just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
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How do these make it on the site? that lame...
OP, this is fucking stupid. It takes more work to whip it out and piss it off your foot than it does to brush it off with your hand. And you're a fucking moron for making it a "that" text.
Someone just likes the smell of their own pee
'That' texts are lame...
That's one KINKY spider!
Been there done that
What if this was a girl?
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. yup that high.. that drunk.. that fat.. that lazy.. that fucking stupid.. the end.
I love you <3
Maybe he was already peeing in some shoddy bar, noticed the spider, freaked out and decided to piss it away.
In soviet Russia spider pee on foot
I sent a dumbass text telling of some stupid shit I did and proceded to write "that" following with a one word description of why I did it. THAT original
TimMc333- be happy it's not "that high"
I'd probably just piss myself on accident if there was a spider on my foot.. Depending on how big it is I might put on a real good show