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  • Submitted by Stotan1228 on Aug 26, 10 at 4:11pm

    I think you got fucked by the Hamburglar last night.

  • Submitted by asstrologist on Aug 26, 10 at 6:35pm


  • Submitted by blueyaa on Aug 26, 10 at 3:59pm

    but can be explained with alcohol.

  • Submitted by pringlepwner on Aug 26, 10 at 4:34pm

    Lick...lick...<pause to take a bite of big mac>...lick...lick...<another munch of big mac>...lick..lick.

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      Submitted by ped0bear on Aug 26, 10 at 9:04pm

      aw that is fucking nasty

  • Submitted by MacDrewber on Aug 26, 10 at 4:25pm

    I like my burger with a hot pink center too.

  • Submitted by shhhhhhH on Aug 26, 10 at 4:18pm

    That's an infection waiting to happen....

  • Submitted by TeamScumbag on Aug 26, 10 at 8:15pm

    Ya know those bread sticks they give ya at restaurants for your soup?

  • Submitted by meghannnn on Aug 26, 10 at 4:47pm

    I wouldn't rule out the idea that someone tried to stick a bagel up there...

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    Submitted by Phys on Aug 26, 10 at 7:09pm

    Well if it's not logical maybe just God's way of showing you some other seeds planted there that won't grow into anything

  • Submitted by Michguy on Aug 26, 10 at 6:36pm

    Just one more thing growing in your pussy.

  • Submitted by sugarhigh4ever8 on Aug 26, 10 at 10:10pm

    that's called a yeast infection, dear.

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    Submitted by ComradeP on Aug 27, 10 at 1:55am

    I've heard of having a loaf of bread in the oven, but this takes it to a whole new level.

  • Submitted by K66Aggression on Aug 26, 10 at 3:58pm

    maybe if your pussy didnt look like a burger he wouldnt need to use sesame seeds

  • Submitted by fuzzydunlap on Aug 26, 10 at 5:27pm

    Your boyfriend wanted sushi.

  • Submitted by stig on Aug 26, 10 at 6:40pm

    Fuck a cheeseburger?

  • Submitted by shanna061009 on Aug 26, 10 at 9:57pm

    Umm ewww? This is sick go see a doctor before you start growing a third leg or some shit.

  • Submitted by spearchucket on Aug 26, 10 at 5:41pm

    Yeah Maryland. Thankyou stotan. That comment made my day better

  • Submitted by patronedge on Aug 26, 10 at 11:24pm

    Oh shit, when I was little, my cat had "sesame seeds" coming out of her asshole. Those aren't sesame seeds, those are egg sacs! YOU HAVE WORMS!

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    Submitted by ktbug363 on Aug 28, 10 at 2:16am

    I was just thinking the exact same thing to the person who mentioned their cat. They are tapeworm eggs! Yeah I'd get that checked immediately...They happen, and the eggs come out your butt, but may just look like they were in your vag. My cat had that too! Grosssss

  • Submitted by JWLOCALCELEB on Aug 26, 10 at 6:41pm


  • Submitted by matt96 on Aug 26, 10 at 4:35pm

    Lol yea hamburgular

  • Submitted by archer79 on Aug 26, 10 at 4:26pm

    LMAO@stotan! Thanks!!

  • Submitted by visage on Aug 26, 10 at 5:27pm

    Are you sure they're not dead maggots or scabs!!?

  • Submitted by armybetch on Aug 27, 10 at 1:57am

    Wellllll, stop fucking yourself with bagels.

  • Submitted by janesaddiction on Aug 26, 10 at 5:12pm

    Seeded baguette?

  • Submitted by ImKeithStone on Aug 27, 10 at 2:21am

    Are you guys talking about Bill Brasky? I KNOW Bill Brasky!

  • Submitted by hooah33 on Aug 27, 10 at 9:08am

    Fuckennighthawk- ha! That's awesome. Looks like Ronald mcdonald planted his seed

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    Submitted by iiiiiiii on Oct 6, 10 at 6:31am

    i seriously woke up in a bed full of sesame seeds once.\nno idea.

  • Submitted by FuckenNightHawk on Aug 27, 10 at 6:21am

    WTF you get gang banged by the Hamburglar and his buddies???

  • Submitted by GOATSEE on Aug 26, 10 at 11:50pm

    Talk about a liking you burgers rare