today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
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maybe if you hook up youll still get to kill a baby
the one she'll get from hooking up! 8-/ sorry. had to!
I'm pretty sure that was the joke Eman was making, yes.
You'll have to excuse Captain Obvious up there ^^
Haha I feel like every girl knows this feeling.
This is amazing! Lmao! I think we've all been there
Haha I think every girl has felt like that at some point....
Why would shaving your pussy help you get laid? It's the sort of thing that doesn't tend to get noticed until you're already well into it.
It's not the fact that shaving helps you get laid, but it's a hell of a lot of trouble to go through in vain if you end up not getting laid by the end of the night.
781-way to represent!!
In my area code to damn
So here's how it is this girl is classy as fuck! If you're a girl and can't relate to this then your probably hagg and just can't get laid. Shell get some for sure! And if you're a guy that doesn't like this it's just cuz you'll never know what us girls go through hahaha
You think guys really give a fuck? If you're hot I'll hook up with you if you have bed hair.
I love it when my vagina feels like a baby's butt :)
Lololololol aha good one
Killing a baby is a figure of speech--not that she's pregnant and going to abord or kill. And not fake, totally been there!! Every non trashy girl has. I say non trashy because trashy doent care what they look like
We are the same person. Will you be my best friend, no homo.
I'm thinkin the getting ass part confused 8:22, maybe it's a lesbian? But, the vagina part kind of gave it away...
:D. Girl you will!
In soviet russia vaginas shave you
215eight eight two six six zero seven my name is Falon I'm a girl
Ahahahahahahaha omg this is an amazing text. Too funny and true sometimes
Amazing!! I know the feeling!!
That's some funny shit!!! I don't like babies anyway!!!!
Any girl that shaves their vagina area, is definitely someone that wants sex and is conscious about appearance. Same goes for us dudes who shave our groins.
Definitely had this convo w my bestie before too!
8:22- Obviously it's a girl. Hence the vagina.
Omgggg so true! Love it
11:59 Epic Win lol love that movie
Did you get ass that night? Or should we be looking for a dead baby on the street???
Not a fan of the fully shaved I like em trimmed down though
Lmao. And dibsies.
Come to 302. I'll fuck you
I'll be the judge of that, pics r needed for inspectio
Did you??? lol\n\nThe only thing worse than shaving and not getting any is shaving and it sucking.
Haha good stuff
Hahahaha right on
11:30 girls who straighten their hair are definitely not trashy, I live in a classy area and every girl I know straightens her hair, including myself.
The lost confession of Casey Anthony!!!!!
This isn't funny....at all. And you don't sound desperate....at alll.
This is so weird. I just did the SAME thing.
I LOVE you whoever you are!!!
Ahahahahahahhhhhh this is great!
I'd be aiming for cock not ass lolzz
BABIES DEAD: 1
I love killing babies. Black babies
This is so me
Girl who straighten their hair are nastyy
So some pregnant bitch is cruising the bar and threatening to get an abortion if she strikes out
This is a faker
just lucky enough we don't keep our word..the human race wouldn't last long with so many killed babies:-) definitely my long time favorite btw.
lmfao. i love this.
Please, elaborate on why you think this is fake. I'd love to hear it.. because personally I've had several friends who have said/thought the same thing, on more than one occasion.
It a fucking liar and a whore
How dare you!! She's a nice lady!!!
i approve of the hangover reference!
A pretty skunk still smells like a skunk
Bitter virgin is still bitter.
Gaga ohh lala
I'm Ron burgundy. You stay classy 781.
Haha, you'd be killing a baby next morning regardless.
Alright MA haha hope you got your fix
South shore of MA , kinky ass bitches ;)
Don't pull a jersey shore on us
Oh Sahra... Stalker
Call me 817 nine one seven four five nine nine
lol sounds like me!
All women are whores
I love bald vag. Nothin like a nice, clean cut puss. Keep up the good work. If you really need some cock, I am available
Lolol @ 11:59
I don't all ways drink beer..... But when I do I choose dose equisss
Stay thirsty my friends
Is the OP a chick or a dude?
Why is it tough for a chick to get ass? All you need is a bar and realistic standards. Go get it.
guys likeeee clean vaginas ?
me every night. :/
I love you.