that's what penises do
they tell lies.
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No you lie, my penis does the rest.
Mine can't lie; it either likes you or it doesn't and you can tell which just by looking at it.
my penis NEVER lies, but I do
the penis is 100% honest but the dick attached to it will lie just to get the penis what it wants. get over it, nothing lies like a bitch!
a first for Waco Texas...wow
This coming from a vagina? We can't fake orgasms so isn't that the pot calling the kettle black???
you're confusing penises for women
Not as many as their owners tell about *them*.
They do "spout off" a lot
Shit we've blown cover!!! men run !!!!!!
mines pretty honest, if it likes what youre doing youre gonna feel it
9:29pm I know for a fact this was sent to me. I am from Temple, and live in San Marcos. there are 119 cities in this area code.