Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
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You sound exactly like my horribly self-absorbed ex. Your actual problem is probably exactly like his...you want to have sex with yourself, but your *ahem* is far too small.
Don't worry it all goes back to your uncle and the basement.
Wow...so this is how I'd defend my life choices if I were articulate.
Get off of tfln you fucking drunk Shakespeare lol