The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
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Hahaha yeah 440 northest Ohioans are crazy. You have to love us though.
No we don't.
FRAME IT!! FRAME THE FUCKING TICKET!!! hahahahahahah!
you are like my drunken Giminey kricket
SOMEONE WAS AT 6FEST!!!!!
This made my night.
You stay classy, east surburbs of Cleveland!
That is totally fabu!!
Fabu, huh? Who says that? You must get beat up a lot.
i would think so
where did they put the ticket...?
very valid question
Definately my fav :) haha
That's a check in the "good night" column
That's my area code!!! Yaaaay mentor!
NE Ohio represent!
a friend of my Drunk and Disorderly reads, "Origins Unkown, found under car"
thats fuckin AWESOME
this was my yearbook quote
Sounds like a good night
are we sure this is a female?
THIS IS THE STORY OF MY LIFE.
LMFAOO that just made my day
11:35, you have a point! Though, I think 10:54's question could still work if the GUY had really floppy boobs. Eww.
I can't imagine seeing a (presumably) drunk, naked person in a tree! I thought they were asleep/passed out in the tree, I never thought about the fact that they might be awake or aware of what was going on. Interesting...
Wish I had the pre- and post- story to this text...
hahahaha. thats AWESOME!
god damnit this website is FAKE.
this is TOTALLY 440. love it!!!
i will bone you in said tree
Legen....wait for it....DARY!
Where did you find said ticket? Did the cop wake you up to hand it to you, or did they somehow tape it to your body? Ohh-- or do you have really floppy boobs and the just tucked the ticket under one of those like they do the windshield wipers of your car?!
at least it wasn't found in a nude tree, that would be trippy
i love this. totally my 440. so many similarly ridiculous stories....
epic only in Ohio really we are fuckin nuts
Frame that shit
yeshhh oberlin's area code
12:08 is a tool
That happened to me yesterday
i want that to happen to me. just one time....
i like to climb things, too lol that's awesome
Go Ohio!!! Whoo-hoo!
8:14 just stop talking
HAHAHAHAHAA yo u SERIOUS?! love.
STOP drinking. the world has enough alcoholics
Lmaoo omg ... You are my hero.
I'm proud to be a NE Ohioan. Well done, very well done.