He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
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Should have bought her a vibrator
"Do...or do not. There is no Try."
not everyone is as hung as Yoda haha
haha ahh yoda, always knew a way to a girls heart.
True love.
He's a keeper for sure!
I wish someone would buy me flowers when they can't get me off
Awwww <3
Nobody cares if your first god damnit
I care.
But people DO care if confuse your/you're. Idiot.
Good man keep tryn bro
You gotta lick it before you stick it!
haha if you don't want him, I'll take him.
hahaha I wish mine cared that much
Cute? Lol
Awww he sounds like the sweetest guy ever. Keeeeeeeeperrrr!
That's dedication lol
Awwww cute<3
Practice, practice
Even though you didn't get off it's still the thought and the extra effort that counts.
Awwwww please keep him!!
At least he is trying!!!!
765is the depaue area!!! Greencastle sucks.
A for effort!!
Lol WTF 12.51, "you're" is correct.
Sorry, but no, it's not.
Try sucking the juicy clit until she squeals.
Need some tips?
8.36, shut the fuck up. It is correct. Just like it is correct to punch you in the neck
Awww.... that's so sweet. Keeper =]
Less flowers more trying
Hollaaaaaaa:)
At least he cares
Aww that's sweet
First
to suck my cock.
How sweet!!!
Amen
Rutherford, win.
765 most likely purdue in west lafayette Indiana, boiler up!
My man should try this hahahaha
Are you in Richmond?
What a doll... That's cute ^_^
My kind of guy
how cute
Haha. My laugh of the day
Champion!
Just hang in there you'll get her off eventually
Where in Richmond are you?
I wouldn't even have to try
He should have bought you "mr big"
Maybe you're the one with the problem.
I was with a guy for over a year and he never got me off. It sucks
Flowers get u off?
Ive been bangin mine sine august of 09 still havent gotten off, not even flowers.
Well, who's fault is that if you're still banging him?
Haha that's def my area code :)
That's sad.
Fagg. I could get u off baby. No guys please
Can anyone say WHIPPED?
He can't get you off because he's the type of dildo that buys greeting cards. Fuck men NOT metros.
Homophobia isn't manly, it's weak. I bet you're the sort of person who kicks puppies to feel powerful.
Kicking puppies and watching them fly is quite entertaining you should try it sometime!!!
Gayyy
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