I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
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I need to work on my reading comprehension skills. I confused "on" with "in"...
Hell ya atx represent keep austin weird y'all
Can you idenify your puke by scent?
Great Zach..stop getting 17 year olds drunk and that won't happen!!
Ah. I was texting her the morning of this one. Trust me, it's not fake.
Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin
that's Austin area code, so this could be tru... keep Austin weird
This is stupid
blahblahblah you need to work on spelling too
I'm firsty for coco puffs!
Bad fuckin day...
This is a spam
Try scented toilet paper next time.