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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 11:16am

    And if a condom is used it would be like a water balloon fight

  • Submitted by LynnZee on Apr 6, 10 at 10:14am

    Please don't breed

  • Submitted by CIT on Apr 6, 10 at 10:58am

    Well, you don't get pregnant from swallowing...

  • Submitted by Toam918 on Apr 6, 10 at 10:30am

    Trust me, we wish that too

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 11:27am

    I've got a super soaker xp3000. That's right, the one with the backpack.

  • 99 76
    Submitted by pacosanchez on Apr 6, 10 at 1:02pm

    Wet tshirt contests would be so awesome

  • 90 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 12:19pm

    You're forgetting the easy clean up.

  • 90 74
    Submitted by hmmmm on Apr 6, 10 at 12:18pm

    It'd only be a squirt gun fight if there were two penises, right?

    • 65 75
      Submitted by NoOneSpecial12 on Apr 6, 10 at 6:11pm

      haven't you ever heard of a girl squirting??

      • 76 75
        Submitted by hmmmm on Apr 6, 10 at 9:23pm

        Of course, but that only addresses the "squirt" part - not the "gun" part.

  • 58 52
    Submitted by Cerealkilla528 on Jun 9, 10 at 8:28am

    This kind of text could only come from a girl that has had way to many abortions.

  • 69 75
    Submitted by nomiomiollie on Apr 7, 10 at 12:18am

    You wish guys would pee in you basically? Neatt.

  • 78 93
    Submitted by mnightgoulding on Apr 6, 10 at 2:10pm

    That's why nerf is sponsoring vasectomys

  • 75 87
    Submitted by JERSEYBOY908 on Apr 6, 10 at 10:52am

    super soaker hehe

  • 64 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 3:16am

    I like to eat cum

  • Submitted by wilyum on Apr 6, 10 at 11:09am

    What adult woman thinks like this?! Gross.

  • 66 75
    Submitted by coconutty23 on Apr 7, 10 at 4:40am

    Stupid

  • 65 74
    Submitted by KRFC on Apr 7, 10 at 9:52am

    I love squirt gunning. Even with cum...

  • 76 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 10:20am

    I LIKE TRAINS

  • 65 77
    Submitted by BrendanMaher on Apr 8, 10 at 3:02am

    I guess this girl would rather be peed on? Urine is mostly water… so what's more dignified: being peed on or being cummed on? Also guys wish that they could pick which load is the one to get them pregnant. Because in all acuallity most of us wouldn't want to breed with most of the girls we sleep with due to the lack of intelligence in humans these days.

  • 69 85
    Submitted by xxxxx1 on Apr 6, 10 at 1:05pm

    Dumbass.... You can't get pregnant from swallowing

  • 64 79
    Submitted by mae on Apr 6, 10 at 10:05pm

    Tha would be soooo cool. I'd want to swallow

    • 40 74
      Submitted by NoOneSpecial12 on Apr 6, 10 at 10:34pm

      right?! it wouldn't be so slimy

  • 69 92
    Submitted by klean on Apr 6, 10 at 4:45pm

    Nobody said anything about swallowing...

  • 53 62
    Submitted by MichelleG on Apr 6, 10 at 11:23pm

    And you would't exist. Dumbass SMH.

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 3:13am

    Brilliant!! =)

  • 59 76
    Submitted by uAllSuck on Apr 6, 10 at 10:21am

    I wish you didn't suck so badly.

  • 55 72
    Submitted by maegan13 on Apr 6, 10 at 8:33pm

    Me too. Then I wouldn't need to waste money on pregnancy tests.. :[ stupid semen..

  • 53 69
    Submitted by MOOOSE on Apr 9, 10 at 9:25pm

    ...then you wouldn't be in existance. Too bad..

  • Submitted by greenbumho on Apr 6, 10 at 2:28pm

    Did your mom do drugs while she was pregnant with you?

  • 48 70
    Submitted by radness on Apr 6, 10 at 10:46pm

    Like peeing?

  • 57 88
    Submitted by 007-100 on Apr 6, 10 at 10:33pm

    To bad bitch. We are men if u don't like it than just becom a leisaben

    • 56 71
      Submitted by triphouse on Apr 25, 10 at 6:55pm

      Which is one reason why some, like myself, have turned lesbian. Another reason is most men's lack of correct grammar.*..."bad, bitch...." (Notice the comma.)*"We are men." (Notice the period.)*"If..." *"...you..." *"...it, than..." (Notice the comma. Also, notice the fact that you have not even the slightest clue in the difference of the words "than" and "then". This leads to another correction: *"...then...&

      • 52 57
        Submitted by triphouse on Apr 25, 10 at 7:04pm

        Actually, those are minor examples as to why I've "switched sides." To be honest, most of "you men" are so driven by your ego that you tend to ignore almost all common sense, and put forth a persona that lacks intelligence. I am not saying all men are like this, but I have not yet encountered a man that isn't.

  • Submitted by cazzo on Apr 6, 10 at 12:51pm

    You sound like a real dumb bitch, funny thing is your probably a good lay.

  • 51 82
    Submitted by yannimasta on Apr 6, 10 at 6:44pm

    Retards like this make me Lose all hope in humanity

  • 42 68
    Submitted by AnonyMissFTW on Apr 19, 10 at 2:40am

    Wow. Are you the sluttiest twelve year old? Or just a regular slut, but like turbo stupid?

  • 44 75
    Submitted by trackster8 on Apr 6, 10 at 10:36am

    That's so gross. Yet kinda trueee

  • 45 79
    Submitted by Sharniqua on Apr 6, 10 at 5:03pm

    What.

  • 46 83
    Submitted by nicki_br on Apr 6, 10 at 5:15pm

    oh I agree

  • 47 86
    Submitted by BrohammedAli on Apr 6, 10 at 6:30pm

    11:27 your the fuckin man. I wanna be you

  • 38 76
    Submitted by denverb on Apr 9, 10 at 12:16pm

    I cum water you can suck my dick anytime

  • 38 76
    Submitted by amonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 7:51pm

    A horse's cock was sucked somewhere while I was reading this.

  • 6 14
    Submitted by pabsiom on Oct 14, 13 at 5:11pm

    What a gimp

  • 5 19
    Submitted by pabsiom on Aug 30, 13 at 6:44pm

    Just swallow

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 11:09am

    I LIKE TRAINS