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  • 78 73
    Submitted by MandatoryPants on Jul 12, 10 at 3:21am

    Why do people share this information? I would be embarrassed and a little grossed out by this.

  • 89 97
    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 11, 10 at 12:27pm

    That's gross

  • Submitted by elizabeth89 on Jul 11, 10 at 11:49am

    Did you wash them before texting??

  • 77 84
    Submitted by fadetoblack on Jul 20, 10 at 2:02am

    this has rohrkath written all over it..

  • 77 86
    Submitted by used2bcoyote on Jul 12, 10 at 1:34am

    ...then you texted? first, did u wash ur hands first? second, why would anyone want to know?

  • 77 89
    Submitted by koalaking009 on Jul 11, 10 at 1:12pm

    almost happened to me once, but luckily i was fast enough to hop off and flush before a vomited into the bowl, so i got no splash back

  • 79 94
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 11, 10 at 2:32pm

    Welcome to the really crappy club

  • 75 87
    Submitted by enjoy420 on Jul 11, 10 at 11:32am

    Should have spread ur legs dummy

  • 70 80
    Submitted by marsho on Jul 11, 10 at 6:38pm

    The solution is to vomit in the sink.

  • 70 82
    Submitted by arnisking on Jul 11, 10 at 6:44pm

    At least you didn't shit on your hands while you were eating...

  • 70 84
    Submitted by NationOfThizzlam on Jul 12, 10 at 1:53am

    Gotta love stomach flu

  • 71 87
    Submitted by ChiefSlutGuts on Jul 30, 10 at 1:00am

    Been there. Done that. It was blue.\nI wiped my hands on the wall.\nAnd texted IMMEDIATELY.

  • Submitted by currypower on Jul 11, 10 at 11:51am

    Wow that's great that the first thing on your mind is "man I can't wait to tell the world".

  • Submitted by Franzallday on Jul 11, 10 at 3:59pm

    If you have never had a moment like this....start living

  • 62 90
    Submitted by xxxcroninxxx on Jul 11, 10 at 11:30am

    That's what the garbage can is for. Just put it on your lap next time

  • Submitted by Guzman12 on Jul 12, 10 at 8:49am

    Lmao you're life sucks.

  • Submitted by dmonster75 on Jul 12, 10 at 2:28am

    third wat was u drinkn sounds like heavn or atleast a std in d mornin

  • Submitted by RLevi on Jul 13, 10 at 9:57pm

    Oh how ironic lol

  • 40 71
    Submitted by BigCrank on May 9, 11 at 12:31am

    Yeah. Chili.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 10 at 9:45am

    Aaaaaand you just sent a text with vomit covered hands..

  • 32 60
    Submitted by CloroxTaco on Oct 14, 12 at 12:55am

    Sure you weren't in the front of class?

  • Submitted by cbtango on Jul 11, 10 at 1:55pm

    I hate that, but I was sick at the time and really had to shit... I didn't know what to do!!!