He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
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Should have bought her a vibrator
"Do...or do not. There is no Try."
not everyone is as hung as Yoda haha
haha ahh yoda, always knew a way to a girls heart.
He's a keeper for sure!
I wish someone would buy me flowers when they can't get me off
Nobody cares if your first god damnit
But people DO care if confuse your/you're. Idiot.
Good man keep tryn bro
haha if you don't want him, I'll take him.
You gotta lick it before you stick it!
hahaha I wish mine cared that much
That's dedication lol
Awww he sounds like the sweetest guy ever. Keeeeeeeeperrrr!
Even though you didn't get off it's still the thought and the extra effort that counts.
Awwwww please keep him!!
765is the depaue area!!! Greencastle sucks.
A for effort!!
Need some tips?
Awww.... that's so sweet. Keeper =]
Lol WTF 12.51, "you're" is correct.
Sorry, but no, it's not.
8.36, shut the fuck up. It is correct. Just like it is correct to punch you in the neck
Less flowers more trying
Try sucking the juicy clit until she squeals.
At least he is trying!!!!
At least he cares
Aww that's sweet
to suck my cock.
My man should try this hahahaha
My kind of guy
What a doll... That's cute ^_^
Are you in Richmond?
765 most likely purdue in west lafayette Indiana, boiler up!
Haha. My laugh of the day
He should have bought you "mr big"
Where in Richmond are you?
I wouldn't even have to try
Maybe you're the one with the problem.
I was with a guy for over a year and he never got me off. It sucks
Just hang in there you'll get her off eventually
Flowers get u off?
Haha that's def my area code :)
Ive been bangin mine sine august of 09 still havent gotten off, not even flowers.
Well, who's fault is that if you're still banging him?
Fagg. I could get u off baby. No guys please
Can anyone say WHIPPED?
He can't get you off because he's the type of dildo that buys greeting cards. Fuck men NOT metros.
Homophobia isn't manly, it's weak. I bet you're the sort of person who kicks puppies to feel powerful.
Kicking puppies and watching them fly is quite entertaining you should try it sometime!!!