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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:14pm

    lmao why do these always end in "pick me up please"? Why do sluts never have their own car...??

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      Submitted by mumfackler on Jun 19, 12 at 9:47pm

      She was to drunk to drive?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:33pm

    You guys are douchebags. 8:00's post was fucking hilarious. Take a joke, Christ.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:06pm

    THIS is F*CKING AWSOME. First time on the site and I am LMFAO

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:14pm

    yeah nuva ring is actually really good. and hasnt fallen out for me, maybe you girls are little more worn out possibly? but my boyfriend never has a problem and cant feel it inside me. so that's a huge plus.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:58pm

    i like to fuck cantalopes......i NEVER have problems like that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:23pm

    getoveryourselfgetoveryourselfgetoveryourself

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:16pm

    uummm i had a dude pull out and my nuevaring was hullahooped around his dick....and he turned me around and said...um what is this and then gave it back to me so we could continue lol

    • Submitted by TheSqueaker on Jul 6, 11 at 8:16am

      i think its happened to most of us who use nuevaring. u know its happened to me too

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:41pm

    i love the arguement about why "sluts don't have cars" really?? cuz if i'm drunk as shit the night before i'm not being a dumb fuck and driving sluts they may be... but at least they have "some" sense

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 7:31pm

    howard county area code for the person responding... i probably know them i have the exact same area code...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:47pm

    Let's see... Have to worry about taking a pill every day, have a 'nuva ring' up my vagina, or get a shot once every three months... It's such a hard choice? I think I'll stick with the shot. The 'nuva ring' is fucking retarted.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:15pm

    I hooked up with a chick wearing a nuva ring. i didn't mind touching it with my fingers or dick but it creeped me out to go down on her knowing it was in there.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:30pm

    10:54 Don't be fooled, he's probably 12 and hasn't passed 5' yet.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:09pm

    8:00.. "my dick ain't sharing" Dude, if you were getting any you wouldn't be sitting on this site talking about it.... Get over yourself...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:36am

    Apparantly some of you don't know how a vagina works. Unless the muscles are TORN a baby does little to the size of the vagina. The muscles and tissues of a vagina go back to normal after about six to eight weeks.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:43pm

    It's not like NuvaRings fall out cuz you're loose, it's more like you're so tight that once you add something else in there (like a cock), they shoot out across the room. The website says to rinse it off and put it back in, which is a good reason to switch birth control methods.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:56pm

    now I want to stick a glowstick up there just to see what its like.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:48pm

    some gynos wont give you an IUD if you havent had a kid... i hate my doctor... I have the nuvaring right now and with the exception of one time its stays... the one time it came out it was on my bf dick like a game a horse shoe when he pulled out... he was confused but then quickly got over it and got to business again

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:00am

    1:11, the only birth control method protecting against STDs is a condom. So if you think you're in the clear from being on the pill then you might wanna get that checked, slutta.

  • Submitted by lizbabyy_x3 on Mar 28, 10 at 1:37am

    thats funny. and its not just Howard county area code. I live in queen annes county and got the same one.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:42pm

    Or they can not choose birth control at all. I know I couldn't remember to take a pill every day, so the pill would be ineffective for me. Quit being selfish.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:00am

    One word on birth control ladies: Implanon.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 2:17pm

    Ahhaha i love long island

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:30pm

    only in nassau county. awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:56pm

    those things are crap, get the pill

  • Submitted by tigerpaw on Jun 3, 10 at 10:38am

    8:00, call me. You seem like my kind of guy(:

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:32pm

    8:53 let me guess your 6'11 lying down right? stfu and get over yourself

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:59pm

    it concerns me how many times i've read on here that someone's nuva ring has fallen out, been pulled out, etc. i know what i'm never choosing as my form of birth control.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:57pm

    Mine falls out during sex too...its like a ring toss.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:15pm

    hahahah they don't, do they 7:14??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 12:18pm

    That's damn funny.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:59pm

    Get over yourself....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:51am

    Hey, I think 8:00/9:36/whatever fuck else times he's posted is gone. As for the nuvaring thing... never seen one. Ever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 6:10am

    wait he didnt care to ask why a glow stick was in your vagina? who the fuck puts a glowstick in their vagina? and the shit doesnt even glow!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 6:09am

    lmfao!!!! hahahhahahahah daaaayyuuuummm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:30pm

    I would have eaten it. (the nuva ring)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:41pm

    8:31 must have a tiny penis and how does it fall out? that doesnt sound very sanitary

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 9:00pm

    my area code!!! Nassau County represent!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:18pm

    because more than likely if they did drive.. their friends that came with her, needed a ride home.. so they took her car.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:31am

    LMFAO!!!!!! 7:22~~~~~GREAT ANSWER!!!! LOVE IT

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 11:59am

    Such a valid question

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:30pm

    When it happened to me I thought it was a hair-tie.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 2:48pm

    I still think this is the best one ever

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 8:47pm

    you def had it in wrong

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 9:57am

    I always wondered how well the nuvaring stayed in. I guess my question has been answered. (BTW, another IUD gal here.)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:53pm

    GETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR YOURSELFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:30am

    kj you're a crazy crazy bitch!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 12:00am

    Makes me laugh everytime I see this :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:49pm

    Also both parties can't even feel it unless he's fingering you. Only downside is you are more likely to get yeast infections.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:13am

    8:00 is my fucking hero

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:07pm

    the ring is sooo much more convenient than a pill. I've been on it for 4 years, and it's NEVER fallen out during sex or anything. I cant even imagine trying to take a pill every day now. try the ring, its great!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:42pm

    maybe her pussy is like "throwing a hot dog down a hall way" and it just falls out cuz she's such a whore... ??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:49pm

    yeah 8:00 get over yourself and your lack of a decent size penis.... Maybe you will get laid one day....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:24pm

    damn your shit must be stretched out if it falls out of there...here is an idea, instead of putting it inside you try holding it between your legs, cause the world doesn't need you reproducing.

  • Submitted by lexia0421 on Dec 28, 10 at 1:04am

    I love this! LOL! I use to use the nuvaring and it usually ended up around my bf's d**k. Eventually it felt like a game to try and find the damn thing after sex!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 11:46pm

    I laughed so hard MY nuva ring fell out!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:44pm

    I don't know why, but i laughed so fucking hard when i read this shit!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:29pm

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahAHAHAH

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:47pm

    i'd shove that nuva ring in my mouth n suck on it like a joll

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:11am

    8:00 Sorry about your small penis. You should probably be nicer since your dick is small and you are obviously ugly. Get over yourself. Oh and it's hilarious how you keep looking to see what people are saying about you. Lol! Girl who sent this text: NuvaRing doesn't protect against STDs so you might wanna get that checked. Slutta!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:39pm

    seriously 8:00 get over yourself

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:36pm

    you should go to "ijustwanttotellyou" site and let him know what happened haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:29pm

    hahahahahhahahahhaha...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:25pm

    Because you're such a Rhodes Scholar calling people names on TFLN, 7:23.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:30pm

    I heard 3 hrs too. But I had to switch off the ring after I tried it, it kept slipping out and contrary to the redundant "you're so loose it falls out" I do my kegel exercises and I think it's having a nice tight vagina that rejects it. Anyways my coworkers gf was on it and he said sometimes it scratched his dick. Too much hassle, I'll stick with the pill- set you cell reminder ladies!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:40pm

    Am I the only person that had to google what a nuva ring was? Can't you just take the pill? Geez, must be an American thing...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 5:23pm

    Hahahahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:50pm

    9:45 i agree - i;ve had plenty of rough sex with my nuva ring and if anything it just gets deeper up in there. and btw, the ring kicks ass. who wants to remember to take a pill every day? you only have to worry about the nuva ring once a month...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:59am

    1:13 - we all know you are 8:00 so stfu - you're not convincing anyone but yourself

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 9:24pm

    FYI you are protected for three hours after you take it out.........................

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:00pm

    Nuvaring is a piece of shit stuck up your pussy. My dick aint sharing. It's his space. Get that bullshit out of there and take the pill like a normal fucking human being. Jesus.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:01pm

    HA! I've had that exact situation happen more than once!!! It can freak a guy out!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:11pm

    8:00, get over yourself, douchebag. and they might not have their cars because they were drunk the night before, thus the one night stand...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:58pm

    Ahahahahaha I love the reactions to my nuva ring

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:42pm

    i loveeee the nuva ring... i had to switch back to the pill for hormone levels (i'm an egg donor) and i can't wait til this is done with so i can go back to it... i'm terrible at taking the pill everyday

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:04pm

    yeah, i agree 1:43. just saying "ohhhh dear, it fell out, let me stick it back up there..." seems rather haphazard and i would be afraid to rely on it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:41pm

    Nuvaring is more reliable than the pill if you aren't a dumbass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 5:14pm

    hahahahahha this is great

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:36am

    having something up there for a month kinda freaks me out im not gonna lie. can you feel it up there? or is it a feeling you just get used to?

    • Submitted by TheSqueaker on Jul 6, 11 at 8:27am

      as long as you put it in high enough you dont really feel it after the first couple days. i can still sorta tell its there, but i kno a lot of women who dont feel it at all

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:13pm

    My boyfriend loves the "extra texture" of my nuva ring.

  • Submitted by SexyGrl_luvs_u on May 17, 10 at 11:53pm

    Holy shit!!! Is this my sister???

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:48am

    8:00, if I had to choose between your dick and a Nuva ring, it would be the ring, so shut the fuck up.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:54pm

    I'm torn... 8:00 sounds a little douchey, but the idea of a 6'11 guy is pretty friggin hot...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:26pm

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha this is one of the best

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:36pm

    NUVA! god bless that thing :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 8:10pm

    Mine doesn't fall out...I push it out. Not very often though. Sometimes I will just take it out because you can remove it for up the 3 hours without affecting the effectiveness. I love how guys always want to give women advice on birth control. If it your uterus? No. How many women have told you what condoms to buy? Probably not many. If they do, they don't call you a "fucking idiot" for using a condom they don't like.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:21pm

    I was on the nuvaring for over a year and whenever i had sex it pushed the ring out. My doctor said to just take it out before sex and that i would be protected as long as i put it back in within two hours... i switched to the shot, much more effective.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:23pm

    hahaha 7:22 so true! but most morons on this site couldnt figure that shit out

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:07pm

    7:06-- your pussy must be an infinite abyss.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 11:38pm

    I just got the ring. Anybody wanna try it out? 707-775-7477. -Carrie

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      Submitted by mumfackler on Jun 19, 12 at 9:58pm

      WOW! ARE YOU RETARDED?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:37pm

    wow... that happened to me... except he thought it was a piercing. how f***ing stupid!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:30pm

    Amen 8:52. I love my mirena.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:55pm

    Get over yourself 8:53, really

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:46am

    I love this!!! Bhaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:04am

    good to know i'm not the only one who thought it was a glow stick.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:06pm

    at least you found yours. i never found mine.

  • Submitted by nameinlights25 on Oct 11, 10 at 1:38am

    i find it funny that i just saw a text about finding a glow stick up a chicks vag....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:25am

    all these strange BC methods, but still no BC dart gun. :(

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:03pm

    1:43-i just pictured a glowstick flying out of a vagina across the room and hitting the wall. sweet.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:21pm

    7:07 FTW lmao that was hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:51pm

    hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:47pm

    8:41, the text doesn't say anything about drinking, some girls are slutty with out the help of alcohol... Thus the argument applies to this text

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:45pm

    lol. his stupidity is too humorous to warrant my contempt. Ladies, if your fuck buddies were doing it right, your nuva ring wouldn't fall out (mine always seems more secure after a proper fuck).

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:51pm

    9:36... my thoughts exactly

  • Submitted by xomarebearxo on Feb 26, 11 at 5:54am

    I fucking love living on long island... 516 represent<3

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 5:27pm

    Totally had that happen to me. Multiple times. Sometimes guys just get annoyed by it and figure it doesn't matter that much (p.s. it really doesn't matter that much... just wash it off and throw it back in there)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:26am

    CUNTPUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:07am

    I hate that damn thing

  • Submitted by mybizzy on Apr 3, 10 at 2:29am

    Slore!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 8:22am

    Haha thats funny as hell why wouldnt he ask about the glow stick.. you know he is fucking nasty girls!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:22pm

    7:14, if they could drive they wouldn't need to send stupid texts. This is a site for stupid texts, therefore a lot of what we see has to do with sluts asking for rides. It's kinda like how at an AA meeting you're more likely to find people with alcohol issues.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:35am

    Best response ever!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:37am

    ^^ Lame. Real men do a FALCON PUNCH!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:52pm

    That's why IUD's kick all other birth control's ass...don't have to worry about it falling out, don't have to remember to take it....it just settles into it's home and does its job.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 11:00am

    i've never not worn a condom so i don't really know about nuvarings or iuds and what not. i know they exist but never encountered one. afraid of diseases so i wrap it up.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:46pm

    If the guy has a big enough dick there won't be room for it to fall out. Or if you just say "hey I'm on the ring" he doesn't pull it out. Problem solved. Personally I'm a fan of the first option.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:04pm

    What's up with all these women losing their Nuva rings? Sounds like girls are such whores these days, that their pussies are getting stretched out. (like a flashlight in a cave!). Looks like they are gonna have to start making bigger nuva rings!

    • Submitted by TheSqueaker on Jul 6, 11 at 8:25am

      the ring is more likely to come out if the girl is tight, because there's nowhere the ring can move other than out. i've had sex about 3 times and it always pops out, simply because there isnt enough space.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 10:20pm

    Haha that's hilarious!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:36pm

    9:33 is 8:00 pretending to be someone else

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:31pm

    8:00 here, I get laid plenty, so you two can go fuck yourselves immediately. Glad you both said "get over yourself." Who says that in real life? Really? Fucking dipshits.

  • Submitted by jessic2903 on Mar 1, 11 at 5:08pm

    Lmao.. Def had me rolling..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:59am

    usually you cant get the iud unless you've had a kid...so all you moms with your stretched out vaginas and diaper bags on your shoulders can get over yourselves for having it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:08am

    your MOSTLY finding alcohol issues at AA? WTF? are you fucking high right now? or just really, really stupid.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:53pm

    My dick is bigger than yours. I'm 6'11" it can only be so small. It's okay to be jealous. Also, the next person who says "Get over yourself" gets cuntpunched.

  • Submitted by lomako on Feb 15, 11 at 11:31pm

    Haha i ve done the same thing before i thought it was a braclet thou

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:27pm

    NuvaRing makes for great stories. My current was fingering me, pulled his fingers out, and goes "What's that?"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:36am

    People who say "retarted" are retarded.

  • Submitted by TheSqueaker on Jul 6, 11 at 8:18am

    its happened to me before. hell, my man knows its there and it still freaks him out if it comes out

  • Submitted by thatkiddownthe on Jul 15, 11 at 4:00am

    Glow in the dark dildo...