Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
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At least she's considerate.
definitely just went limper than seeing Oprah naked....
A stripper doing/saying something classless and disgusting?? No way...!
I would have paid extra fo that
damnn boner kill!
I'm just impressed she got her figure back so fast!! Took me over a year before I could get back in a two piece.....
Well at least you know her tits are real
why is she speaking at all, really?
Why would she tell u this???
@fogitnozzel I'm guessing that you do?
I would have told her that I'd give her an xtra $10 for every time she got it in my mouth
Oh c'mon y'all! Breast milk, the nectar of the gods.
i think i just threw up in my mouth
Nuffin wrong with that
Last night I randomly remembered a guy I slept with that I'd forgotten about. Does that make me a whore?
...read this one off FML a few days ago...way to be original..
.... Most of them would have squirted you and charged extra
My husband saw one in Canada who had a tail. At least that's more interesting than having to put nipple shields on :P
I would almost expect that from Canada.
i completely agree. Dirty Canadians.
The strippers that I know always told me that guys would pay extra for that or beg for it once they found out...
Classy and considerate
That'll cost you extra
Just like the creators of tfln
can i have a refund?
That's adorable,this stripper pooped on my pennies once
... Well, I got nothing for this one.
I wouldn't go back to that club if I was you
I saw this and shocked it wasn't 610. Buckrubs, where the one armed, or deaf, or lactating strippers call home
Some peeps have a milk fetish. Lol
Larrys villa in Vegas?
Lol, boner FAIL.
Hello? hello?...hello?..anyone there? there? Hey, your vag has an echo! echo....echo...ech....
You should have ordered a shot of vodka and Kahlua, and asked her to make you a White Russian :-)