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  • if i had a nickel for every time the dr pulled something out of my butt... wait...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:57am
  • what did the note say?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:40am
  • couldn't this be considered prostitution?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:08pm
  • if your gonna stick a bag with coins in a dudes butt,, whats so hard to belive about putting a note in the bag too??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:03pm
  • At least you got paid for the surprise buttsechs...?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:58am
  • man....I'm usually the person that says that this is just a message board....who cares if the texts are fake or don't make sense. This, however, is just reaching way too damn far. MESSAGE = FAIL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:43am
  • Why would anyone make this up? Who would make this up?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:46pm
  • You need to find new friends or leave your pants on. Strangely enough, at all the parties I've been to, and as drunk as I've been, no one has ever inserted anything in my ass ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:59pm
  • it's too bad 13 year olds who watch jackass ruin this site for people who actually get fucked up and do stupid things. but this is also admins fault for letting this get through and throwing out ones that are funnier and more legit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 3:46pm
  • some kid who just watched jackass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:52pm
  • I want to know what the note said and what kind of coin it was. -The quiet girl in the corner.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:24am
  • holyyyyyy shit !!!! WTF

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:50am
  • "ihope this covers it.... here's a penny for your thouhts...."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:22am
  • Hahahahahahahahahhha brillaint

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:49am
  • It was a quarter. And the note said "you said u wanted to go to micky d's but u didn't have any money. Have fun! -802

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 9:10am
  • Sounds like jackass. Still hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 11:15pm
  • 3:04 - I say go big or go home. I'm hoping it was a fifty-cent peice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 2:31pm
  • That's a retarded note and a quarter...damn how drunk were u LOL ~giggles~

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 8:42pm
  • Dude, if your roommate is leaving notes up your ass, you need a new room!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:05pm
  • 3:46...go fuck a horse, you rancid piece of shit...there is nothing wrong with this being here. Fuck Off!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:06pm
  • all right so normally I thumbs down when someone says "fake", but really? Is this send random shit to tfln?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:08pm
  • 9:57 FTW! well played sir!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:05am
  • Worst. Night. Ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:32am
  • *facepalm* way to be 802.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:52am
  • i dont believe this one bit! sorrry, just doesnt seem realistic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:22pm
  • message in a bottle, sendin out an S.O.S, sendin out an S.O.S

    Submitted by noahochoa on Nov 12, 10 at 11:20pm
  • LoL, 9:57 - very nice. Glad somebody said it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:44am
  • (big tone strikes again)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:20am
  • 25 cents for anal is not a good deal girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 8:20pm
  • 843 - no no you have to think about it as if its a small xiplock bag, the kind for dimes or something - it would work!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:53am
    • u could get a fucking plastic bag up in there if you tried, the asshole stretches when relaxed... it's to push out huge turds but it works the other way too

      Submitted by FuckTheDumbShit on May 11, 10 at 12:23am
  • mine pulls out dead gerbils

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:22am
  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 2:37am
  • This has officially made my day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 3:20am
  • haha i dont care if its fake or not... still funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 5:56pm
  • who actually goes to the doctor hungover (i'm assuming since the sender doesn't remember) because their ass hurts the day after a party? i never say this, but FAKE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:01pm
  • Damn them Jackasses!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 3:58pm
  • Not only do drs pull things out of my butt on a regular basis but there's usually a note attached to it too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:01am
  • WHAT DID THE NOTE SAY?!

    Submitted by nameinlights25 on Oct 11, 10 at 2:08am
  • The only thing a Doctor has ever pulled out of my ass was his cock. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:01am
  • Hahahahaha damn what kinda ppl do you hang out with?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 3:25am
  • O man this sucks. If this sender is a girl then it Is outragous, however if this is a guy the senario Is fucking rediculous. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 8:14am
  • What did u use to push it in?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:34pm
  • fake

    Submitted by kb52kb on Jul 22, 11 at 11:50am
  • i hope it was a quarter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 3:04pm
  • Obviously they were playing piggy bank

    Submitted by partykiing123 on Apr 22, 13 at 10:17am