
  • haha awesome. gett soommmee.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:37pm
  • Keep around a boy who doesn't expect to return the favor or always go first.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:22pm
  • This website blows weiner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:18pm
  • So you weren't worth fucking.... If this was even real

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:05pm
  • There will always be someone watching The Three Stooges for the first time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 9:10am
  • That guy reads the black cat series... That's where that term was coined.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 1:09pm
  • 👏👍

    Submitted by calisurfgrl on Sep 26, 12 at 1:18am
  • Stolen from another website... but it is funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 1:08pm
  • 11:22 - 11:00 is a she, but thank you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:59pm
  • Lisa Berg and Jake Bos?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:04pm
  • REPEAT!!! TFLN - I challenge you to post funny shit on here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:28pm