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  • I think you got fucked by the Hamburglar last night.

    Submitted by Stotan1228 on Aug 26, 10 at 4:11pm
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  • OPEN SESAME!

    Submitted by asstrologist on Aug 26, 10 at 6:35pm
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  • but can be explained with alcohol.

    Submitted by blueyaa on Aug 26, 10 at 3:59pm
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  • Lick...lick...<pause to take a bite of big mac>...lick...lick...<another munch of big mac>...lick..lick.

    Submitted by pringlepwner on Aug 26, 10 at 4:34pm
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  • I like my burger with a hot pink center too.

    Submitted by MacDrewber on Aug 26, 10 at 4:25pm
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  • That's an infection waiting to happen....

    Submitted by shhhhhhH on Aug 26, 10 at 4:18pm
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  • I wouldn't rule out the idea that someone tried to stick a bagel up there...

    Submitted by meghannnn on Aug 26, 10 at 4:47pm
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  • Ya know those bread sticks they give ya at restaurants for your soup?

    Submitted by TeamScumbag on Aug 26, 10 at 8:15pm
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  • Just one more thing growing in your pussy.

    Submitted by Michguy on Aug 26, 10 at 6:36pm
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  • Well if it's not logical maybe just God's way of showing you some other seeds planted there that won't grow into anything

    Submitted by Phys on Aug 26, 10 at 7:09pm
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  • that's called a yeast infection, dear.

    Submitted by sugarhigh4ever8 on Aug 26, 10 at 10:10pm
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  • I've heard of having a loaf of bread in the oven, but this takes it to a whole new level.

    Submitted by ComradeP on Aug 27, 10 at 1:55am
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  • maybe if your pussy didnt look like a burger he wouldnt need to use sesame seeds

    Submitted by K66Aggression on Aug 26, 10 at 3:58pm
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  • Your boyfriend wanted sushi.

    Submitted by fuzzydunlap on Aug 26, 10 at 5:27pm
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  • Umm ewww? This is sick go see a doctor before you start growing a third leg or some shit.

    Submitted by shanna061009 on Aug 26, 10 at 9:57pm
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  • Fuck a cheeseburger?

    Submitted by stig on Aug 26, 10 at 6:40pm
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  • Yeah Maryland. Thankyou stotan. That comment made my day better

    Submitted by spearchucket on Aug 26, 10 at 5:41pm
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  • Oh shit, when I was little, my cat had "sesame seeds" coming out of her asshole. Those aren't sesame seeds, those are egg sacs! YOU HAVE WORMS!

    Submitted by patronedge on Aug 26, 10 at 11:24pm
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  • GROSS!!!!

    Submitted by JWLOCALCELEB on Aug 26, 10 at 6:41pm
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  • I was just thinking the exact same thing to the person who mentioned their cat. They are tapeworm eggs! Yeah I'd get that checked immediately...They happen, and the eggs come out your butt, but may just look like they were in your vag. My cat had that too! Grosssss

    Submitted by ktbug363 on Aug 28, 10 at 2:16am
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  • Lol yea hamburgular

    Submitted by matt96 on Aug 26, 10 at 4:35pm
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  • LMAO@stotan! Thanks!!

    Submitted by archer79 on Aug 26, 10 at 4:26pm
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  • Are you sure they're not dead maggots or scabs!!?

    Submitted by visage on Aug 26, 10 at 5:27pm
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  • Seeded baguette?

    Submitted by janesaddiction on Aug 26, 10 at 5:12pm
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  • Wellllll, stop fucking yourself with bagels.

    Submitted by armybetch on Aug 27, 10 at 1:57am
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  • i seriously woke up in a bed full of sesame seeds once.\nno idea.

    Submitted by iiiiiiii on Oct 6, 10 at 6:31am
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  • WTF you get gang banged by the Hamburglar and his buddies???

    Submitted by FuckenNightHawk on Aug 27, 10 at 6:21am
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  • Are you guys talking about Bill Brasky? I KNOW Bill Brasky!

    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Aug 27, 10 at 2:21am
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  • Fuckennighthawk- ha! That's awesome. Looks like Ronald mcdonald planted his seed

    Submitted by hooah33 on Aug 27, 10 at 9:08am
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  • Talk about a liking you burgers rare

    Submitted by GOATSEE on Aug 26, 10 at 11:50pm
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