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  • And if a condom is used it would be like a water balloon fight

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 11:16am
  • Please don't breed

    Submitted by LynnZee on Apr 6, 10 at 10:14am
  • Trust me, we wish that too

    Submitted by Toam918 on Apr 6, 10 at 10:30am
  • Well, you don't get pregnant from swallowing...

    Submitted by CIT on Apr 6, 10 at 10:58am
  • I've got a super soaker xp3000. That's right, the one with the backpack.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 11:27am
  • Wet tshirt contests would be so awesome

    Submitted by pacosanchez on Apr 6, 10 at 1:02pm
  • You're forgetting the easy clean up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 12:19pm
  • It'd only be a squirt gun fight if there were two penises, right?

    Submitted by hmmmm on Apr 6, 10 at 12:18pm
  • This kind of text could only come from a girl that has had way to many abortions.

    Submitted by Cerealkilla528 on Jun 9, 10 at 8:28am
  • super soaker hehe

    Submitted by JERSEYBOY908 on Apr 6, 10 at 10:52am
  • That's why nerf is sponsoring vasectomys

    Submitted by mnightgoulding on Apr 6, 10 at 2:10pm
  • And you would't exist. Dumbass SMH.

    Submitted by MichelleG on Apr 6, 10 at 11:23pm
  • I LIKE TRAINS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 10:20am
  • Like peeing?

    Submitted by radness on Apr 6, 10 at 10:46pm
  • Dumbass.... You can't get pregnant from swallowing

    Submitted by xxxxx1 on Apr 6, 10 at 1:05pm
  • What adult woman thinks like this?! Gross.

    Submitted by wilyum on Apr 6, 10 at 11:09am
  • I wish you didn't suck so badly.

    Submitted by uAllSuck on Apr 6, 10 at 10:21am
  • I like to eat cum

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 3:16am
  • Stupid

    Submitted by coconutty23 on Apr 7, 10 at 4:40am
  • You sound like a real dumb bitch, funny thing is your probably a good lay.

    Submitted by cazzo on Apr 6, 10 at 12:51pm
  • I love squirt gunning. Even with cum...

    Submitted by KRFC on Apr 7, 10 at 9:52am
  • Nobody said anything about swallowing...

    Submitted by klean on Apr 6, 10 at 4:45pm
  • Did your mom do drugs while she was pregnant with you?

    Submitted by greenbumho on Apr 6, 10 at 2:28pm
  • You wish guys would pee in you basically? Neatt.

    Submitted by nomiomiollie on Apr 7, 10 at 12:18am
  • Tha would be soooo cool. I'd want to swallow

    Submitted by mae on Apr 6, 10 at 10:05pm
  • ...then you wouldn't be in existance. Too bad..

    Submitted by MOOOSE on Apr 9, 10 at 9:25pm
  • Wow. Are you the sluttiest twelve year old? Or just a regular slut, but like turbo stupid?

    Submitted by AnonyMissFTW on Apr 19, 10 at 2:40am
  • Me too. Then I wouldn't need to waste money on pregnancy tests.. :[ stupid semen..

    Submitted by maegan13 on Apr 6, 10 at 8:33pm
  • Brilliant!! =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 3:13am
  • oh I agree

    Submitted by nicki_br on Apr 6, 10 at 5:15pm
  • Retards like this make me Lose all hope in humanity

    Submitted by yannimasta on Apr 6, 10 at 6:44pm
  • I guess this girl would rather be peed on? Urine is mostly water… so what's more dignified: being peed on or being cummed on? Also guys wish that they could pick which load is the one to get them pregnant. Because in all acuallity most of us wouldn't want to breed with most of the girls we sleep with due to the lack of intelligence in humans these days.

    Submitted by BrendanMaher on Apr 8, 10 at 3:02am
  • That's so gross. Yet kinda trueee

    Submitted by trackster8 on Apr 6, 10 at 10:36am
  • What.

    Submitted by Sharniqua on Apr 6, 10 at 5:03pm
  • 11:27 your the fuckin man. I wanna be you

    Submitted by BrohammedAli on Apr 6, 10 at 6:30pm
  • A horse's cock was sucked somewhere while I was reading this.

    Submitted by amonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 7:51pm
  • To bad bitch. We are men if u don't like it than just becom a leisaben

    Submitted by 007-100 on Apr 6, 10 at 10:33pm
    • Which is one reason why some, like myself, have turned lesbian. Another reason is most men's lack of correct grammar.*..."bad, bitch...." (Notice the comma.)*"We are men." (Notice the period.)*"If..." *"...you..." *"...it, than..." (Notice the comma. Also, notice the fact that you have not even the slightest clue in the difference of the words "than" and "then". This leads to another correction: *"...then...&

      Submitted by triphouse on Apr 25, 10 at 6:55pm
      • Actually, those are minor examples as to why I've "switched sides." To be honest, most of "you men" are so driven by your ego that you tend to ignore almost all common sense, and put forth a persona that lacks intelligence. I am not saying all men are like this, but I have not yet encountered a man that isn't.

        Submitted by triphouse on Apr 25, 10 at 7:04pm
  • I cum water you can suck my dick anytime

    Submitted by denverb on Apr 9, 10 at 12:16pm
  • Just swallow

    Submitted by pabsiom on Aug 30, 13 at 6:44pm
  • I LIKE TRAINS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 11:09am
  • What a gimp

    Submitted by pabsiom on Oct 14, 13 at 5:11pm