My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
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DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
Funny shit. DOOOO ITTTTT!!!
Nike Rule: Just do it. [insert swoosh]
Maybe he didn't know his booty call was on a relationship, that always sucks to find out
How many different places could your dick have been???
Sounds a bit emo to me.
Let's hope you don't find her hubby and tell him this; this would be definite grounds for a divorce. Though damn funny as hell!!
It's funny cause he wants to humiliate her on facebook
It's unfunny because you are an idiot who should die in a fire
@ 6:10 that's what i was wondering, when i first read it too, thinking maybe he also hit it with the bride's party, not just places on her body.
O dang don't do it!! Stop
Oh my god lmao
woohoo, i haven't been first in awhile!
Oh.. you're THAT guy...
And it'll still be awhile. But at least you're first in the lame line.
too bad you didn’t have anything interesting to say