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  • awkward...

    Submitted by oregon_donor on Jul 9, 10 at 4:27pm
  • Raped by a clown. Your life is rather sad. I drink that whole bottle of Jack and take the entire bottle of Xanax.

    Submitted by caretaker22 on Jul 9, 10 at 10:12pm
  • I swear to god if this texter has any physical signs of sexual assault, I'm going to hunt down Ronald McDonald and cut off his mcnuggets.

    Submitted by maskedman on Jul 10, 10 at 2:00am
  • Who krumps anymore? Haha looks like IT got down..... They all float (first time being first)

    Submitted by DanTheMon on Jul 9, 10 at 4:18pm
  • Hey! Clown fetish is the top fetish in the US. Way to go!

    Submitted by swied429 on Jul 9, 10 at 8:36pm
  • Onesies ? What's that?

    Submitted by flymikemc on Jul 10, 10 at 7:05pm
  • I was wondering where the fuck I left those

    Submitted by RolledUp on Jul 9, 10 at 6:16pm
  • no one will be owning up to that.

    Submitted by nixieknox on Jul 9, 10 at 5:47pm
  • Hahah sounds like a fuckin good time. Hava clown blow my dick like a baloon.

    Submitted by givemecake on Jul 9, 10 at 9:22pm
  • I’m going to have clown nightmares for you. I keep shuddering involuntarily..

    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 9, 10 at 8:03pm
  • Maybe there dr. Rockso's!

    Submitted by bucke150 on Jul 9, 10 at 8:40pm
  • Onesies?

    Submitted by tiff1217 on Jul 10, 10 at 10:07am
  • no thats actually ur mom's

    Submitted by MenZieUh on Jul 10, 10 at 1:33am
  • I've only seen baby clothes described as "onesies".

    Submitted by Samia on Jul 11, 10 at 6:16am