Have some text gold?

Comments

You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • You guys are douchebags. 8:00's post was fucking hilarious. Take a joke, Christ.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:33pm
  • lmao why do these always end in "pick me up please"? Why do sluts never have their own car...??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:14pm
  • uummm i had a dude pull out and my nuevaring was hullahooped around his dick....and he turned me around and said...um what is this and then gave it back to me so we could continue lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:16pm
    • i think its happened to most of us who use nuevaring. u know its happened to me too

      Submitted by TheSqueaker on Jul 6, 11 at 8:16am
  • yeah nuva ring is actually really good. and hasnt fallen out for me, maybe you girls are little more worn out possibly? but my boyfriend never has a problem and cant feel it inside me. so that's a huge plus.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:14pm
  • Let's see... Have to worry about taking a pill every day, have a 'nuva ring' up my vagina, or get a shot once every three months... It's such a hard choice? I think I'll stick with the shot. The 'nuva ring' is fucking retarted.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:47pm
  • i like to fuck cantalopes......i NEVER have problems like that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:58pm
  • THIS is F*CKING AWSOME. First time on the site and I am LMFAO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:06pm
  • getoveryourselfgetoveryourselfgetoveryourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:23pm
  • Mine falls out during sex too...its like a ring toss.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:57pm
  • 8:00.. "my dick ain't sharing" Dude, if you were getting any you wouldn't be sitting on this site talking about it.... Get over yourself...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:09pm
  • howard county area code for the person responding... i probably know them i have the exact same area code...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 7:31pm
  • 10:54 Don't be fooled, he's probably 12 and hasn't passed 5' yet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:30pm
  • my area code!!! Nassau County represent!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 9:00pm
  • Apparantly some of you don't know how a vagina works. Unless the muscles are TORN a baby does little to the size of the vagina. The muscles and tissues of a vagina go back to normal after about six to eight weeks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:36am
  • because more than likely if they did drive.. their friends that came with her, needed a ride home.. so they took her car.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:18pm
  • i love the arguement about why "sluts don't have cars" really?? cuz if i'm drunk as shit the night before i'm not being a dumb fuck and driving sluts they may be... but at least they have "some" sense

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:41pm
  • Such a valid question

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 11:59am
  • I hooked up with a chick wearing a nuva ring. i didn't mind touching it with my fingers or dick but it creeped me out to go down on her knowing it was in there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:15pm
  • Get over yourself....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:59pm
  • 8:31 must have a tiny penis and how does it fall out? that doesnt sound very sanitary

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:41pm
  • That's damn funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 12:18pm
  • some gynos wont give you an IUD if you havent had a kid... i hate my doctor... I have the nuvaring right now and with the exception of one time its stays... the one time it came out it was on my bf dick like a game a horse shoe when he pulled out... he was confused but then quickly got over it and got to business again

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:48pm
  • only in nassau county. awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:30pm
  • you def had it in wrong

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 8:47pm
  • Or they can not choose birth control at all. I know I couldn't remember to take a pill every day, so the pill would be ineffective for me. Quit being selfish.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:42pm
  • maybe her pussy is like "throwing a hot dog down a hall way" and it just falls out cuz she's such a whore... ??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:42pm
  • it concerns me how many times i've read on here that someone's nuva ring has fallen out, been pulled out, etc. i know what i'm never choosing as my form of birth control.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:59pm
  • FYI you are protected for three hours after you take it out.........................

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 9:24pm
  • It's not like NuvaRings fall out cuz you're loose, it's more like you're so tight that once you add something else in there (like a cock), they shoot out across the room. The website says to rinse it off and put it back in, which is a good reason to switch birth control methods.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:43pm
  • hahahah they don't, do they 7:14??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:15pm
  • thats funny. and its not just Howard county area code. I live in queen annes county and got the same one.

    Submitted by lizbabyy_x3 on Mar 28, 10 at 1:37am
  • 1:11, the only birth control method protecting against STDs is a condom. So if you think you're in the clear from being on the pill then you might wanna get that checked, slutta.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:00am
  • I love this! LOL! I use to use the nuvaring and it usually ended up around my bf's d**k. Eventually it felt like a game to try and find the damn thing after sex!

    Submitted by lexia0421 on Dec 28, 10 at 1:04am
  • 9:45 i agree - i;ve had plenty of rough sex with my nuva ring and if anything it just gets deeper up in there. and btw, the ring kicks ass. who wants to remember to take a pill every day? you only have to worry about the nuva ring once a month...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:50pm
  • seriously 8:00 get over yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:39pm
  • lmfao!!!! hahahhahahahah daaaayyuuuummm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 6:09am
  • I don't know why, but i laughed so fucking hard when i read this shit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:44pm
  • 8:00 is my fucking hero

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:13am
  • LMFAO!!!!!! 7:22~~~~~GREAT ANSWER!!!! LOVE IT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:31am
  • yeah 8:00 get over yourself and your lack of a decent size penis.... Maybe you will get laid one day....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:49pm
  • I still think this is the best one ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 2:48pm
  • kj you're a crazy crazy bitch!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:30am
  • I would have eaten it. (the nuva ring)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:30pm
  • now I want to stick a glowstick up there just to see what its like.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:56pm
  • hahahahahhahahahhaha...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:29pm
  • i loveeee the nuva ring... i had to switch back to the pill for hormone levels (i'm an egg donor) and i can't wait til this is done with so i can go back to it... i'm terrible at taking the pill everyday

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:42pm
  • 8:00, call me. You seem like my kind of guy(:

    Submitted by tigerpaw on Jun 3, 10 at 10:38am
  • hahahahahha this is great

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 5:14pm
  • Am I the only person that had to google what a nuva ring was? Can't you just take the pill? Geez, must be an American thing...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:40pm
  • 8:00 Sorry about your small penis. You should probably be nicer since your dick is small and you are obviously ugly. Get over yourself. Oh and it's hilarious how you keep looking to see what people are saying about you. Lol! Girl who sent this text: NuvaRing doesn't protect against STDs so you might wanna get that checked. Slutta!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:11am
  • Hey, I think 8:00/9:36/whatever fuck else times he's posted is gone. As for the nuvaring thing... never seen one. Ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:51am
  • NUVA! god bless that thing :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:36pm
  • i'd shove that nuva ring in my mouth n suck on it like a joll

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:47pm
  • I was on the nuvaring for over a year and whenever i had sex it pushed the ring out. My doctor said to just take it out before sex and that i would be protected as long as i put it back in within two hours... i switched to the shot, much more effective.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:21pm
  • When it happened to me I thought it was a hair-tie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:30pm
  • 8:53 let me guess your 6'11 lying down right? stfu and get over yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:32pm
  • damn your shit must be stretched out if it falls out of there...here is an idea, instead of putting it inside you try holding it between your legs, cause the world doesn't need you reproducing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:24pm
  • 1:43-i just pictured a glowstick flying out of a vagina across the room and hitting the wall. sweet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:03pm
  • Ahhaha i love long island

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 2:17pm
  • I just got the ring. Anybody wanna try it out? 707-775-7477. -Carrie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 11:38pm
  • wait he didnt care to ask why a glow stick was in your vagina? who the fuck puts a glowstick in their vagina? and the shit doesnt even glow!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 6:10am
  • Also both parties can't even feel it unless he's fingering you. Only downside is you are more likely to get yeast infections.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:49pm
  • yeah, i agree 1:43. just saying "ohhhh dear, it fell out, let me stick it back up there..." seems rather haphazard and i would be afraid to rely on it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:04pm
  • Makes me laugh everytime I see this :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 12:00am
  • HA! I've had that exact situation happen more than once!!! It can freak a guy out!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:01pm
  • Mine doesn't fall out...I push it out. Not very often though. Sometimes I will just take it out because you can remove it for up the 3 hours without affecting the effectiveness. I love how guys always want to give women advice on birth control. If it your uterus? No. How many women have told you what condoms to buy? Probably not many. If they do, they don't call you a "fucking idiot" for using a condom they don't like.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 8:10pm
  • 7:06-- your pussy must be an infinite abyss.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:07pm
  • good to know i'm not the only one who thought it was a glow stick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:04am
  • lol. his stupidity is too humorous to warrant my contempt. Ladies, if your fuck buddies were doing it right, your nuva ring wouldn't fall out (mine always seems more secure after a proper fuck).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:45pm
  • Ahahahahaha I love the reactions to my nuva ring

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:58pm
  • One word on birth control ladies: Implanon.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:00am
  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha this is one of the best

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:26pm
  • I hate that damn thing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:07am
  • aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahAHAHAH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:29pm
  • Holy shit!!! Is this my sister???

    Submitted by SexyGrl_luvs_u on May 17, 10 at 11:53pm
  • 8:00, if I had to choose between your dick and a Nuva ring, it would be the ring, so shut the fuck up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:48am
  • you should go to "ijustwanttotellyou" site and let him know what happened haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:36pm
  • I'm torn... 8:00 sounds a little douchey, but the idea of a 6'11 guy is pretty friggin hot...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:54pm
  • Hahahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 5:23pm
  • I laughed so hard MY nuva ring fell out!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 11:46pm
  • Totally had that happen to me. Multiple times. Sometimes guys just get annoyed by it and figure it doesn't matter that much (p.s. it really doesn't matter that much... just wash it off and throw it back in there)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 5:27pm
  • Because you're such a Rhodes Scholar calling people names on TFLN, 7:23.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:25pm
  • Nuvaring is a piece of shit stuck up your pussy. My dick aint sharing. It's his space. Get that bullshit out of there and take the pill like a normal fucking human being. Jesus.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:00pm
  • I love this!!! Bhaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:46am
  • 8:00, get over yourself, douchebag. and they might not have their cars because they were drunk the night before, thus the one night stand...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:11pm
  • at least you found yours. i never found mine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:06pm
  • 1:13 - we all know you are 8:00 so stfu - you're not convincing anyone but yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:59am
  • Best response ever!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:35am
  • Nuvaring is more reliable than the pill if you aren't a dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:41pm
  • Haha i ve done the same thing before i thought it was a braclet thou

    Submitted by lomako on Feb 15, 11 at 11:31pm
  • all these strange BC methods, but still no BC dart gun. :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:25am
  • I always wondered how well the nuvaring stayed in. I guess my question has been answered. (BTW, another IUD gal here.)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 9:57am
  • GETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR YOURSELFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:53pm
  • i've never not worn a condom so i don't really know about nuvarings or iuds and what not. i know they exist but never encountered one. afraid of diseases so i wrap it up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 11:00am
  • the ring is sooo much more convenient than a pill. I've been on it for 4 years, and it's NEVER fallen out during sex or anything. I cant even imagine trying to take a pill every day now. try the ring, its great!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:07pm
  • I heard 3 hrs too. But I had to switch off the ring after I tried it, it kept slipping out and contrary to the redundant "you're so loose it falls out" I do my kegel exercises and I think it's having a nice tight vagina that rejects it. Anyways my coworkers gf was on it and he said sometimes it scratched his dick. Too much hassle, I'll stick with the pill- set you cell reminder ladies!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:30pm
  • My dick is bigger than yours. I'm 6'11" it can only be so small. It's okay to be jealous. Also, the next person who says "Get over yourself" gets cuntpunched.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:53pm
  • those things are crap, get the pill

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:56pm
  • Lmao.. Def had me rolling..

    Submitted by jessic2903 on Mar 1, 11 at 5:08pm
  • Haha that's hilarious!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 10:20pm
  • If the guy has a big enough dick there won't be room for it to fall out. Or if you just say "hey I'm on the ring" he doesn't pull it out. Problem solved. Personally I'm a fan of the first option.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:46pm
  • CUNTPUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:26am
  • ^^ Lame. Real men do a FALCON PUNCH!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:37am
  • That's why IUD's kick all other birth control's ass...don't have to worry about it falling out, don't have to remember to take it....it just settles into it's home and does its job.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:52pm
  • i find it funny that i just saw a text about finding a glow stick up a chicks vag....

    Submitted by nameinlights25 on Oct 11, 10 at 1:38am
  • Amen 8:52. I love my mirena.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:30pm
  • My boyfriend loves the "extra texture" of my nuva ring.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:13pm
  • 8:00 here, I get laid plenty, so you two can go fuck yourselves immediately. Glad you both said "get over yourself." Who says that in real life? Really? Fucking dipshits.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:31pm
  • Get over yourself 8:53, really

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:55pm
  • having something up there for a month kinda freaks me out im not gonna lie. can you feel it up there? or is it a feeling you just get used to?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:36am
    • as long as you put it in high enough you dont really feel it after the first couple days. i can still sorta tell its there, but i kno a lot of women who dont feel it at all

      Submitted by TheSqueaker on Jul 6, 11 at 8:27am
  • wow... that happened to me... except he thought it was a piercing. how f***ing stupid!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:37pm
  • hahaha 7:22 so true! but most morons on this site couldnt figure that shit out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:23pm
  • 8:41, the text doesn't say anything about drinking, some girls are slutty with out the help of alcohol... Thus the argument applies to this text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:47pm
  • NuvaRing makes for great stories. My current was fingering me, pulled his fingers out, and goes "What's that?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:27pm
  • hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:51pm
  • 9:33 is 8:00 pretending to be someone else

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:36pm
  • 7:14, if they could drive they wouldn't need to send stupid texts. This is a site for stupid texts, therefore a lot of what we see has to do with sluts asking for rides. It's kinda like how at an AA meeting you're more likely to find people with alcohol issues.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:22pm
  • I fucking love living on long island... 516 represent<3

    Submitted by xomarebearxo on Feb 26, 11 at 5:54am
  • its happened to me before. hell, my man knows its there and it still freaks him out if it comes out

    Submitted by TheSqueaker on Jul 6, 11 at 8:18am
  • Glow in the dark dildo...

    Submitted by thatkiddownthe on Jul 15, 11 at 4:00am
  • What's up with all these women losing their Nuva rings? Sounds like girls are such whores these days, that their pussies are getting stretched out. (like a flashlight in a cave!). Looks like they are gonna have to start making bigger nuva rings!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:04pm
    • the ring is more likely to come out if the girl is tight, because there's nowhere the ring can move other than out. i've had sex about 3 times and it always pops out, simply because there isnt enough space.

      Submitted by TheSqueaker on Jul 6, 11 at 8:25am
  • Slore!

    Submitted by mybizzy on Apr 3, 10 at 2:29am
  • Haha thats funny as hell why wouldnt he ask about the glow stick.. you know he is fucking nasty girls!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 8:22am
  • 7:07 FTW lmao that was hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:21pm
  • 9:36... my thoughts exactly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:51pm
  • usually you cant get the iud unless you've had a kid...so all you moms with your stretched out vaginas and diaper bags on your shoulders can get over yourselves for having it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:59am
  • People who say "retarted" are retarded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:36am
  • your MOSTLY finding alcohol issues at AA? WTF? are you fucking high right now? or just really, really stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:08am