Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
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Alaska is a wonderful state. You will have a great time!\n\nRemember to go fish for salmon if you have a chance.
You know I've lived in Alaska for 18 years and it's not like that during the summer
You can also see Russia from there...
Right. Because that's definitely how we do it. By inserting freezing objects into ourselves.\nIt's been in the seventies this week, by the way. Maybe not California weather, but not like the inside of a fridge.
Sounds like a blonde moment?
Ice on her clit as she cums puts her over the edge. I had a gf who kept her dildo by the window in the winter for just that reason, drove her crazy!
That's when you use Ice Cubes and your cock, not a frozen dildo. #fail
that probably won't work unless your actually IN the fridgs
She's gonna cold cock someone.
I like the girl's comeback, personally. She was being sarcastic... here's your sign
From the 907 also..it's 75 today. This text is fucking stupid.
I can't believe no one has acknowledged how AMAZING this would feel!!
Does she plan on fucking a frozen corpse?
The Iceman cometh.
In the town I grew up in school didn't close unroll it hit 55 below zero.
You must have gotten this tip from Sarah Palin.
Summertime here, come in the winter. I'm sure someone would stick their dick in a snow bank for you.
This is awful, anyone who voted posative is clearly not from Alaska..
Such a good idea
soooo if ur goin to new Mexico u will put it in the oven.....???????
Are you gonna fuck a snowman or something you moron
I hope it freezes and gets stuck inside your vagina
From the 907 LMAO that's hilarious!
gives new meaning to the term 'hard on'
What a moron.
In here we have alaskans who are butt hurt. I'm Alaskan and this amuses me, any girl willing to do this gets a star in my book.
unless his body temp is abnormally low, the potential guy's dick will be filled with warm blood. Duh.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
From 907... Lmao cheechako
inb4 soviet Russia, pretzels etc..
In fairness, there are vibrators out there for people who like to experiment with different temperatures (mostly it's glass or metal that you can freeze or heat up for sensation play).
Haha hope that goes well
I hope a gang of Eskimos r.Apes you..