Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
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You know I've lived in Alaska for 18 years and it's not like that during the summer
Ice on her clit as she cums puts her over the edge. I had a gf who kept her dildo by the window in the winter for just that reason, drove her crazy!
That's when you use Ice Cubes and your cock, not a frozen dildo. #fail
She's gonna cold cock someone.
Alaska is a wonderful state. You will have a great time!\n\nRemember to go fish for salmon if you have a chance.
You can also see Russia from there...
Sounds like a blonde moment?
Right. Because that's definitely how we do it. By inserting freezing objects into ourselves.\nIt's been in the seventies this week, by the way. Maybe not California weather, but not like the inside of a fridge.
From the 907 also..it's 75 today. This text is fucking stupid.
Does she plan on fucking a frozen corpse?
The Iceman cometh.
that probably won't work unless your actually IN the fridgs
I like the girl's comeback, personally. She was being sarcastic... here's your sign
You must have gotten this tip from Sarah Palin.
I can't believe no one has acknowledged how AMAZING this would feel!!
This is awful, anyone who voted posative is clearly not from Alaska..
gives new meaning to the term 'hard on'
In the town I grew up in school didn't close unroll it hit 55 below zero.
Such a good idea
Summertime here, come in the winter. I'm sure someone would stick their dick in a snow bank for you.
I hope it freezes and gets stuck inside your vagina
Are you gonna fuck a snowman or something you moron
From the 907 LMAO that's hilarious!
What a moron.
In here we have alaskans who are butt hurt. I'm Alaskan and this amuses me, any girl willing to do this gets a star in my book.
soooo if ur goin to new Mexico u will put it in the oven.....???????
unless his body temp is abnormally low, the potential guy's dick will be filled with warm blood. Duh.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
From 907... Lmao cheechako
Haha hope that goes well
inb4 soviet Russia, pretzels etc..
In fairness, there are vibrators out there for people who like to experiment with different temperatures (mostly it's glass or metal that you can freeze or heat up for sensation play).
I hope a gang of Eskimos r.Apes you..