that's what penises do
they tell lies.
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No you lie, my penis does the rest.
Mine can't lie; it either likes you or it doesn't and you can tell which just by looking at it.
my penis NEVER lies, but I do
the penis is 100% honest but the dick attached to it will lie just to get the penis what it wants. get over it, nothing lies like a bitch!
a first for Waco Texas...wow
This coming from a vagina? We can't fake orgasms so isn't that the pot calling the kettle black???
you're confusing penises for women
mines pretty honest, if it likes what youre doing youre gonna feel it
Not as many as their owners tell about *them*.
Shit we've blown cover!!! men run !!!!!!
They do "spout off" a lot
9:29pm I know for a fact this was sent to me. I am from Temple, and live in San Marcos. there are 119 cities in this area code.