So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
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@6:58: idk, but the hampster's from mallrats!
By all means, dude, do whatever you like to your colon, I can guarantee that whatever gastroenterologist you go to he won't be seeing anything new. (Besides, it gives us a chance to show the med students something to laugh at!)
wow... Nh is deff. a special place where people deff. say the weirdest shit lol but i love it. im gonna say you should just put a bunch of random shit up there. depending on how much fits, will tell if ur sex life was a success or not.
make it an ampitheatre, have a show
these are all amazing ideas!
go with a green army man
rhinestones. you can bedazzle your butt.
Some crackerjacks... and the prize!
How about a Tonka truck ?
ROPML - Roll over and piss my laughing!
like a gerbil?
Maybe a flashlight or something else that illuminates... so when he checks it out, you'll have a beam of holy light shining from your ass.. He may even be taken back and shout: "Holy Shit!"
Bonus points for that one.
A note saying "Help me, I'm stuck!" ?
Write on your backside- "Be Gentle, It's my first time"
or tell him 'in arkansas, we're legally married'
a family picture maybe.....christmas card...
hopefully not a rubber...
hahahaha awesome :)
what do you ahve in mind??
@6:58 Jackass, dont remember which one
How about a hot wheel car in a condom? Trivia: what movie is that from?
Leave a little plastic doctor or nurse and let your helper know. You don't remember anything for several hours after the procedure. The drugs are that good!
How about "Potatoes and Jelly"?
maybe a prize from the .25 vending machine...ring...chain..sticky hand..little parachute guys