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  • Submitted by klangford on Jun 24, 10 at 3:32pm

    Technically speaking, it is now called Native American burn.

  • Submitted by Mister_Blister on Jun 24, 10 at 3:20pm

    I think your technique is wrong if it is comparable to giving someone an Indian burn.

  • Submitted by Daft on Jun 24, 10 at 3:10pm

    That's not a gift, that's a mutation. Run.

  • Submitted by wtfwjd on Jun 24, 10 at 2:36pm

    Maybe you have a tiny arm

  • Submitted by schlock on Jun 24, 10 at 2:20pm

    I sense some hyperbole.

  • Submitted by Lauren_FTW on Jun 24, 10 at 3:41pm

    Your technique is clearly lacking if it's anything like Indian sunburn

  • Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 24, 10 at 2:29pm

    I don't see intercourse any time soon... Or DAMN!!! that'd hurt.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 10 at 9:24pm

    Needless to say he will tickle your bellybutton...from the inside

  • Submitted by RazzleRack on Jun 24, 10 at 2:28pm

    I thought it was just an Indian burn.

  • Submitted by lnull91 on Jun 24, 10 at 7:56pm

    Midget got with a normal person

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    Submitted by artgirl on Jun 24, 10 at 3:04pm

    um...that would hurt like a son of a bitch.

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    Submitted by jamall on Jun 24, 10 at 8:35pm

    I think it's called an Indian rugburn actually

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    Submitted by Redhead_919 on Jun 24, 10 at 6:38pm

    Can I get this guy's number?

  • Submitted by guitar_boy on Jun 24, 10 at 2:22pm

    I didn't know three year olds could text! Wow!

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    Submitted by steenerstoner on Jun 25, 10 at 3:35am

    She's so not lying; my first real boyfriend was like that and I stayed a virgin.

  • 71 78
    Submitted by bee222 on Jun 25, 10 at 12:22am

    It's called male inhancement pills!!! Duhhhh!

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    Submitted by Gunslimger79 on Jun 25, 10 at 2:00am

    You either have tiny ass arms, or your just a liar

  • 65 67
    Submitted by SippinSally on Jun 25, 10 at 1:20am

    Well then start using your mouth or jump on it!

  • 68 77
    Submitted by blahblahxblah on Jun 24, 10 at 8:41pm

    Use both hands and make a big ass 'O'. That, and that is just DAMN creepy! Penis' should not be that big!

  • 67 79
    Submitted by gNarbog on Jun 25, 10 at 3:07am

    twice as funny as the text is that someone would call that an "indian sunburn" wtf does it have to do with the sun?ha its Indian Burn.

  • 67 81
    Submitted by abc101 on Jun 24, 10 at 2:46pm

    Holy shit

  • 58 66
    Submitted by piebald on Jun 25, 10 at 2:05pm

    This is why 12 year olds shouldn't have cell phones.

  • 57 67
    Submitted by cackcack on Jun 25, 10 at 2:48am

    If youu think about it even a babys arm would be a decent sized Wang!!!!

  • 57 71
    Submitted by jacyxx3 on Jun 26, 10 at 12:22am

    Do Indians get sunburnt??

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    Submitted by christylob on Jun 25, 10 at 11:50am

    I actually laughed out loud. Then wondered WTF kind of hj's you give....

  • 68 95
    Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jun 24, 10 at 11:56pm

    Guys, think before you speak. She was simply making a witty joke and I think it was a smart comparison. If you actually pictured her Indian burning a penis, then your comedic vision is impared!!

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    Submitted by eRyKah0 on Jun 24, 10 at 2:14pm

    Niiiice!

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    Submitted by anonmyous on Jun 25, 10 at 10:12am

    This is why there is an age of consent; we can't have baby handjobs going around like this.

  • 51 65
    Submitted by ferbreeezy on Jun 28, 10 at 1:51am

    That's actually really weird. I think you're doing it wrong...

  • 62 87
    Submitted by inker on Jun 24, 10 at 9:29pm

    What r u a migget!

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    Submitted by DrGiggles on Jun 25, 10 at 12:15pm

    Klangford, technically speaking, they prefer to be called American Indian... Anyway, he'll break her pussy if it's that big.

  • Submitted by acurite on Jun 24, 10 at 5:29pm

    Damn, woman! I told you to not post texts about me!!

  • 47 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 11:04am

    MTL is wea tha big cocks at

  • 51 75
    Submitted by hugh_janus on Jun 26, 10 at 1:58am

    @ piebald I understand we can't let this happen

  • 42 61
    Submitted by sal22 on Jun 25, 10 at 7:22pm

    Yummy

  • 37 56
    Submitted by happyfaec on Jul 24, 10 at 11:10pm

    Hooray for the freaks of Montreal

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    Submitted by bwooten9492 on Jun 24, 10 at 10:30pm

    dude you gave my ex boyfriend a hand job.

  • Submitted by niceman on Jun 24, 10 at 2:26pm

    Damn, that is one lucky dude.

  • 37 57
    Submitted by stevo313 on Jun 30, 10 at 4:55am

    Ya WTF were you doing? No wonder why he hasn't called you since

  • 38 65
    Submitted by treyfer123 on Jun 26, 10 at 10:23pm

    What if she is an amputee? That explains her messed up hand job technique

  • 40 71
    Submitted by ThisWhiteGuy on Mar 21, 11 at 6:39pm

    Damn, those black dicks are getting bigger and bigger by the day

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    Submitted by forlorn420 on Aug 22, 12 at 1:49am

    Wat she didn't say was she had her arm amputated