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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 11:32pm

    Hahaha yeah 440 northest Ohioans are crazy. You have to love us though.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:58am

    where did they put the ticket...?

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      Submitted by donkeylips on May 31, 10 at 3:40pm

      very valid question

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 10:04pm

    That's my area code!!! Yaaaay mentor!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 5:48pm

    i love this. totally my 440. so many similarly ridiculous stories....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 12:05am

    you are like my drunken Giminey kricket

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    Submitted by HerdofHorde on Oct 9, 10 at 3:29am

    FRAME IT!! FRAME THE FUCKING TICKET!!! hahahahahahah!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 12:54am

    11:35, you have a point! Though, I think 10:54's question could still work if the GUY had really floppy boobs. Eww. I can't imagine seeing a (presumably) drunk, naked person in a tree! I thought they were asleep/passed out in the tree, I never thought about the fact that they might be awake or aware of what was going on. Interesting... Wish I had the pre- and post- story to this text...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 4:03am

    Fucking Amazing. This made my night.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 9:12pm

    thats fuckin AWESOME

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 9:01pm

    hahahaha. thats AWESOME!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:38pm

    That's a check in the "good night" column

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 10:54am

    Where did you find said ticket? Did the cop wake you up to hand it to you, or did they somehow tape it to your body? Ohh-- or do you have really floppy boobs and the just tucked the ticket under one of those like they do the windshield wipers of your car?!

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    Submitted by izzzzzzzz on Dec 2, 10 at 11:49pm

    this was my yearbook quote

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 5:22pm

    Sounds like a good night

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 5:33am

    Definately my fav :) haha

  • Submitted by Caybayy on Feb 5, 10 at 12:08am

    THIS IS THE STORY OF MY LIFE.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 8:14pm

    That is totally fabu!!

    • Submitted by LadyDhampir0707 on May 16, 10 at 7:29am

      Fabu, huh? Who says that? You must get beat up a lot.

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        Submitted by jakeybabe on Jul 21, 10 at 1:07am

        i would think so

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:48am

    You stay classy, east surburbs of Cleveland!

  • Submitted by terryt6145 on Mar 1, 10 at 10:44pm

    Dito

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 2:10pm

    hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha epic.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 9:03pm

    i will bone you in said tree

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 2:11pm

    12:08 is a tool

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 9:50pm

    SOMEONE WAS AT 6FEST!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 3:24am

    this is TOTALLY 440. love it!!!

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    Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on Aug 17, 10 at 5:41pm

    NE Ohio represent!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 9:08pm

    i want that to happen to me. just one time....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 9:21pm

    god damnit this website is FAKE.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:23am

    LMFAOO that just made my day

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    Submitted by peedailey on Oct 15, 10 at 11:31pm

    a friend of my Drunk and Disorderly reads, "Origins Unkown, found under car"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:58am

    yeshhh oberlin's area code

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    Submitted by oh_no_lol on Aug 12, 10 at 2:43pm

    lmao

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    Submitted by mightygrashopper on Jul 15, 11 at 7:44am

    epic only in Ohio really we are fuckin nuts

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 9:03pm

    at least it wasn't found in a nude tree, that would be trippy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 3:49am

    Legen....wait for it....DARY!

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    Submitted by iluvmy65 on Jan 27, 11 at 3:55pm

    STOP drinking. the world has enough alcoholics

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 12:38am

    HAHAHAHAHAA yo u SERIOUS?! love.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:35pm

    are we sure this is a female?

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    Submitted by roflmfaottdid on May 3, 12 at 1:19am

    That happened to me yesterday

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:19am

    8:14 just stop talking

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 12:07am

    i like to climb things, too lol that's awesome

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    Submitted by shanie on Sep 23, 11 at 6:44pm

    Frame that shit

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    Submitted by orangeelmo on Dec 2, 12 at 2:12pm

    Go Ohio!!! Whoo-hoo!

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    Submitted by MLOVES_T_F_L_N on Oct 7, 12 at 2:08pm

    Lmaoo omg ... You are my hero.

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    Submitted by Jhuntlis on Mar 31, 12 at 6:45am

    I'm proud to be a NE Ohioan. Well done, very well done.