I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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And if a condom is used it would be like a water balloon fight
hahahaha that's awesome
Please don't breed
Trust me, we wish that too
Well, you don't get pregnant from swallowing...
I've got a super soaker xp3000. That's right, the one with the backpack.
It'd only be a squirt gun fight if there were two penises, right?
haven't you ever heard of a girl squirting??
Of course, but that only addresses the "squirt" part - not the "gun" part.
Wet tshirt contests would be so awesome
You're forgetting the easy clean up.
This kind of text could only come from a girl that has had way to many abortions.
super soaker hehe
That's why nerf is sponsoring vasectomys
I LIKE TRAINS
What adult woman thinks like this?! Gross.
None. Welcome to TFLN.
I wish you didn't suck so badly.
Nobody said anything about swallowing...
Dumbass.... You can't get pregnant from swallowing
I love squirt gunning. Even with cum...
And you would't exist. Dumbass SMH.
You sound like a real dumb bitch, funny thing is your probably a good lay.
You wish guys would pee in you basically? Neatt.
Wow. Are you the sluttiest twelve year old? Or just a regular slut, but like turbo stupid?
I like to eat cum
Tha would be soooo cool. I'd want to swallow
right?! it wouldn't be so slimy
...then you wouldn't be in existance. Too bad..
Me too. Then I wouldn't need to waste money on pregnancy tests.. :[ stupid semen..
Did your mom do drugs while she was pregnant with you?
I guess this girl would rather be peed on? Urine is mostly water… so what's more dignified: being peed on or being cummed on? Also guys wish that they could pick which load is the one to get them pregnant. Because in all acuallity most of us wouldn't want to breed with most of the girls we sleep with due to the lack of intelligence in humans these days.
Retards like this make me Lose all hope in humanity
oh I agree
That's so gross. Yet kinda trueee
To bad bitch. We are men if u don't like it than just becom a leisaben
Which is one reason why some, like myself, have turned lesbian. Another reason is most men's lack of correct grammar.*..."bad, bitch...." (Notice the comma.)*"We are men." (Notice the period.)*"If..." *"...you..." *"...it, than..." (Notice the comma. Also, notice the fact that you have not even the slightest clue in the difference of the words "than" and "then". This leads to another correction: *"...then...&
Actually, those are minor examples as to why I've "switched sides." To be honest, most of "you men" are so driven by your ego that you tend to ignore almost all common sense, and put forth a persona that lacks intelligence. I am not saying all men are like this, but I have not yet encountered a man that isn't.
11:27 your the fuckin man. I wanna be you
A horse's cock was sucked somewhere while I was reading this.
I cum water you can suck my dick anytime
What a gimp