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  • Submitted by lawngnomes69 on Apr 14, 10 at 5:06pm

    Should have bought her a vibrator

  • Submitted by zak197 on Apr 14, 10 at 6:30pm

    "Do...or do not. There is no Try."

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      Submitted by honkey503 on Apr 14, 10 at 6:37pm

      not everyone is as hung as Yoda haha

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        Submitted by madimosher on Apr 20, 10 at 12:45pm

        haha ahh yoda, always knew a way to a girls heart.

  • Submitted by oomph on Apr 14, 10 at 5:19pm

    True love.

  • Submitted by aspenrose on Apr 14, 10 at 5:33pm

    He's a keeper for sure!

  • Submitted by amanda_danielle on Apr 14, 10 at 6:52pm

    I wish someone would buy me flowers when they can't get me off

  • Submitted by cdngirl on Apr 14, 10 at 5:24pm

    Awwww <3

  • Submitted by brandohhhh on Apr 14, 10 at 5:08pm

    Nobody cares if your first god damnit

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      Submitted by greenbumho on Apr 14, 10 at 5:14pm

      I care.

    • 72 67
      Submitted by littlelion2k on Apr 15, 10 at 12:51am

      But people DO care if confuse your/you're. Idiot.

  • Submitted by RazzleRack on Apr 14, 10 at 7:06pm

    haha if you don't want him, I'll take him.

  • Submitted by Rutherford on Apr 15, 10 at 2:17am

    You gotta lick it before you stick it!

  • Submitted by knuckles on Apr 15, 10 at 2:02am

    Good man keep tryn bro

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 5:20pm

    Cute? Lol

  • Submitted by bigdreamer on Apr 14, 10 at 7:25pm

    Awww he sounds like the sweetest guy ever. Keeeeeeeeperrrr!

  • Submitted by thatcrazybigirl on Apr 14, 10 at 9:42pm

    hahaha I wish mine cared that much

  • Submitted by frag92 on Apr 14, 10 at 8:31pm

    That's dedication lol

  • Submitted by i69b on Apr 14, 10 at 5:42pm

    Awwww cute<3

  • Submitted by Michguy on Apr 14, 10 at 9:15pm

    Practice, practice

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    Submitted by ben505 on Apr 14, 10 at 7:52pm

    Need some tips?

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    Submitted by erika210 on Apr 14, 10 at 10:19pm

    Awwwww please keep him!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 15, 10 at 5:48pm

    Lol WTF 12.51, "you're" is correct.

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      Submitted by verschnit on Apr 26, 10 at 8:38pm

      Sorry, but no, it's not.

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    Submitted by Blondetourage on Apr 15, 10 at 3:07am

    Less flowers more trying

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    Submitted by styx on Apr 14, 10 at 10:44pm

    Even though you didn't get off it's still the thought and the extra effort that counts.

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    Submitted by Ditzy4321 on Apr 15, 10 at 7:20am

    A for effort!!

  • 80 72
    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Apr 14, 10 at 7:45pm

    Hollaaaaaaa:)

  • 73 61
    Submitted by BbLopes1 on Jul 13, 10 at 11:31pm

    Awww.... that's so sweet. Keeper =]

  • 77 72
    Submitted by Ditzy4321 on Apr 15, 10 at 7:18am

    At least he is trying!!!!

  • 64 55
    Submitted by whiskers946 on Apr 15, 10 at 5:05pm

    Aww that's sweet

  • 75 77
    Submitted by gajulz on Apr 15, 10 at 2:54pm

    My kind of guy

  • 62 55
    Submitted by farfaraway on Apr 16, 10 at 3:04pm

    At least he cares

  • 68 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 15, 10 at 5:47am

    765 most likely purdue in west lafayette Indiana, boiler up! 

  • 75 82
    Submitted by menda on Apr 15, 10 at 1:37am

    765is the depaue area!!! Greencastle sucks.

  • 64 61
    Submitted by codii on Apr 15, 10 at 4:50pm

    How sweet!!!

  • Submitted by buberto on Apr 14, 10 at 8:26pm

    Try sucking the juicy clit until she squeals.

  • 67 70
    Submitted by HaileyHAVOC92 on Dec 4, 10 at 3:01am

    Rutherford, win.

  • 73 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 10:58pm

    My man should try this hahahaha

  • 67 74
    Submitted by europeanbug on Apr 15, 10 at 2:01am

    What a doll... That's cute ^_^

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    Submitted by jcizzle45 on Apr 14, 10 at 6:40pm

    Amen

  • 61 63
    Submitted by cam792 on Apr 15, 10 at 2:33pm

    Just hang in there you'll get her off eventually

  • 69 85
    Submitted by bamboobanga on Apr 15, 10 at 6:45am

    how cute

  • 56 60
    Submitted by 647 on Apr 15, 10 at 2:18am

    Champion!

  • 68 90
    Submitted by mmhmmthtsnice on Apr 16, 10 at 10:46am

    I was with a guy for over a year and he never got me off. It sucks

  • 68 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 9:41pm

    Haha. My laugh of the day

  • 62 82
    Submitted by SARCOtheINFIDEL on Apr 14, 10 at 9:04pm

    Are you in Richmond?

  • 57 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 10 at 5:42pm

    8.36, shut the fuck up. It is correct. Just like it is correct to punch you in the neck

  • 61 82
    Submitted by SARCOtheINFIDEL on Apr 14, 10 at 8:54pm

    Where in Richmond are you?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 7:17pm

    First

    • 52 67
      Submitted by Booberto on Apr 15, 10 at 11:19pm

      to suck my cock.

  • 48 66
    Submitted by louiev20 on Apr 17, 10 at 10:09am

    He should have bought you "mr big"

  • Submitted by jollygymsocks on Apr 14, 10 at 9:19pm

    Flowers get u off?

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    Submitted by MagnumXL on Apr 14, 10 at 8:51pm

    I wouldn't even have to try

  • 49 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 11:28pm

    First

  • Submitted by wizart18 on Apr 14, 10 at 10:38pm

    Fagg. I could get u off baby. No guys please

  • Submitted by greenbumho on Apr 14, 10 at 6:25pm

    Maybe you're the one with the problem.

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    Submitted by bbyguurl on Apr 14, 10 at 6:47pm

    Haha that's def my area code :)

  • Submitted by zozo on Apr 14, 10 at 10:43pm

    Ive been bangin mine sine august of 09 still havent gotten off, not even flowers.

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      Submitted by Megrathea42 on Apr 15, 10 at 2:13am

      Well, who's fault is that if you're still banging him?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 5:38pm

    That's sad.

  • Submitted by BrohammedAli on Apr 14, 10 at 6:20pm

    Can anyone say WHIPPED?

  • Submitted by psydog on Apr 14, 10 at 9:12pm

    He can't get you off because he's the type of dildo that buys greeting cards. Fuck men NOT metros.

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      Submitted by TheUniverse on Apr 14, 10 at 10:50pm

      Homophobia isn't manly, it's weak. I bet you're the sort of person who kicks puppies to feel powerful.

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        Submitted by nokia3dbb on Apr 15, 10 at 10:03am

        Kicking puppies and watching them fly is quite entertaining you should try it sometime!!!

  • Submitted by joeyb on Apr 14, 10 at 5:06pm

    Gayyy

  • Submitted by laurenn827 on Apr 14, 10 at 5:05pm

    First