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  • 90 72
    Submitted by mel24 on Aug 1, 10 at 11:19am

    That will be awkward at the pharmacy.

  • 67 51
    Submitted by heyychitown on Aug 1, 10 at 1:51pm

    Does that include anal?

  • 72 63
    Submitted by maskedman on Aug 1, 10 at 12:36pm

    I'm guessing 70 people voted good night from church today and the rest of the good night votes were by accident.

  • 63 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 10 at 9:33pm

    Firsty shouldn't have sex either. Can't have that shit spreading to the gene pool

  • 63 52
    Submitted by marsho on Aug 2, 10 at 9:58pm

    And the irony is, the script was for a porn movie

  • 70 67
    Submitted by ckurt25 on Aug 1, 10 at 11:12am

    MSU whore!

  • 65 59
    Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Aug 1, 10 at 3:14pm

    You should get a second opinion.

  • 65 60
    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Aug 1, 10 at 10:38pm

    Hmm so that must mean you'll be getting a different version of the chastity belt, but this one having an expiration clock on it for when you can have sex again. Hah bet your doc was giving you a certain look when finding out how often you fuck.

  • 63 60
    Submitted by mintyshake on Aug 4, 10 at 5:06pm

    Give the thing a REST! It's giving the Grand Canyon a run for it's money!

  • 49 45
    Submitted by deeminbuni on Aug 9, 10 at 7:18pm

    Hey, when I was sixteen, I told my doctor I wasn't sexually active and she said "Really?", then ten minutes later she said "So no partners at all?" Apparently I just look like a whore.

  • 60 69
    Submitted by Hobbz on Aug 1, 10 at 10:44am

    HAHA laxxer u weren't first

  • 61 75
    Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Aug 1, 10 at 7:22pm

    @heychitown I'm from Chicago too and I totally agree about the aNaL part. It should be allowed?

  • 44 49
    Submitted by southernaugustus on Aug 4, 10 at 7:39pm

    whore

  • 43 47
    Submitted by lollz15 on Aug 2, 10 at 11:40pm

    O sorry about that.....

  • 41 48
    Submitted by leadbelly on Aug 4, 10 at 12:05am

    No re-fills.

  • 51 68
    Submitted by liquidguy on Aug 2, 10 at 8:15pm

    Ask the doc describe what is the definition of sex to him?... Then tell him that you don't have sexual relationship like former president Clinton did... You can actually get away with it! Lol

  • 46 60
    Submitted by arthurlux on Aug 1, 10 at 11:38am

    Lucky you, you get the one with a sense of humor.

  • 52 74
    Submitted by phiphika on Aug 1, 10 at 10:54am

    What a GDI doctor.

  • 42 58
    Submitted by archer79 on Aug 1, 10 at 9:17pm

    The doc is a QUACK!!!!

  • 46 78
    Submitted by LAXXER on Aug 1, 10 at 12:29pm

    Actually I was

  • 47 90
    Submitted by LAXXER on Aug 1, 10 at 10:27am

    These pretzels are making me Firsty!

  • 38 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 10 at 10:31am

    Hahaha. Nice.