I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
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Why do people share this information? I would be embarrassed and a little grossed out by this.
Welcome to the really crappy club
At least you didn't shit on your hands while you were eating...
this has rohrkath written all over it..
Gotta love stomach flu
Should have spread ur legs dummy
...then you texted? first, did u wash ur hands first? second, why would anyone want to know?
Did you wash them before texting??
The solution is to vomit in the sink.
almost happened to me once, but luckily i was fast enough to hop off and flush before a vomited into the bowl, so i got no splash back
Wow that's great that the first thing on your mind is "man I can't wait to tell the world".
Lmao you're life sucks.
Been there. Done that. It was blue.\nI wiped my hands on the wall.\nAnd texted IMMEDIATELY.
If you have never had a moment like this....start living
That's what the garbage can is for. Just put it on your lap next time
third wat was u drinkn sounds like heavn or atleast a std in d mornin
Oh how ironic lol
Sure you weren't in the front of class?
I hate that, but I was sick at the time and really had to shit... I didn't know what to do!!!
Aaaaaand you just sent a text with vomit covered hands..