My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
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That will be awkward at the pharmacy.
Firsty shouldn't have sex either. Can't have that shit spreading to the gene pool
And the irony is, the script was for a porn movie
I'm guessing 70 people voted good night from church today and the rest of the good night votes were by accident.
Does that include anal?
You should get a second opinion.
Hey, when I was sixteen, I told my doctor I wasn't sexually active and she said "Really?", then ten minutes later she said "So no partners at all?" Apparently I just look like a whore.
Hmm so that must mean you'll be getting a different version of the chastity belt, but this one having an expiration clock on it for when you can have sex again. Hah bet your doc was giving you a certain look when finding out how often you fuck.
HAHA laxxer u weren't first
Give the thing a REST! It's giving the Grand Canyon a run for it's money!
Ask the doc describe what is the definition of sex to him?... Then tell him that you don't have sexual relationship like former president Clinton did... You can actually get away with it! Lol
@heychitown I'm from Chicago too and I totally agree about the aNaL part. It should be allowed?
Lucky you, you get the one with a sense of humor.
O sorry about that.....
These pretzels are making me Firsty!
What a GDI doctor.
Actually I was
The doc is a QUACK!!!!