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  • Seriously, you'll need to do better than frozen meals and liquor. Us bachelors can get that on our own without you.

    Submitted by regalbeagle on Sep 1, 10 at 11:56am
  • You're not gonna get a boyfriend unless you can cook better than lean cuisine.

    Submitted by mwaha on Sep 1, 10 at 11:11am
  • Then you can have tequila and tube steak with a side of duck butter

    Submitted by rustybucket on Sep 1, 10 at 3:15pm
  • U need to get fucking!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 10 at 11:09am
  • You gotta give to get, darlin'. http://whatidesiredtosay.wordpress.com

    Submitted by Le_Todd on Sep 1, 10 at 11:38am
  • rustybucket, you forgot that her tubesteak should be smothered in underwear with a side of ballsmick vinegar.

    Submitted by destructo on Sep 2, 10 at 3:28am
  • Been there... Last night...I need a boyfriend too.

    Submitted by 313penthouse on Sep 4, 10 at 3:34am
  • you need to get fucking laid. end of story.

    Submitted by K66Aggression on Sep 1, 10 at 11:08am
  • Nice I had beer and jäger bombs for breakfast

    Submitted by devildog768 on Sep 2, 10 at 1:18am