Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
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At least she's considerate.
definitely just went limper than seeing Oprah naked....
A stripper doing/saying something classless and disgusting?? No way...!
I would have paid extra fo that
damnn boner kill!
I'm just impressed she got her figure back so fast!! Took me over a year before I could get back in a two piece.....
why is she speaking at all, really?
Well at least you know her tits are real
Why would she tell u this???
@fogitnozzel I'm guessing that you do?
Oh c'mon y'all! Breast milk, the nectar of the gods.
I would have told her that I'd give her an xtra $10 for every time she got it in my mouth
.... Most of them would have squirted you and charged extra
i think i just threw up in my mouth
Nuffin wrong with that
That'll cost you extra
Last night I randomly remembered a guy I slept with that I'd forgotten about. Does that make me a whore?
...read this one off FML a few days ago...way to be original..
My husband saw one in Canada who had a tail. At least that's more interesting than having to put nipple shields on :P
I would almost expect that from Canada.
i completely agree. Dirty Canadians.
Just like the creators of tfln
I wouldn't go back to that club if I was you
Classy and considerate
... Well, I got nothing for this one.
can i have a refund?
The strippers that I know always told me that guys would pay extra for that or beg for it once they found out...
That's adorable,this stripper pooped on my pennies once
I saw this and shocked it wasn't 610. Buckrubs, where the one armed, or deaf, or lactating strippers call home
Some peeps have a milk fetish. Lol
Lol, boner FAIL.
Larrys villa in Vegas?
Hello? hello?...hello?..anyone there? there? Hey, your vag has an echo! echo....echo...ech....
You should have ordered a shot of vodka and Kahlua, and asked her to make you a White Russian :-)