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  • 86 51
    Submitted by Chadwick on Aug 17, 10 at 11:53am

    No you lie, my penis does the rest.

  • 91 66
    Submitted by Jughead on Aug 17, 10 at 10:24am

    Mine can't lie; it either likes you or it doesn't and you can tell which just by looking at it.

  • 85 56
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 17, 10 at 11:53am

    my penis NEVER lies, but I do

  • 68 44
    Submitted by getwhatuget on Aug 17, 10 at 12:16pm

    the penis is 100% honest but the dick attached to it will lie just to get the penis what it wants. get over it, nothing lies like a bitch!

  • 77 68
    Submitted by Mondu on Aug 17, 10 at 11:52am

    This coming from a vagina? We can't fake orgasms so isn't that the pot calling the kettle black???

  • 70 59
    Submitted by mrp1mpin on Aug 17, 10 at 10:49pm

    They do "spout off" a lot

  • 78 77
    Submitted by Roshielle on Aug 18, 10 at 1:45am

    Texassssssss!

  • 63 55
    Submitted by johnnyk on Aug 17, 10 at 11:28am

    Shit we've blown cover!!! men run !!!!!!

  • 65 65
    Submitted by stillhungover on Aug 17, 10 at 10:24am

    Not as many as their owners tell about *them*.

  • 63 65
    Submitted by K66Aggression on Aug 17, 10 at 11:30am

    mines pretty honest, if it likes what youre doing youre gonna feel it

  • 59 62
    Submitted by ingebeastly on Aug 17, 10 at 2:08pm

    you're confusing penises for women

  • 64 74
    Submitted by masterdeb8r on Aug 17, 10 at 9:29pm

    a first for Waco Texas...wow

  • 30 26
    Submitted by stephuhknee on Apr 25, 12 at 1:31am

    9:29pm I know for a fact this was sent to me. I am from Temple, and live in San Marcos. there are 119 cities in this area code.