The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
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Hahaha yeah 440 northest Ohioans are crazy. You have to love us though.
No we don't.
FRAME IT!! FRAME THE FUCKING TICKET!!! hahahahahahah!
You stay classy, east surburbs of Cleveland!
you are like my drunken Giminey kricket
SOMEONE WAS AT 6FEST!!!!!
That is totally fabu!!
Fabu, huh? Who says that? You must get beat up a lot.
i would think so
where did they put the ticket...?
very valid question
Definately my fav :) haha
This made my night.
NE Ohio represent!
That's my area code!!! Yaaaay mentor!
thats fuckin AWESOME
That's a check in the "good night" column
THIS IS THE STORY OF MY LIFE.
this was my yearbook quote
Sounds like a good night
a friend of my Drunk and Disorderly reads, "Origins Unkown, found under car"
are we sure this is a female?
11:35, you have a point! Though, I think 10:54's question could still work if the GUY had really floppy boobs. Eww.
I can't imagine seeing a (presumably) drunk, naked person in a tree! I thought they were asleep/passed out in the tree, I never thought about the fact that they might be awake or aware of what was going on. Interesting...
Wish I had the pre- and post- story to this text...
god damnit this website is FAKE.
at least it wasn't found in a nude tree, that would be trippy
hahahaha. thats AWESOME!
LMFAOO that just made my day
i love this. totally my 440. so many similarly ridiculous stories....
Legen....wait for it....DARY!
i will bone you in said tree
Where did you find said ticket? Did the cop wake you up to hand it to you, or did they somehow tape it to your body? Ohh-- or do you have really floppy boobs and the just tucked the ticket under one of those like they do the windshield wipers of your car?!
epic only in Ohio really we are fuckin nuts
this is TOTALLY 440. love it!!!
12:08 is a tool
yeshhh oberlin's area code
i want that to happen to me. just one time....
i like to climb things, too lol that's awesome
8:14 just stop talking
Frame that shit
HAHAHAHAHAA yo u SERIOUS?! love.
Go Ohio!!! Whoo-hoo!
That happened to me yesterday
STOP drinking. the world has enough alcoholics
Lmaoo omg ... You are my hero.
I'm proud to be a NE Ohioan. Well done, very well done.