today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
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maybe if you hook up youll still get to kill a baby
the one she'll get from hooking up! 8-/ sorry. had to!
I'm pretty sure that was the joke Eman was making, yes.
You'll have to excuse Captain Obvious up there ^^
Haha I feel like every girl knows this feeling.
This is amazing! Lmao! I think we've all been there
Haha I think every girl has felt like that at some point....
Why would shaving your pussy help you get laid? It's the sort of thing that doesn't tend to get noticed until you're already well into it.
It's not the fact that shaving helps you get laid, but it's a hell of a lot of trouble to go through in vain if you end up not getting laid by the end of the night.
781-way to represent!!
In my area code to damn
So here's how it is this girl is classy as fuck! If you're a girl and can't relate to this then your probably hagg and just can't get laid. Shell get some for sure! And if you're a guy that doesn't like this it's just cuz you'll never know what us girls go through hahaha
I love it when my vagina feels like a baby's butt :)
Killing a baby is a figure of speech--not that she's pregnant and going to abord or kill. And not fake, totally been there!! Every non trashy girl has. I say non trashy because trashy doent care what they look like
Lololololol aha good one
You think guys really give a fuck? If you're hot I'll hook up with you if you have bed hair.
I'm thinkin the getting ass part confused 8:22, maybe it's a lesbian? But, the vagina part kind of gave it away...
We are the same person. Will you be my best friend, no homo.
Amazing!! I know the feeling!!
That's some funny shit!!! I don't like babies anyway!!!!
Ahahahahahahaha omg this is an amazing text. Too funny and true sometimes
215eight eight two six six zero seven my name is Falon I'm a girl
8:22- Obviously it's a girl. Hence the vagina.
:D. Girl you will!
Omgggg so true! Love it
Definitely had this convo w my bestie before too!
In soviet russia vaginas shave you
Did you get ass that night? Or should we be looking for a dead baby on the street???
Any girl that shaves their vagina area, is definitely someone that wants sex and is conscious about appearance. Same goes for us dudes who shave our groins.
Lmao. And dibsies.
Not a fan of the fully shaved I like em trimmed down though
Did you??? lol\n\nThe only thing worse than shaving and not getting any is shaving and it sucking.
11:59 Epic Win lol love that movie
The lost confession of Casey Anthony!!!!!
Haha good stuff
Come to 302. I'll fuck you
Hahahaha right on
I'll be the judge of that, pics r needed for inspectio
This is so weird. I just did the SAME thing.
11:30 girls who straighten their hair are definitely not trashy, I live in a classy area and every girl I know straightens her hair, including myself.
This isn't funny....at all. And you don't sound desperate....at alll.
Ahahahahahahhhhhh this is great!
I'd be aiming for cock not ass lolzz
I LOVE you whoever you are!!!
just lucky enough we don't keep our word..the human race wouldn't last long with so many killed babies:-) definitely my long time favorite btw.
Please, elaborate on why you think this is fake. I'd love to hear it.. because personally I've had several friends who have said/thought the same thing, on more than one occasion.
Gaga ohh lala
BABIES DEAD: 1
lmfao. i love this.
A pretty skunk still smells like a skunk
Bitter virgin is still bitter.
Girl who straighten their hair are nastyy
This is so me
Haha, you'd be killing a baby next morning regardless.
All women are whores
So some pregnant bitch is cruising the bar and threatening to get an abortion if she strikes out
It a fucking liar and a whore
How dare you!! She's a nice lady!!!
i approve of the hangover reference!
Call me 817 nine one seven four five nine nine
I love killing babies. Black babies
South shore of MA , kinky ass bitches ;)
Don't pull a jersey shore on us
I'm Ron burgundy. You stay classy 781.
Alright MA haha hope you got your fix
Oh Sahra... Stalker
This is a faker
I love bald vag. Nothin like a nice, clean cut puss. Keep up the good work. If you really need some cock, I am available
I don't all ways drink beer..... But when I do I choose dose equisss
Stay thirsty my friends
Lolol @ 11:59
lol sounds like me!
guys likeeee clean vaginas ?
Is the OP a chick or a dude?
Why is it tough for a chick to get ass? All you need is a bar and realistic standards. Go get it.
me every night. :/
I love you.