There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
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I think you got fucked by the Hamburglar last night.
but can be explained with alcohol.
Lick...lick...<pause to take a bite of big mac>...lick...lick...<another munch of big mac>...lick..lick.
aw that is fucking nasty
I like my burger with a hot pink center too.
That's an infection waiting to happen....
Ya know those bread sticks they give ya at restaurants for your soup?
I wouldn't rule out the idea that someone tried to stick a bagel up there...
Well if it's not logical maybe just God's way of showing you some other seeds planted there that won't grow into anything
Just one more thing growing in your pussy.
that's called a yeast infection, dear.
I've heard of having a loaf of bread in the oven, but this takes it to a whole new level.
maybe if your pussy didnt look like a burger he wouldnt need to use sesame seeds
Your boyfriend wanted sushi.
Fuck a cheeseburger?
Umm ewww? This is sick go see a doctor before you start growing a third leg or some shit.
Yeah Maryland. Thankyou stotan. That comment made my day better
Oh shit, when I was little, my cat had "sesame seeds" coming out of her asshole. Those aren't sesame seeds, those are egg sacs! YOU HAVE WORMS!
I was just thinking the exact same thing to the person who mentioned their cat. They are tapeworm eggs! Yeah I'd get that checked immediately...They happen, and the eggs come out your butt, but may just look like they were in your vag. My cat had that too! Grosssss
Lol yea hamburgular
Are you sure they're not dead maggots or scabs!!?
Wellllll, stop fucking yourself with bagels.
WTF you get gang banged by the Hamburglar and his buddies???
Are you guys talking about Bill Brasky? I KNOW Bill Brasky!
Fuckennighthawk- ha! That's awesome. Looks like Ronald mcdonald planted his seed
i seriously woke up in a bed full of sesame seeds once.\nno idea.
Talk about a liking you burgers rare