my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
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if i had a nickel for every time the dr pulled something out of my butt... wait...
what did the note say?
if your gonna stick a bag with coins in a dudes butt,, whats so hard to belive about putting a note in the bag too??
couldn't this be considered prostitution?
At least you got paid for the surprise buttsechs...?
Why would anyone make this up? Who would make this up?
man....I'm usually the person that says that this is just a message board....who cares if the texts are fake or don't make sense. This, however, is just reaching way too damn far. MESSAGE = FAIL
it's too bad 13 year olds who watch jackass ruin this site for people who actually get fucked up and do stupid things. but this is also admins fault for letting this get through and throwing out ones that are funnier and more legit
Worst. Night. Ever.
You need to find new friends or leave your pants on. Strangely enough, at all the parties I've been to, and as drunk as I've been, no one has ever inserted anything in my ass ever.
I want to know what the note said and what kind of coin it was.
-The quiet girl in the corner.
some kid who just watched jackass
Dude, if your roommate is leaving notes up your ass, you need a new room!
holyyyyyy shit !!!! WTF
all right so normally I thumbs down when someone says "fake", but really? Is this send random shit to tfln?
"ihope this covers it.... here's a penny for your thouhts...."
It was a quarter. And the note said "you said u wanted to go to micky d's but u didn't have any money. Have fun!
That's a retarded note and a quarter...damn how drunk were u LOL
9:57 FTW! well played sir!
3:04 - I say go big or go home. I'm hoping it was a fifty-cent peice.
i dont believe this one bit!
sorrry, just doesnt seem realistic
*facepalm* way to be 802.
3:46...go fuck a horse, you rancid piece of shit...there is nothing wrong with this being here.
This has officially made my day.
Damn them Jackasses!
message in a bottle, sendin out an S.O.S, sendin out an S.O.S
Hahahahaha damn what kinda ppl do you hang out with?!
(big tone strikes again)
25 cents for anal is not a good deal girl
LoL, 9:57 - very nice. Glad somebody said it.
mine pulls out dead gerbils
haha i dont care if its fake or not... still funny.
Sounds like jackass. Still hilarious.
843 - no no you have to think about it as if its a small xiplock bag, the kind for dimes or something - it would work!
u could get a fucking plastic bag up in there if you tried, the asshole stretches when relaxed... it's to push out huge turds but it works the other way too
who actually goes to the doctor hungover (i'm assuming since the sender doesn't remember) because their ass hurts the day after a party? i never say this, but FAKE.
Not only do drs pull things out of my butt on a regular basis but there's usually a note attached to it too
WHAT DID THE NOTE SAY?!
The only thing a Doctor has ever pulled out of my ass was his cock. lol
O man this sucks. If this sender is a girl then it
Is outragous, however if this is a guy the senario
Is fucking rediculous. :)
What did u use to push it in?
i hope it was a quarter
Obviously they were playing piggy bank