His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
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Technically speaking, it is now called Native American burn.
I think your technique is wrong if it is comparable to giving someone an Indian burn.
That's not a gift, that's a mutation. Run.
Maybe you have a tiny arm
I sense some hyperbole.
Your technique is clearly lacking if it's anything like Indian sunburn
Needless to say he will tickle your bellybutton...from the inside
I thought it was just an Indian burn.
I don't see intercourse any time soon... Or DAMN!!! that'd hurt.
um...that would hurt like a son of a bitch.
Midget got with a normal person
Can I get this guy's number?
I think it's called an Indian rugburn actually
I didn't know three year olds could text! Wow!
She's so not lying; my first real boyfriend was like that and I stayed a virgin.
Use both hands and make a big ass 'O'. That, and that is just DAMN creepy! Penis' should not be that big!
Well then start using your mouth or jump on it!
You either have tiny ass arms, or your just a liar
Guys, think before you speak. She was simply making a witty joke and I think it was a smart comparison. If you actually pictured her Indian burning a penis, then your comedic vision is impared!!
This is why there is an age of consent; we can't have baby handjobs going around like this.
It's called male inhancement pills!!! Duhhhh!
Do Indians get sunburnt??
I actually laughed out loud. Then wondered WTF kind of hj's you give....
Klangford, technically speaking, they prefer to be called American Indian... Anyway, he'll break her pussy if it's that big.
If youu think about it even a babys arm would be a decent sized Wang!!!!
Wat she didn't say was she had her arm amputated
That's actually really weird. I think you're doing it wrong...
twice as funny as the text is that someone would call that an "indian sunburn" wtf does it have to do with the sun?ha its Indian Burn.
@ piebald I understand we can't let this happen
MTL is wea tha big cocks at
Damn, that is one lucky dude.
Damn, woman! I told you to not post texts about me!!
This is why 12 year olds shouldn't have cell phones.
What r u a migget!
Damn, those black dicks are getting bigger and bigger by the day
Hooray for the freaks of Montreal
What if she is an amputee? That explains her messed up hand job technique
dude you gave my ex boyfriend a hand job.
Ya WTF were you doing? No wonder why he hasn't called you since