So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
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@6:58: idk, but the hampster's from mallrats!
By all means, dude, do whatever you like to your colon, I can guarantee that whatever gastroenterologist you go to he won't be seeing anything new. (Besides, it gives us a chance to show the med students something to laugh at!)
make it an ampitheatre, have a show
wow... Nh is deff. a special place where people deff. say the weirdest shit lol but i love it. im gonna say you should just put a bunch of random shit up there. depending on how much fits, will tell if ur sex life was a success or not.
these are all amazing ideas!
go with a green army man
rhinestones. you can bedazzle your butt.
Some crackerjacks... and the prize!
How about a Tonka truck ?
ROPML - Roll over and piss my laughing!
like a gerbil?
Maybe a flashlight or something else that illuminates... so when he checks it out, you'll have a beam of holy light shining from your ass.. He may even be taken back and shout: "Holy Shit!"
Bonus points for that one.
A note saying "Help me, I'm stuck!" ?
hahahaha awesome :)
what do you ahve in mind??
Write on your backside- "Be Gentle, It's my first time"
hopefully not a rubber...
a family picture maybe.....christmas card...
@6:58 Jackass, dont remember which one
or tell him 'in arkansas, we're legally married'
How about a hot wheel car in a condom? Trivia: what movie is that from?
How about "Potatoes and Jelly"?
Leave a little plastic doctor or nurse and let your helper know. You don't remember anything for several hours after the procedure. The drugs are that good!
maybe a prize from the .25 vending machine...ring...chain..sticky hand..little parachute guys