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  • Depends. If you're awful at singing, you might never get laid again. If you have an amazing voice that makes women swoon and can play guitar, you might never have to worry about how you'll get laid again.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Aug 4, 10 at 4:19pm
  • Depends... Are you in love with a stripper?

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 4, 10 at 4:08pm
  • Probably nothing

    Submitted by wHw on Aug 4, 10 at 5:00pm
  • you get laid even less?

    Submitted by haha1 on Aug 4, 10 at 4:16pm
  • I didn't know that anyone who frequented strip clubs had sex lives.

    Submitted by dh6376 on Aug 4, 10 at 9:00pm
  • If you're John Mayer, no problems whatsoever.

    Submitted by WhySoSketchy on Aug 5, 10 at 12:38am
  • Haha the penthouse on Monday nights... They finally stopped that shit tho

    Submitted by 313penthouse on Aug 5, 10 at 4:11am
  • that it could come to a complete stop instead of the 2 mph power wheels it is now once u get the cauliflower penis

    Submitted by masta1080 on Aug 4, 10 at 5:38pm
  • Singing Buy buy miss American pie

    Submitted by leadbelly on Aug 4, 10 at 4:21pm
  • No comment on this, Rulebook has it hands down!

    Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 4, 10 at 4:35pm
  • Bring your own mike and have them ho's sing into it-make it rain!!!

    Submitted by mintyshake on Aug 4, 10 at 7:51pm
  • No it's just the girls that sing...

    Submitted by 313penthouse on Aug 5, 10 at 4:13am
  • Now that's the situation right there! Do the guido fist pump!!

    Submitted by MiketheSituation on Aug 4, 10 at 5:16pm
  • It means absolutely nothing. Just shows that you believe strippers actually "love you" and think you're "sexy" as you put singles in their g-string. Screw karaoke. I want titties in my face. And not with a drunk's rendition of "don't stop believing" in the backround.

    Submitted by scum_bag on Aug 5, 10 at 3:45am
  • MikeTheSitiuatiin Go F*ck yourself!!

    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Aug 5, 10 at 10:47am
  • your ears wont be the only thing bleeding there haha

    Submitted by K66Aggression on Aug 4, 10 at 4:03pm
  • More self-loathing and regret?

    Submitted by crzyldy123 on Nov 21, 11 at 2:55am
  • hah The best part is, I know what strip club ur talking about. At least I think i do. Subi's yup. oh lordy it was epic when I saw that on the advertising sign, right next to couples night. A titty club must be going down the shitter if they need karaoke

    Submitted by jen21789 on Jun 30, 11 at 11:58am
  • Win or Fail...Your Call.....

    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Aug 5, 10 at 10:46am