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  • 314 93
    Submitted by lawngnomes69 on Apr 14, 10 at 5:06pm
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    Should have bought her a vibrator

  • 226 89
    Submitted by zak197 on Apr 14, 10 at 6:30pm
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    "Do...or do not. There is no Try."

    • 71 75
      Submitted by honkey503 on Apr 14, 10 at 6:37pm
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      not everyone is as hung as Yoda haha

      • 58 76
        Submitted by madimosher on Apr 20, 10 at 12:45pm
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        haha ahh yoda, always knew a way to a girls heart.

  • 238 115
    Submitted by oomph on Apr 14, 10 at 5:19pm
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    True love.

  • 208 76
    Submitted by aspenrose on Apr 14, 10 at 5:33pm
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    He's a keeper for sure!

  • 189 80
    Submitted by amanda_danielle on Apr 14, 10 at 6:52pm
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    I wish someone would buy me flowers when they can't get me off

  • 164 80
    Submitted by cdngirl on Apr 14, 10 at 5:24pm
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    Awwww <3

  • 169 109
    Submitted by brandohhhh on Apr 14, 10 at 5:08pm
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    Nobody cares if your first god damnit

    • 64 79
      Submitted by greenbumho on Apr 14, 10 at 5:14pm
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      I care.

    • 76 76
      Submitted by littlelion2k on Apr 15, 10 at 12:51am
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      But people DO care if confuse your/you're. Idiot.

  • 137 84
    Submitted by knuckles on Apr 15, 10 at 2:02am
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    Good man keep tryn bro

  • 142 98
    Submitted by Rutherford on Apr 15, 10 at 2:17am
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    You gotta lick it before you stick it!

  • 144 102
    Submitted by RazzleRack on Apr 14, 10 at 7:06pm
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    haha if you don't want him, I'll take him.

  • 132 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 5:20pm
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    Cute? Lol

  • 138 105
    Submitted by bigdreamer on Apr 14, 10 at 7:25pm
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    Awww he sounds like the sweetest guy ever. Keeeeeeeeperrrr!

  • 120 72
    Submitted by thatcrazybigirl on Apr 14, 10 at 9:42pm
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    hahaha I wish mine cared that much

  • 115 79
    Submitted by frag92 on Apr 14, 10 at 8:31pm
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    That's dedication lol

  • 106 78
    Submitted by i69b on Apr 14, 10 at 5:42pm
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    Awwww cute<3

  • 107 84
    Submitted by Michguy on Apr 14, 10 at 9:15pm
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    Practice, practice

  • 103 82
    Submitted by erika210 on Apr 14, 10 at 10:19pm
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    Awwwww please keep him!!

  • 98 74
    Submitted by ben505 on Apr 14, 10 at 7:52pm
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    Need some tips?

  • 92 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 15, 10 at 5:48pm
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    Lol WTF 12.51, "you're" is correct.

    • 63 87
      Submitted by verschnit on Apr 26, 10 at 8:38pm
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      Sorry, but no, it's not.

  • 89 74
    Submitted by Ditzy4321 on Apr 15, 10 at 7:20am
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    A for effort!!

  • 100 101
    Submitted by Blondetourage on Apr 15, 10 at 3:07am
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    Less flowers more trying

  • 102 109
    Submitted by styx on Apr 14, 10 at 10:44pm
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    Even though you didn't get off it's still the thought and the extra effort that counts.

  • 88 83
    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Apr 14, 10 at 7:45pm
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    Hollaaaaaaa:)

  • 79 70
    Submitted by BbLopes1 on Jul 13, 10 at 11:31pm
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    Awww.... that's so sweet. Keeper =]

  • 86 84
    Submitted by Ditzy4321 on Apr 15, 10 at 7:18am
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    At least he is trying!!!!

  • 86 91
    Submitted by menda on Apr 15, 10 at 1:37am
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    765is the depaue area!!! Greencastle sucks.

  • 83 86
    Submitted by gajulz on Apr 15, 10 at 2:54pm
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    My kind of guy

  • 72 66
    Submitted by whiskers946 on Apr 15, 10 at 5:05pm
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    Aww that's sweet

  • 68 62
    Submitted by farfaraway on Apr 16, 10 at 3:04pm
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    At least he cares

  • 70 67
    Submitted by codii on Apr 15, 10 at 4:50pm
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    How sweet!!!

  • 74 78
    Submitted by HaileyHAVOC92 on Dec 4, 10 at 3:01am
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    Rutherford, win.

  • 74 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 15, 10 at 5:47am
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    765 most likely purdue in west lafayette Indiana, boiler up! 

  • 111 158
    Submitted by buberto on Apr 14, 10 at 8:26pm
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    Try sucking the juicy clit until she squeals.

  • 76 89
    Submitted by jcizzle45 on Apr 14, 10 at 6:40pm
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    Amen

  • 73 85
    Submitted by europeanbug on Apr 15, 10 at 2:01am
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    What a doll... That's cute ^_^

  • 65 70
    Submitted by 647 on Apr 15, 10 at 2:18am
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    Champion!

  • 78 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 10:58pm
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    My man should try this hahahaha

  • 65 72
    Submitted by cam792 on Apr 15, 10 at 2:33pm
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    Just hang in there you'll get her off eventually

  • 74 92
    Submitted by bamboobanga on Apr 15, 10 at 6:45am
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    how cute

  • 76 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 9:41pm
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    Haha. My laugh of the day

  • 70 91
    Submitted by SARCOtheINFIDEL on Apr 14, 10 at 9:04pm
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    Are you in Richmond?

  • 75 103
    Submitted by mmhmmthtsnice on Apr 16, 10 at 10:46am
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    I was with a guy for over a year and he never got me off. It sucks

  • 63 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 10 at 5:42pm
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    8.36, shut the fuck up. It is correct. Just like it is correct to punch you in the neck

  • 67 93
    Submitted by SARCOtheINFIDEL on Apr 14, 10 at 8:54pm
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    Where in Richmond are you?

  • 56 73
    Submitted by louiev20 on Apr 17, 10 at 10:09am
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    He should have bought you "mr big"

  • 73 111
    Submitted by jollygymsocks on Apr 14, 10 at 9:19pm
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    Flowers get u off?

  • 74 113
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 7:17pm
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    First

    • 59 76
      Submitted by Booberto on Apr 15, 10 at 11:19pm
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      to suck my cock.

  • 55 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 11:28pm
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    First

  • 60 102
    Submitted by MagnumXL on Apr 14, 10 at 8:51pm
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    I wouldn't even have to try

  • 74 137
    Submitted by wizart18 on Apr 14, 10 at 10:38pm
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    Fagg. I could get u off baby. No guys please

  • 56 107
    Submitted by bbyguurl on Apr 14, 10 at 6:47pm
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    Haha that's def my area code :)

  • 77 150
    Submitted by greenbumho on Apr 14, 10 at 6:25pm
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    Maybe you're the one with the problem.

  • 63 127
    Submitted by zozo on Apr 14, 10 at 10:43pm
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    Ive been bangin mine sine august of 09 still havent gotten off, not even flowers.

    • 86 95
      Submitted by Megrathea42 on Apr 15, 10 at 2:13am
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      Well, who's fault is that if you're still banging him?

  • 61 138
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 5:38pm
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    That's sad.

  • 65 179
    Submitted by BrohammedAli on Apr 14, 10 at 6:20pm
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    Can anyone say WHIPPED?

  • 79 222
    Submitted by psydog on Apr 14, 10 at 9:12pm
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    He can't get you off because he's the type of dildo that buys greeting cards. Fuck men NOT metros.

    • 64 78
      Submitted by TheUniverse on Apr 14, 10 at 10:50pm
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      Homophobia isn't manly, it's weak. I bet you're the sort of person who kicks puppies to feel powerful.

      • 64 62
        Submitted by nokia3dbb on Apr 15, 10 at 10:03am
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        Kicking puppies and watching them fly is quite entertaining you should try it sometime!!!

  • 71 219
    Submitted by joeyb on Apr 14, 10 at 5:06pm
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    Gayyy

  • 83 249
    Submitted by laurenn827 on Apr 14, 10 at 5:05pm
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    First