I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
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lmfao I love this.
I met this girl who could deep throat 9 inches
That is too funny I'm sending it to every girl I know
Haha. Eees so funnni.
Seaguls are naturals at BJs, unlike your GF, who, literally, just blows
I met this guy who could deepthroat 9 inches
Wow!!! tell her eat a banana sideways.!!
I sent the exact same text before, except it was a giant pizza crust.