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• Que the Porno music....

  Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jul 14, 10 at 1:13pm

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• As a lifeguard.... This line would totally work!

  Submitted by wordyyyy on Jul 14, 10 at 9:25pm

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• I'm certified lol

  Submitted by LifeGuard on Jul 15, 10 at 3:09pm

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• Epic WIN!!!!!!

  Submitted by ez_aka_the_one on Jul 16, 10 at 1:37am

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• I'm a lifeguard and I'm trained in CPR ;)

  Submitted by tybosco on Jul 14, 10 at 2:50pm

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• Jersey number!!! Il be yourlifegaurd if ur a guy ;)

  Submitted by jersey732 on Jul 15, 10 at 12:42am

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• lmao

  Submitted by drunkindancer on Jul 14, 10 at 9:47pm

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• I usually need this exact same thing when I've been drinking.

  Submitted by ASDILA on Jul 14, 10 at 1:25pm

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• My name is Joe ill be over I work at Seneca dunes next to brick beach 1.

  Submitted by dman43borough on Jul 9, 11 at 10:36pm

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• Well im a fireman and we do it better

  Submitted by fiireman on Jul 15, 10 at 12:33am

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• Sounds like a good pickup line to go use at the beach! Yes this could have potential!

  Submitted by dakotalily on Jul 15, 10 at 1:51am

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• I am a lifeguard to. Booyah

  Submitted by Skymaster on Jul 14, 10 at 4:22pm

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• I'm an Ellis

  Submitted by SomeRandomGuy on Jul 14, 10 at 1:39pm

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• Red light, green light!

  Submitted by sdude on Jul 14, 10 at 7:04pm

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• these pretzels are making me Firsty

  Submitted by firsty on Jul 14, 10 at 4:16pm

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• Conserve water. Shower with a buddy

  Submitted by jerbearrawr on Jul 15, 10 at 3:16am

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• screw them i'd get baywatch.

  Submitted by satsukiyami on Jul 15, 10 at 4:32am

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• Totally have to use this...

  Submitted by ropergray on Jul 15, 10 at 1:58pm

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• Win!

  Submitted by idxl on Jul 14, 10 at 5:16pm

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• I have nothing to say to this.....

  Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 14, 10 at 9:19pm

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  • Why post then? Hardeeharhar...

    Submitted by dakotalily on Jul 15, 10 at 1:46am

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• Being a lifeguard I find this quite funny. Maybe a chick will ask me this question in college.

  Submitted by tubaplayer1 on Jul 15, 10 at 4:18am

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• I love this, this would make a great shirt

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 10 at 3:30am

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• Ok no probs. 732 seven seven eight 4147. Text me next time you have this problem.

  Submitted by minimunchkinx3 on Jul 14, 10 at 4:12pm

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  • Fail... How many prank calls have you received so far?

    Submitted by dakotalily on Jul 15, 10 at 1:47am

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• First

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 10 at 1:06pm

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  • no one cares dumbass. die in a fire.

    Submitted by marsho on Jul 14, 10 at 4:04pm

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    • Is someone having a bad day? Now, now mistorw gwumpy turwn that fwown upside down :D

      Submitted by dakotalily on Jul 15, 10 at 1:49am

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• Legendary. I wil be using that one. Awesome.

  Submitted by jezzie08 on Jul 14, 10 at 10:56pm

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