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  • Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on Jul 21, 10 at 11:24am

    You had it coming.

  • Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 21, 10 at 1:45pm

    Lesbian: 1. Douchebag: 0

  • Submitted by canonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 11:27am

    from her tone, i guess even a straight girl wouldnt fuck you.

  • Submitted by klangford on Jul 21, 10 at 12:56pm

    i said prove it, so she slept with my ex-girlfriend

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      Submitted by Oswaldo on Jul 22, 10 at 2:00am

      I said prove it and she slept with me :)

  • Submitted by vexprt on Jul 21, 10 at 11:33am

    Probably not the first time happening to you

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    Submitted by hooah33 on Jul 21, 10 at 1:24pm

    Agreed. "And the award for ultimate backfire goes to..."

  • 99 46
    Submitted by stokedonsurf on Jul 21, 10 at 1:08pm

    That plan backfired. Big time

  • 92 72
    Submitted by XZero on Jul 21, 10 at 11:57am

    Gambled and lost on that one.

  • 82 54
    Submitted by bikinibottom384 on Jul 21, 10 at 1:29pm

    You asked for it, hotshot.

  • 80 51
    Submitted by rmbtrumpet on Jul 21, 10 at 11:40am

    lmao that's so funny.

  • 80 60
    Submitted by Filter on Jul 21, 10 at 12:21pm

    Hahahahhahaha......awesome

  • 73 47
    Submitted by colan08 on Jul 21, 10 at 1:48pm

    BOOM! Roasted!

  • 74 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 3:34pm

    That a girl... SmartAss lesbians don't like boys. Bi girls might. All depends of you. And for the sound of this u better off hitting on ur own team.

  • 59 43
    Submitted by checkkid014 on Jul 22, 10 at 9:31pm

    woah. nice.

  • 71 68
    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 21, 10 at 1:04pm

    WIN!!!!!!! I thought this was pretty funny <3

  • 61 49
    Submitted by bandgeek11 on Jul 21, 10 at 12:36pm

    HAHAHAHHA i love it

  • 60 55
    Submitted by kdd123 on Jul 23, 10 at 10:55pm

    Awesome. You walked right into that one.

  • 59 55
    Submitted by aTastyCookie on Jul 22, 10 at 8:16am

    shut down like a little bitch

  • 67 75
    Submitted by smartgrrl on Jul 21, 10 at 1:25pm

    To prove that I'm straight, I would do everyone BUT you.

  • 56 59
    Submitted by xdrgnlvrx2010 on Jul 21, 10 at 9:45pm

    LMFAO ... Smooth move

  • 56 61
    Submitted by Stimofo on Jul 22, 10 at 2:53am

    Hahaha

  • 61 72
    Submitted by cbtango on Jul 22, 10 at 4:53am

    Haha, u go girl XD

  • 49 51
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 4:17am

    Cause I'm a slag

  • 55 64
    Submitted by jacobsoltero on Jul 22, 10 at 4:16am

    Fucking owned that sucks

  • 54 67
    Submitted by jbwarner86 on Jul 21, 10 at 11:14pm

    D'oh!

  • 55 77
    Submitted by wbfd631 on Jul 21, 10 at 3:14pm

    That's dirty

  • 47 63
    Submitted by 330isplace2be on Jul 21, 10 at 11:14pm

    she said to sit

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 21, 10 at 4:26pm

    Tfln makes me firsty... And hungry for pretzels

  • 56 85
    Submitted by Dumbledore_Died on Jul 21, 10 at 2:37pm

    Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.

  • 44 63
    Submitted by awalta6wha on Jul 22, 10 at 1:48am

    Rosamondmoonpie- what's with you and pretzels?

  • 47 72
    Submitted by natalia24 on Jul 21, 10 at 9:49pm

    Well thats a fail. I feel sorry for you buddy.. Maybe next time.. If there's one.

  • 47 73
    Submitted by raymond74 on Jul 27, 10 at 2:44am

    She clearly out played you

  • 31 44
    Submitted by seanD25 on Apr 26, 11 at 1:39am

    OWNED!

  • 41 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 12:05pm

    HHS. Funny

  • 39 65
    Submitted by _bbycakes on Jul 23, 10 at 4:28pm

    OP, YDI :) haha.

  • Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 21, 10 at 11:30am

    Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

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      Submitted by afineguy on Jul 21, 10 at 1:21pm

      do you realize that no one likes you?

  • Submitted by f1rsty on Jul 21, 10 at 11:25am

    These pretzels are making me firsty